Be sure to be on time (humorous stories)

Brown was a company employee who couldn't bring food in, so he was often late for breakfast at the company gate.

On this day, when Brown walked into the company after breakfast at the door, he was late again and happened to meet John. John, who is the head of the cleaning department and a close friend of Brown's, sees Brown and can't help but quip, "You're late again!" Is it so hard to get to work on time? Brown smiled and said, "It's not that hard, I don't believe I can make a bet." ”

John came to be interested and said, "Well, as long as you can stay a month without being late, I'll ask you to drink for a month. Brown agreed without hesitation. From that day on, Brown did exactly what he said and didn't get late again.

Fast forward to the end of the month, and the company held meetings as usual. The manager first criticized John fiercely because of the recent problems with the company's health situation. John didn't say a word and sat down in the audience with a black face.

Then, the manager praised Brown, saying: "Not only are you going to work on time this month, but you are also driving other people, and you must give rewards." You can make a request to the company, and as long as it is reasonable, I will agree. Brown immediately replied, "I would most like to see the 'prohibition on bringing food into the company'." ”

The manager wondered, "Why?" ”

Brown replied helplessly: "In order to go to work on time, I didn't have time to finish breakfast every day, so I had to quietly hide the leftover food in the flower bed at the entrance of the company, planning to wait until after work to deal with it." Curiously, lately those things have been missing! ”

As soon as the words fell out, John rushed to Brown and angrily said, "It was you?!" You know? It's your food waste that attracts a lot of stray cats, can't drive them away, and makes the company dirty around - I just got criticized, because of this! ”