1. The little niece had to sleep with me at night, just two minutes into the bed, the little niece said with a look of disgust: Aunt, don't you sweep the bed, what is in the bed, I am dead, I quickly lifted the quilt. A smell of stinky farts greeted her, and the little niece laughed breathlessly: My mother said that I must have farted too much baked sweet potatoes today, let me sleep with you!
2 After my husband's hand was injured, we slept separately for 3 months. He looked almost as good as he was, and at night, I moved back... Seeing that he was listening to crosstalk, I turned off his mobile phone, lay down, and said shyly: Husband, if you have anything to ask for, you can mention... The husband looked excited: Daughter-in-law, really? Come and say to me a crosstalk...
3. The old man gives his son a inheritance before his death. He said to the eldest son, "Your daughter-in-law is about to give birth, so leave your passbook with you." He said to his second son, "You are about to get married, and I will leave the house to you." Finally, he said to his younger son: "The one who can't put my mind at ease is you, and I don't have a girlfriend yet, so I'll leave you with my most precious inheritance." The younger son was overjoyed. The old man said, "I'm going to give you the QQ number, there are more than a thousand young girls in the friends bar." ”
4 I accidentally broke the Dior lipstick that my wife just bought, and she came up and slapped me! Suddenly remembering that there was something to find someone to help, I clicked on the V letter and sent a message to a colleague who had not been in touch for a long time: How is it lately? Are you still in your hometown? I didn't expect to send it to fail, so I said to myself: I hate deleting mine without talking... The daughter-in-law put down the mobile phone and walked over: I lifted my head, I looked up, she raised her hand and slapped me again: This told you... Oh, the baby's heart is bitter!
5 The family introduced me to an object, arranged to meet in the afternoon, the female boss heard about it, offered to help me staff staff said: Marriage is a lifetime, must not be sloppy. I thought it made sense and agreed to let her accompany me. After arriving at the restaurant, there was a very beautiful girl on the other side, and the female boss took the initiative to introduce herself to the girl one step ahead: This is my colleague, and today he came to go on a blind date. The latter result can be imagined, and it ended in failure. After returning to the company, the female boss shook my hand and comforted me: It doesn't matter, in fact, there is a better one in front of you, depending on whether you know how to cherish it. At this time, I understood the intention of the female boss. Now that I think about the landlady, the rich, the beautiful, and the good to me, isn't this the girl in my heart?
6 Recently unwell, went to the hospital for examination and found out that she was pregnant, and told her husband when she returned home. Early this morning, my husband went out early and bought breakfast and a bottle of fetal repair. Holding my hand and saying to me, "You will definitely help the development of the fetus after eating." I watched it for half a day, directly threw it in the trash can, and asked my husband: "Where did you buy the fetal repair spirit?" My husband proudly told me: "Downstairs in the community, an uncle shouted and sold it." I scolded, "This is glue for repairing bicycle tires." ”
7 I've been dating my girlfriend for three years, and today she suddenly broke up with me, saying that my family didn't agree. I am a very dedicated person, I am determined not to give up, so I went to the company to ask for leave to go home with her. Go and talk to her family, but it turns out that some things still don't come! For example, his husband not only disagreed, but also beat me!
8 The daughter-in-law is doing housework at home, and the husband is lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone with his legs crossed. The child suddenly said, "Dad, you are so powerful, I really admire you!" Dad asked, "Why?" The child said: "You really have the ability, married such a good wife, can cook, can do housework, can make money, and look beautiful"... That meal was a good exaggeration. The child looked up at his mother and said, "Mom, you can't do it, you see what you're married."
9 Yesterday I went to the supermarket to buy cigarettes, bought a pack of 20, and gave the owner 50. Looking for me 40, I pretended not to know, put it in my pocket and left. The boss didn't go far and called me: Your cigarette was not taken, and I shed tears of emotion.
Take out ten dollars to the boss: you found me ten more dollars. The boss also shed tears of emotion: Boy, bring the cigarette, I will change a pack for you. Smoking the cigarette that the boss had just changed for me, the pure taste couldn't help but move me again: Boss, take the 50 just now and I will give you another one.
The boss took the 50 and was also touched again: Young man, give me the money that was looking for you just now, and I will change it for you. After taking the boss to find my money again, I was also moved again, and took out a mobile phone from my pocket: Boss, the mobile phone is returned to you. The boss was in tears, trembling and pulling out a wallet: Boy, the wallet is back to you.
10 At that time, there was a female college student in our department, probably just graduated, and she didn't do things thoughtfully. Then she is often called to the office by the manager and asked: Are you a pig? One day, she finally couldn't stand it and said to the manager: Manager, can you please stop scolding people every time, it hurts people. The manager was silent for a moment and said: Okay, Page.
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