Yun Jun's novel "Dark Journey" Chapter 1: Ten Thousand Charms

I've been a fan of the mansion since I was a child, and by the way, they all call me Sun Monkey.

Speaking of which, I was once a monkey condensed from a wisp of wronged soul in hell, and I didn't know how to drop it, so I was adopted by Jizo Bodhisattva. Because of my sweet mouth and cleverness, up to the king of Yama, down to the little devil, they all liked me, and among them, Jizo Bodhisattva hurt me the most.

At that time, the bull's head was just a cow, and the horse noodles were just a horse, just as the so-called tiger monkey in the mountains ruled the king, yes, I was the boss of them.

Whenever I did, I used to hang out in hell with minotaur noodles.

One day, a guy named Marshal Canopy was thrown into eighteen layers of hell for flirting with the Jade Emperor's mistress, Chang'e.

Then I'm definitely going to see the hilarity. After climbing to the eighteenth floor of hell, I saw a big man with a fat head, big ears and a shiny face, tied up in a cage like a pigsty.

Ma Mian said, "What kind of big man do I think?" It turned out to be like this."

Minotaur echoed, "Don't you think he looks like a pig?" ”

Needless to say, the more I looked at it, the more I looked at it, the more I felt like it.

When marshal canopy entered the eighteenth layer of hell, it was naturally indispensable to eat bitterly, and the minotaur and horse noodles were the ones who executed him, saying that the bull's head and horse noodles were going to put the marshal of the canopy into the frying pan and fry it.

It was only when his toes touched the hot oil that the canopy screamed like a slaughtered pig, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa What day dares to fry your Grandpa Zhu?! ......”

Oh, the original surname "Zhu", no wonder you are like a pig, I thought to myself.

"After eighteen layers of hell, don't say that you are the marshal of the canopy, even the Jade Emperor Mother must obediently be tortured." Horse noodles are brought to the canopy as a whip.

Only then did the canopy realize that he was already a prisoner of the order, and immediately became honest, but the hot oil was smoking on his fat body, and he still couldn't help but scream like a pig.

I also couldn't bear to look at it from the side, so I quietly said to the minotaur, or put some "water".

"Okay, Brother Monkey," the bull head added a large scoop of cold water to the boiling pan of oil.

The canopy suddenly felt the oil temperature drop immediately, and the screams were not so loud. Looked at me gratefully.

After that, I came to see the canopy from time to time, and from time to time I let the minotaur put some "water" on the noodles. After mixing, I knew that marshal of the canopy was called "Zhu Eight Precepts", and seeing that he had a fat head and a fat brain, I simply called him "Eight Precepts of pigs".