Answer 1: (Author: 21)
The first hero is to play Houyi, play three games in a row, three innings meet Li Bai, each innings was killed by Li Bai from the beginning to the end, to the third inning, open the voice crying tears the heart and lungs, begging Li Bai to let me go, the result li Bai can not hear, teammates heard all the help shouting, telling Li Bai not to kill me, but there is no use, or from the beginning to the end.
Then I uninstalled the game, played it again after a year, never touched Houyi again, and now there are still shadows on Li Bai.
The most terrible thing is that my mother always thought that the tearing heart and lungs of crying with the mobile phone was because she saw Lu Han's Weibo announcement that she had a girlfriend, but it was really just Li Bai who was too terrible Liao...
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Answer 2: (Author: Qin's 7-second obscene development)
I thought that five kills was to kill enough 5 people without dying. I also think that 5 kills is very simple, and I also know the answer: how to kill five this question, this answer can still be found to this day... Very humiliating and embarrassing
Answer 3: (Author: Runrun)
The first time I played matching with my roommate and met "Yao", I was startled, because this "Yao" stood on my head without my consent.
Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa How could she be so annoying that she couldn't go on her own, and I had to carry her!
Me: Be careful the next time you get close to her, she'll ride on your head and can't shake it off! I've suffered a loss, hide a little!
Now: Get up and go! I want to choose Yao!
Answer 4: (Author: Qing Zhen)
Cai Wenji
The first time I played Cai Wenji, I didn't know that one or three skills were to add blood to people Anyway, where are the more people running to where to drive one or three skills to the pile of people, about luck The first time I played Cai Wenji took eight heads
And then I thought to myself, this hero is awesome, this skill hurts too much, and then I confidently opened another round with Cai Wenji
Chase people with one or three skills um 0-10
That was the first time I was reported at Kings Canyon
Answer 5: (Author: Gray and Dark Colors)
After playing for a year, almost 2,000 games, I found that there was actually a qualifying match! Then run to the rankings and find people with good dishes. On the diamond bureau found that it can actually ban heroes, the king level as a god, just when I did not dare to play the ranking, played a few and found that the low star bureau seems to be inferior to the star shine bureau... I think the glory of the king is also like this, the confidence bursts to run to play the peak game, play the shooter is infinitely caught, play the auxiliary can not keep people by the c bit to play life spray, play on the road is pressed on the ground and beaten, play the middle of the road but not the opposite, a moment will be squatted once, play the wild, fucking Lao Tzu's wild? Winning once in a while is also the big brother in his own team flying with desperateness. Then I found out that the players inside were all big brothers...
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Answer 6: (Author: ZUTTER)
At that time, I only played Zhao Yun, Zhao Yun recommended the position to play the wild, the first time I hit the wild in the wild area lost, hit the red on my side, I ran to the opposite blue area, I thought that the wild area was symmetrical according to the middle road.
At that time, I didn't know Zhao Yun, and I often played and lost my blue.
I asked my friend: Why can't I throw out my skills?
My friend: You're out of blue, you can't come back.
Me: So what equipment back to blue fast?
Then there was the Holy Grail Zhao Yun wandering around in the wild area
At that time, I thought that hitting the wild was to fight the wild monster, and I didn't know how to catch people, so my teammates often saw me standing there and didn't move, asked me what was wrong, and I said I was waiting to fight the wild monster.
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Answer 7: (Author: Kirito)
I thought that Pei Hu was a wild monster that ran out of the wild area.
I played with myself, a red tiger appeared in the middle of the road, I thought it was the wild monster that ran out, can the wild monster still run out? It's magical.
I circled around him a few times, and he didn't hit me (maybe the tiger form can't hit people?). ), just lazily turning in the grass in the middle of the road.
I'm still wondering where this came from, is it a new wild monster from Heavenly Beauty? Then I walked through each of the monster pits to see where he had come from.
Most importantly, the image of the sad tiger on the checkout page is a human, and I haven't connected the player with the tiger for a long time.
Answer 8: (Author: Idle Post)
*I don't know what the equipment is. Often playing and playing, there are system recommended equipment appearing, I hurry to order. But slowly found that sometimes the equipment will degenerate (in fact, the first big piece is done and then the next one is done from scratch) I am so nervous, I have been thinking about what I have pressed wrong, just now it is a very powerful piece of equipment, colorful, how suddenly it has become something like cloth armor. Later, it was concluded that the equipment was durable, and it was used up after being beaten by the opposite side a few times to become cloth armor.
* Remember to check the raiders at that time and learn the experience. A bunch of comments on the Internet Ah article ah, what CD shoes (put music?) ), AOE (what pinyin?) ), Black Cut (how can I not find it?) ), 2 flashes 1 flash big flash (wow, the original unlocked is only a small flash, there will be a big flash later), flat A (A? Flat? Hurry to the settings to find out how to adjust the attack angle), wayward shoes (disobedient shoes)? Wait, a bunch of abbreviations, a bunch of terms, scolding in my heart: What to do, is it so difficult to play a full name Netizens ??!
Answer 9: (Author: Li Xiaohua)
The office friends have a lot of gold coins, I only have a few hundred. I asked her how she got the gold coins, and she told me that I could get them by matching them.
As a result, I never bought any more equipment in the bureau, and kept it all. After several rounds of happy playing, another colleague saw me and asked: Why don't you buy equipment? I said, I want to save gold coins for heroes~
Finally, after they told me, I knew what was going on
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