1. Stay at the girlfriend's house, the sister-in-law lives in the next room, the next day she is very embarrassed to say, you can really toss ah, last night after 2 o'clock even did not sleep, still playing games really, is this the so-called family does not enter the door?
2. The brother-in-law found a bank card in the park, and the card also said: Password 000333! He was ecstatic and hurried to a nearby bank to withdraw the money. The brother-in-law handed the bank card to the staff, and then nervously entered the password, fortunately the password was correct. The staff member asked, "Sir, how much money are you going to?" The brother-in-law had the courage to say, "Two hundred thousand." The teller actually said: "I'm sorry, 60,000 and above must be booked in advance, please ask you to make an appointment?" The brother-in-law was surprised and said, "Well, then I'll take fifty thousand first." Staff: "I'm sorry, you don't have any money in this card!" ”
3. Our biology teacher in high school is a female teacher. The female teacher said in class: People, you can't be angry, when you are angry, a large amount of blood rushes to the head, so the oxygen in the blood will decrease and the toxin will increase. The toxin will magnetic follicles, causing inflammation of varying degrees around the follicles, resulting in pigmentation problems... Me: So, you still have to annoy me less, otherwise the stains on your face will be more and more, and you will only be afraid that your boyfriend will not be able to find it. Female teacher: Roll... You roll me! Me: Roll and roll! How do you talk duplicitously.... alas! I'm afraid there will be a few more spots on my face! The teacher was dizzy.....
4. My sister-in-law opened an Internet café and invested four million. Because I know my cousin very well, I recharged my ID card with 1 million yuan of Internet fees. I have nothing to do after work and will come to the internet, every time I swipe the card: ding! The card was successful, and the remaining 979,950,000 yuan was left. Every time the cashier's sister sees me, she is full of little stars! Until one day. That pretty front desk girl was my sister-in-law's cousin.
5． My father-in-law was the chairman of a real estate company, and after my sister-in-law graduated from college, she went straight to work. But the wife and sister are clumsy and often do the wrong thing. Her father-in-law hated iron for not steel and often called her a pig. That time, my wife and sister finally couldn't stand it anymore and said to my father-in-law: Dad, can you please stop cursing people's pigs every time, it hurts people very much. The father-in-law nodded and said, "Okay, Paige icon."
6． The brother-in-law has a good business, and he registered online on the American group icon. Once he delivered a takeaway that was very daring to take out, because he ran a red light and was hit by a Maybach. The well-meaning person dialed 0, and the brother-in-law was pulled to the emergency center. When the family learned the news, they went to the hospital to visit, and the husband and wife shed tears of pain and kept comforting the brother-in-law. The little nephew also wanted to say something good, and when he saw that everyone had finished saying the words, he wiped his tears and said: Dad, you are the first person in our family to take an ambulance, and I am proud of you.
7． I still remember when I was in junior high school, there was a particularly strong classmate in the class, who always raised the bar with the teacher. Once when he went to sleep in class, the teacher woke him up and said with an angry face: The classroom is not where you sleep. The classmate immediately retorted: Teacher, you are not right in saying this, according to your logic, the home is not yet a place to study, and you are not still assigning homework.
8． The brother told the nephew not to watch TV, quickly wrote his homework, said it several times, and the nephew just ignored it. Sister-in-law: Didn't you hear that? Hurry up and go. The nephew listened to his sister-in-law and left the TV to write his homework. Brother: Your mother's words you write homework, my words, do not have your mother has weight? Nephew: Of course. Brother: Why do your mother's words have weight? Nephew: Mom one hundred and eight, you are only one hundred and two, who do you say has weight?
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