Some people say women like to lie. If a woman's stories could be made up with royalties, it would be easy to get rich. The question is what is called lying.
If you use a little wit to break the small embarrassment in front of you, to obtain a small spiritual victory, and thus sacrifice a little truth, this can also be regarded as lying, then women are indeed relatively rich in lying geniuses.
There are concrete examples. Haven't you ever spent groceries with a woman? Especially when buying clothes, she never simply said what clothes she wanted to make, what materials to buy, and how much money she was prepared to pay. She must pick and choose, turn the world upside down, and at the same time have words in her mouth, either because the material is too thin, or because she blames the material for being too old, this can't help washing, that can't help but dry, this shrinks the head, the narrow façade, and the criticism is worthless.
In fact, full is not such a thing, she just thinks that the price is too expensive! If the price is cheap, all other disadvantages are not a problem, and those that should not be bought should also be purchased and stored.
If a woman does not produce charcoal pots because of the high price of charcoal, she must explain to people: "Raw charcoal pots are the most unhygienic in winter, and it is easy to have a sore throat in the spring!" The roof leaked and collapsed pots of stucco, and before it was repaired, the woman would explain to the people: "I am going to install electric lights in this place." ”
A woman who goes out on her own to buy groceries often only admits that walking and breathing in the fresh air are the only reasons she goes public. A woman who envies cars often expresses her greatest aversion to the stench of gasoline. Women who sit in the middle row and watch the play often say that the first-class seat in the front row is the least comfortable.
When a woman gives gifts to others, she must say, "I really can't buy anything good..." In fact, this thing was not bought by her at all, it was given to her by others. A woman who offers to accompany you to the street is actually going to buy something.
In short, women always like to bend over backwards, put a small smoke screen, harmless, quite decent. Isn't Wilde saying that "art is lying"? These examples are just some unlicensed lies.
Women are fickle, somewhat Hamlet-style, undecided; those with big problems such as divorce and marriage, and those with small problems such as changing clothes and shoes, are often read in their hearts after one reading, two readings and three readings, resolutions and then reconsideration, reconsideration and then veto, women decide on a thing, they can also make a hundred and eighty degree turn at any time, make it completely opposite to the decision, so that people cannot follow.
Because it becomes rapid, it is easy to give people the impression of "fragility". Shakespeare famously said, "'Fragile,' your name is 'Woman'!" "But this vulnerability does not always make women suffer. The more flexible something is, the less likely it is to break. Women are not only fickle in their decisions, but even the position of a small pin is constantly changing, on the collar buckle before noon, and may have moved to her hair in the afternoon.
Three sofas, can pose a number of positions; a few hairs, can comb out countless flower heads. When it comes to clothing, it often varies to absurdity. The hat of a foreign woman can be a chicken feather, half an iron pot, or a dustpan.
The Chinese woman's robe changes enough, when the collar is high, it can make her look like a giraffe, when the sleeves are short, it is eager to make the two armpits angry, and as for the button disc flowers, piping embroidery, it is even more unpredictable. "God gave her a face, she can make another one", "A woman is made of water", it is living water, not stopping water.
Women are good at crying, on the one hand, crying is often a woman's weapon, and few people can resist her baptism of tears. As the saying goes, "one cry, two troubles, three hangings", this cry is indeed unstoppable. But on the other hand, crying is often the "safety flap" of a woman's heart.
The power of a woman's patience is great, and she can endure embarrassing grievances for the sake of men, for the sake of children. In terms of women's enjoyment of themselves, they always belong to the "Stoic" majority. When the man is not at home, she can immediately become a vegetarian, crawl out of the stove with rats, turn on the lights for fear of electricity, and then turn off the switch for fear of fees.
Ping Su has been extremely hardworking, once mentally stimulated again, he can't bear it, and his grief naturally turns into a handful of snot and tears, gushing out of the "safety flap", freeing up the empty atrium, and then accepting more grievances.
Women rarely break their mouths and swear (scolding the street becomes a shrew, in fact, very few), rarely throw their sleeves and swing their fists, but the tear glands are more developed. Those who are good at crying are often good at laughing, squinting, laughing, giggling, giggling, laughing, laughing is permanent on a woman's face, and this smiley face often becomes the most effective passport.
A woman is most like a child, she can smile forward and backward for a funny gesture, her stomach hurts, sheds tears, so much so that she flips! Both mourning and pleasure are like Changchuan is prepared, and it is about to erupt.
Women's mouths are probably used more often in terms of speech. Girls often have a sharp tongue from a young age, even if they are outside school Chinese they are also easy to catch, unlike a big tongue in their mouths. When you grow up, you will grow up in groups of three or five, saying long and short, crisp voice, high voice, such as cicada noise, such as frog chirping, really deserve several trumpets!
Wait until the age is longer, in case you fall into the "long tongue" type, then the east parents, the west family is short, the fly is short and long, how many right and wrong are moved, and countless tongues are provoked; in case of falling into the "watering can mouth" type, it is trivial and complicated, nagging, how many times a thing to say, how many times to say a sentence, such as watering can betting, thousands of streams of hair, when the person is invincible, can not be turned!
A man buys his wife a fur coat and a friend asks him "Are you trying to make her comfortable?" The man replied, "No, so that she may say less!" ”
A woman who is timid and faints on the spot at the sight of a rat is not a strange thing in a foreign country. The Chinese woman was not so timid, but it was true that a thunderclap made her tighten the hands of the two old mothers and still tremble.
This is not pretentious, it is not deliberately in front of a man, so that he has the opportunity to stand up and say, "Don't be afraid, I am!" "She was really scared. In the darkness or in the middle of nowhere, there was no one she was afraid; in case there was someone, she was even more afraid!
Slaughtering cattle and slaughtering sheep is certainly not a woman's business, and killing chickens and fish is not effortless. For the sake of timidity, it is probably mainly due to physical weakness.
Women's body temperature seems to be lower, there are many women afraid of getting fat and have no food to eat, insufficient nutrition, coupled with fear of bloat and thin clothes, to the winter to fight, socks as thin as cicada wings, the calves frozen as a "pulp rice lotus" color, two feet in the quilt can not be warmed overnight, both hands holding hot water bottles, from August, holding until next May, can not bear to let go. Resist the hunger and cold, and be bold.
A woman's cleverness, there are many unreachable places, a cotton thread, all at once can penetrate the pinhole, and then all at once can be tied at the end of the line to tie a knot, and then straighten the line on the teeth twice, the tip of the needle on the hair twice, you can begin to solve many of the troubles in life is not small, such as sewing the button of the shirt, mending the hole in the socks and so on.
As for a few sticks, how many things are made up one by one is even more amazing. A learned woman, who created a "salon" and could continue to talk about any problem for more than half an hour, not only did not make people fall asleep, but also made people suspect that she was an expert.
How to live your life the way you like
If you don't know what you want, don't know what you should do, read those good books, communicate with those great souls and the wisdom of the sages, and give yourself a good foundation to cultivate your own concentration in the world.
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The examination paper of life is placed in front of everyone, no one can avoid it, and everyone must write their own answer sheet. So, needless to say, the so-called answer is just an answer sheet I wrote. I never believed in the so-called life coach, and I would never be ridiculous enough to want to be myself. In the examination hall of life, we are all students, I may be a more diligent student, then, my answer sheet may be for the reference of students, only this is enough.
——Zhou Guoping