Author | Qingxiangzi
Many mothers say to me:
You see what a great baby they have raised.
It's not really how scientifically advanced their methods are.
Just because they were born, yes, female, child!
If only they had a son to try,
Custodian immediately understands what is called "human suffering"!
Is the son really as difficult to raise as the rumors?
Non-also, non-also!
It may be that you don't understand the characteristics of this creature,
Or use the wrong method.
Today we have compiled a copy of the "Son Instruction Manual",
It can be used as an indispensable secret book for you to have children, travel at home, tutoring, daily interaction, and preparation for pregnancy for the second and third children.
Welcome to the male and female mothers to read each other!
[product name]
Son.
Commonly known as leather jackets,
It is also known as the Construction Bank.
【Composition】
XY gene recombination.
【Special Ingredients】
Testosterone, an important formula for keeping this product active.
【Stability】
Less stable, depending on the people and environment around you:
When going out with the old mother, quiet as a prince;
When going to the supermarket to shop and in the amusement park, the movement is like a rabbit;
When you get along with your kind in the park meadows, it is dirty like an earth monkey...
【Characterization】
Fleshy yellow on the surface,
Some of the wear marks such as scratches and bumps can be seen;
The smell is slightly fishy, the taste is slightly salty, and the taste is even worse after exercise.
It is easily soluble in cars, guns, dinosaurs, excavators, Ultraman and all other forms.
Difficult to dissolve in operation.
Most soluble in mud pits.
【Physical Characteristics】
*Noisy:
Once held, it is easy to be discovered by people nearby;
Or cause tinnitus, palpitations, sore throat and neighborhood disputes.
*Greater strength, stronger movements:
Strong impact on the eyeballs, nose, chin, chest and abdomen,
It is recommended to purchase medical insurance before holding.
*Hands-on ability:
Easy to get started with home electronics.
*Strong destructive power:
Easy to cause subversive damage to the home decoration style,
Easy to shorten the service life of family sofas, beds, cabinets, white walls, wallpapers, etc.
*Easy to affect interpersonal relationships:
This product is prone to trouble, increasing the number of apologies in the holder's life.
【Indications】
Traditionally, it is often used to treat three generations of a family.
Now it is mostly used for the clinical treatment of maternal orthodontics, cleanliness, weakness and other problems.
For those who feel lonely and lonely on a daily basis, the effect is best.
【Additional Effect】
Can improve the voice penetration of the holder to varying degrees,
Enhances lung capacity.
It is very beneficial for improving the physical and mental tolerance of the individual.
【Adverse reactions】
It is advisable to get along moderately, not to accompany in excess.
Occasional inappropriate use or can cause chest tightness, shortness of breath, palpitations, collapse, and want to hit someone;
Long-term inappropriate use may affect lifespan.
long-term improper use in women,
It is easy to cause adverse reactions such as the little princess becoming a vixen.
【Security Protection】
When you come into close contact with this product, you should wear a gas mask,
Prevents unexpected leaks.
This product is more active in nature, carry out the door to tighten their hands,
If necessary, be prepared to avoid losing the rope.
When going out to socialize, be cautious about carrying,
So as not to affect the quality of friendship and the number of friends.
【Storage method】
Avoid exposure, rain, bumps and hard objects,
So as not to affect the service life, the loss of a lot of maintenance costs.
Like outdoor activities, physical exercise, should be more walking,
Frequency refers to huskies.
When physically and mentally healthy and emotionally happy, it is recommended to carry it with you;
When physically and mentally traumatized and emotionally angry, it is recommended to isolate and get along,
So as not to bring unnecessary mutual harm to each other.
【Prohibited Ingredients】
Stay away from all fragile and explosive items such as glass, crystal, ceramics, antiques, handmade, red wine, etc.
as well as women's cosmetics.
If you have a mine at home, please feel free.
【Design defects of this product】
*Intermittent blindness, deafness:
When it is focused, it may not be heard how to shout;
The user has been emotionally angry,
He was still smiling hippie and couldn't see at all.
*No heart and no lungs:
There are many scoldings that do not listen, and I can't remember the symptoms.
The advantage is that if you are criticized, you don't remember revenge, and you don't get depression easily.
*"Double Quotient" failure:
Occasionally show that intelligence is not high, emotional intelligence is not good,
It will make the holder wonder if he is a "fool".
*Other unexplained weird phenomena:
including but not limited to always believing in the existence of some mysterious force;
Always likes power role-playing;
Total fantasy to save the world;
Always think you're from another planet,
Take on a special mission, etc.
The above are normal phenomena, please continue to hold with confidence.
Other unexpected, procedurally chaotic, and other situations are not listed one by one.
【Contraindicated people】
This product has powerful performance and long-lasting battery life,
Charge for 5 minutes and toss for 10 hours.
Pregnant women, the elderly, the disabled and dogs should not be approached.
Those who already have two or more of this product should use with caution.
Patients with neurasthenia and insomnia should be cautious.
Once shipped, it will not be returned or exchanged.
【Comparison with other products】
This product is compared with another type of product on the market,
There may be dirty outer packaging, messy accessories, low memory,
Differences such as poor speech amplifier performance and poor memory playback function.
This is normal, with the duration of the hold,
Some features will be improved and improved.
【Special Reminder】
*This product is annoying:
The Angry Dead Function and sweet talk skill coexist at any time,
Let people love and hate, cry and laugh,
It is very easy to hallucinate and become dependent on it.
Those who are too emotional are cautious into the pit.
*This product will be held for a long time,
And let the holder have a certain psychological change -
One or two years old, cute people's hearts;
Three or four years old, cute enough to kneel;
Five or six years old, vaguely wrong;
Seven or eight years old, dogs are disgusted;
Over 15 years old, family affection is very brittle.
Please prepare your own patience, sense of responsibility, psychological adjustment ability,
Beware of doubting the phenomenon of life.
【Validity】
0-12 years, valid daily;
12-18 years, valid on weekends;
18-22 years, winter and summer vacation is valid;
23 years and above, valid for spring festival.
If the financial supply and cub care function can be provided continuously,
It is basically valid for life from the date of holding.
【Side effects】
This product has a contraceptive effect in a certain population,
Use with caution.
【Dosage】
It is advisable to follow the advice of a physician. Recommended one for a lifetime.
One at a time is preferable. Two heads at a time, three injuries in the family, and those who have more than 100 million yuan in the family are casual.
【How to deal with adverse reactions】
Reconciled.
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Author: Qing Xiangzi, self-media author, education practitioner, clear liver and clear eyes to read the world's leisure, be an excellent slash youth. Some of the pictures are from the Internet, and the copyright belongs to the original author.