1. In the Qingming Shanghe Garden, you can feel the characteristic Song Dynasty culture, and the park has been adapted into sections such as "Bao Gong Inspects the Water Transport of the Bian River" and "Wang Yuan's Recruitment of Sons-in-Law" according to the well-known historical stories

1, in the Qingming Upper River Park, you can feel the characteristics of the Song Dynasty culture, the park according to the well-known historical stories adapted into "Bao Gong patrol the Bian River Caoyun", "Wang Yuanwai Recruitment" and other programs, these interesting performances let people immerse themselves in it, while more understanding of history, in addition to these, there are juggling, monkey, cockfighting and other performances with a strong ancient folk flavor, you can also experience the Qingming Upper River Garden to experience the flower palanquin, send relatives and other interesting small activities.

2, walking in the community, a child has to ask for his grandfather's hat belt, the old man is bald, refuses to take off the hat, the child will cry. The child's mother saw her son crying, but she was angry and spanked. When the old man saw that this was a fight, the grandson was the meat of his heart, so he said to his daughter, don't beat him to wear it, take off the hat and bring it to the grandson. As a result, the child's tears had not yet dried, so he turned back to his mother and said: You see that I don't look like your father when I wear this hat.

3, waiting for friends in the parking lot, a luxury car drove to the front of the eyes, 5 seconds later slammed the horn, while the window rolled down, a handsome guy put his head out of the way to look at me, I was corona, overwhelmed, is so handsome so rich GG have a good feeling for each other, proud. CoolGG glanced at me again, uh, and continued to faint. Finally GG impatiently stuck his head out again and yelled at me: You're stupid, occupying my parking space...:a

4, my brother who was on a business trip suddenly called me: "Sister, guess what I am doing?" I found a lot of small dried fish, clam meat, shredded squid that you love to eat..." I: "Stop, no money, every time, pit me!" Brother: "Look what you said, am I that kind of person?" Me: "Is it really so good?" Brother: "Of course, you are my sister-in-law!" Well, I won't be able to go back for a while and a half, and I'll eat it for you..."

5) In a famous university cao field, several professors surrounded a flagpole. A PE teacher walked over and asked, "What are you doing?" A professor said: "We need the height of this flagpole and are discussing what means to use to get it." The physical education teacher smiled, bent down and hugged the flagpole and pulled it hard, pulled the flagpole out, put it on the ground, took out a tape measure and measured it: "Exactly five meters five!" After saying that, he put the flagpole back in place, turned around and left. A professor angrily said, "This man is real, we want height, but he gave us length, net chaos!" ”

6) In a university's cao field, political science professors, philosophy professors, and linguistics professors surround a flagpole. The professor of mathematics came over and asked, "What are the gentlemen busy with?" "We need the height of this flagpole and are discussing what means to get it." Political science professor said. "Look at me! The math professor said, bent down and hugged the flagpole to pull it out, pulled the flagpole out, put it on the ground, took out a tape measure and measured it, "exactly five meters five" Said the flagpole back into place, left. "This man!" The professor of linguistics looked at his departing back and said contemptuously, "What we want is height, but he gave us length, adding to the confusion!" ”

7, in the morning and then eat early on the side of the road, I saw that a woman had to lead her son to eat early, she asked her son for 3 tea eggs, her son Bu liked to eat, and saved this powerful mother who said: Eat it all, so that you can skip school by strength! How could my mother save this realization?

8, in the morning on the side of the road to eat breakfast, saw a woman leading her son to eat breakfast, she asked her son for 3 tea eggs, her son does not like to eat, I heard this powerful mother said: eat all, so that you have the strength to skip school! My hate, how come my mother didn't have this realization?

9, in the morning, my wife cooked a bowl of rice balls and brought it to me: "Honey, come and try one." At that time, the full happiness could not help but show off in front of his son. Me: "Son, see no, this is the wife." Wife: "Are you cooked?" My dear. Me: "Good, wife, delicious." When I was about to eat with a spoon, my wife said, "You go farther, come and eat it son, when it's cooked, eat it quickly." Son: "See no, this is Mom." "Me

10, just arrived at the company in the morning, I saw the beautiful front desk girl crying, I asked her: "What?" She choked up: "I broke up." I felt a pang of joy in my heart, and then patted her shoulder to comfort her: "What is there to cry about, there are many good men, for example, there is one next to you." The girl asked, "But what about the child in my belly?" "At that moment, I felt that it was immoral to take advantage of the danger of others, so I withdrew my hand without leaving a trace...

11, get up in the morning and swollen eyes! It may be that staying up late to read novels is caused by the fact that I can't wear contact lenses, and I can only wear glasses with lenses as soon as I enter the office, and my colleague Xiao Zhang rushes at me and says: "These glasses are too temperamental!" Then I smiled and walked to my seat, and as soon as I put down my bag, Xiao Zhang ran over and looked at me for half a day and said, "Sleeper! It's you! ”

12, in the morning to eat small steamed buns, found that there are only 7, less than one, so ask the boss, the boss is still very good, very polite, "sorry brother, maybe the package when put one less, so I give you a big bun, count the up, what do you want to eat trap?" As soon as I listened, this dared to be good, the saliva came out, and at that time I said, "Bring me a big meat bun!" The boss looked at me sadly and said, "Except for the meat." ”

13, in the morning to work saw a female colleague chasing a male colleague to fight, in the spirit of Lei Feng I went to persuade, asked the female colleague why, she said: he actually took a photo of me eating fritters and sent it to the circle of friends. I said this little thing is going to hit him too? Female fury: He actually played mosaics on fritters.

14, take the bus to work in the morning, feel that this morning's uncle and aunt more than ever, I think it must be where the supermarket has a promotional discount, watching them one by one with Lin Daiyu looking at us sitting young, I especially do not want to let the seat ah! Suddenly, the beautiful woman's mobile phone behind me rang "You are my little apple..." The star's feeling that the uncle and aunt have come to the spirit, the waist plate is very straight, I quickly take out the mobile phone, and when the beautiful little apple is finished, I will play "The Most Dazzling Famous Family Style"