I played a fairy jump, jumped on the bamboo horse bed, and then was forced by two mothers to get a license, get married, and take over the mess of the milk tea shop.
But he's a waster, and so am I!
I have played fairy jumping, can I help him sell milk tea?
Just kidding!
Mommy! Help, in school he is either the first to last or the second to the bottom of me!
This cooperation is not pleasant!
[The first kiss was hidden for many years]
1.
My name is Qi Lan, and I am a little princess of a community fruit shop, the kind of waste wood.
Idle, with a bunch of fox friends play fairy jump, I am not short of money, or bored.
I don't want to stay in school all day, I don't want to learn the red tape, take over the fruit stall in my house, and bargain with those mothers-in-law all day.
I took the bait as usual and chatted with a client online.
Looking at the photo is an uncle, saying that he likes to obey the student sister.
Isn't it a coincidence that I am a student sister, that is, if I don't listen, then I will say something else.
"Mr. Ji, I'm already at the hotel, 301, come in, wait for you, don't you?"
I sent the message to the man, then hid in the bathroom and waited for him to come in and give him a stick.
"Come, come, baby."
The uncle quickly returned to me and put up an intimate photo.
, it's disgusting, this time it's fun to catch, you have to fix him well.
Usually we all have a fight after the appointment, and it is okay to play, but we always feel that there is nothing new.
This time, I decided to have a sweet and then bitter one.
Give him some sweetness first, and then give him a bitter taste, good, new.
Boom --
"Little Blue Blue, I'll come, why did you turn off the lights?"
The man walked into the room and began to grope, but I heard a familiar voice and felt a bit like my silly B Bamboo Horse Kitsa.
Probably not, that stupid figure should not be so greasy, the one in the photo also has a beer belly, very disgusting.
I opened the bathroom door and touched the wall next to it and walked over.
"Uncle Ji, how did you get here, people can't wait."
I pinched my throat and learned to say the fox spirit on TV.
"The road is too congested, isn't I coming?"
Then suddenly he was held by a pair of hands and thrown to the bed.
, this uncle is still quite energetic.
"Cough, Uncle Ji, you are too strong, people are in pain."
I leaned back with my hands on my shoulders.
"Yes, Uncle Naki will tap later."
Then the man rushed up.
Well? How is this inch, and this only pair of blue eyes, a little familiar?
, it wouldn't be that stupid B.
I tentatively cried out, "Ji Tim?"
The man's body was visibly shaken.
"Who?"
He also asked tentatively.
"Uh, lean, what a fool you are?"
I immediately got out of bed and went to turn on the light.
It was really him, he was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, very serious, and his sloppy appearance at school was simply heaven and earth.
"I'll go, Qi Lan, why are you here?"
He was also startled, stood up and shook a few steps back.
"What are you doing?"
We both questioned almost simultaneously.
"You say it first."
"You speak first"
We were in sync again.
I gestured to him and motioned for me to come first.
"I often play, immortal jumping, more interesting than learning, what about you?" Do you really want to make a date?"
I looked at him suspiciously, and he didn't look like someone without women.
The family is similar to my family, even richer than my family, handsome and handsome, just a little stupid, just like me.
The results are counted down for many years, but the award certificates are piled up, all bought for money, and they are all the same family.
"No, no, I'm just curious?"
He put his hands on his head and looked at me with a blushing face.
"Hey, you don't look like I'm pretending."
I leaned close to him, my face almost pressed against him.
Ji Tian hid and said, "What can I do, I haven't slept anyway."
I gave him a slap on the wrist,, you want to sleep?
He covered his head, cried out in pain, and then raised his hand to give me a slap on the head.
I went, it hurt so much, it hurt harder than I did.
I gave him another backhand, and he gave me another hammer.
As I went, my face suddenly swelled into a big bun.
We have both practiced, and our hands are also strong, often practicing, and it is normal to get a little injured.
Bang --
The door was suddenly kicked open, and I thought it was my little friends who had come over.
Trying to explain it to them is a misunderstanding.
But————。
My friend doesn't have a gun.
And I didn't say I had to wear a police uniform to kick the door.
I turned my head to look at Ji Tim, "Did you call the police?"
He shook his head and said innocently, "How could I, I don't even know the number 110."
, silly B.
I gave him a blank look, then knelt down as fast as I could.
"Uncle Policeman, it was all a misunderstanding, we were just joking."
After Ji Tian saw me kneeling, he knelt down with me, learned my tone, and repeated what I said.
The policeman who took the lead said helplessly.
"You don't have to kneel, just squat."
"Oh, good! Good!"
We both spoke in unison, like two idiots with tacit understanding.
"If you don't misunderstand, the police station says to go."
The leading policeman gestured to the person behind him, and then we were pulled into the car.
2.
"Say, what a misunderstanding?"
I sat there, a little frightened, trying to get Ji Tian to cheer me up, but when I turned my head, I saw that silly B was already shaking like a generator.
Alas, I was always smarter than him.
"I'm just playing blind with my friends, I don't really want to cheat other people's money, I just teach those stinky old men, I really haven't cheated money, I haven't hurt people, really." 」
"This kind of thing can also be played casually?"
"No, I'm wrong, I'm sorry, uncle policeman, I don't dare anymore, you spare me, well, uncle policeman, I don't have good grades, but I'm very kind, I don't dare to pinch caterpillars, I don't even dare to look at ants, I'm really wrong, well." 」
The policeman on the other side was suddenly a little fierce, Mom, so scared, and then scared to cry.
"Forget it, little sister, since you didn't make a harmful mistake, we let you go, but there must be no next time, call your parents and let them pick you up." 」
Well? Call a parent?
Don't worry, my mom will scold me.
"Can I—can I get my brother to come?" My mom is a little fierce—"
"No."
Mom, I'm sorry, Mom, shame on you, I protected my little ass, and tonight it looks like it's going to blossom again.
When I was ready to call my mother, Ji Tian came over.
"By the way, you let your mother call out to my mother and let them come with you."
I looked at him with wide eyes.
"Are you sure?"
"Or else?"
Ji Tian looked at me with grievance.
Yes, otherwise, none of these two mothers are easy to mess with, and they are known for their violence in our community, and the two of us can live until now, purely by my brother.
My mother was selling fruit at the entrance of the community, and she had been selling it for more than ten years, and no one had ever fished anything cheap from her hands.
His mother was selling milk tea at the entrance of the community, and she had sold it for more than ten years, and no one had ever cut the price from her hands.
The two of them had a temper tantrum, both fathers were wives and tubers, and my father was even worse, basically not in the same frame as my mother.
The status line in my family is my brother - my mom - my dad - my dog - my cat - my fish - my family meal - me.
Ji Tian's family is not far behind, his mother - his brother - his cat - his dog - his family meal - he - his father.
It is not easy for Me and Ji Tian to rely on each other until now, and if the two of us appear together, we will finish the game.
"Hello?" Mom?"
I picked up my phone and shouted cautiously.
Eat and don't come home so late?
Greetings greeted by a tasteful greeting.
"No, you're coming to the police station at the intersection."
"What are you doing, your head is stupid and you're being caught?"
"Well, it's a little thing, you come here, or the police uncle won't let us go."
"You guys?" And the stupid boy next door?"
"Hmm."
Then he was hung up.
I breathed a long sigh of relief, so dangerous, and did not continue to scold.
After ten minutes, my mother and his mother came with a half-meter-long feather duster.
I hurriedly pulled Ji Tian in front of me.
Ji Tian also looked at me in fear and pulled me out of the back again.
We both switched back and forth until I was against the wall.
"Ji Tim?"
"Qi Lan?"
Mom, this voice seems to come from hell.
I pinned my hopes on my police uncle, who understood in seconds.
"What?" Is the police station where you came to spread wilderness?"
In an instant, they were quiet, and then obediently sat down on a stool and listened to the police uncle tell them about our "glorious deeds."
Ten minutes later, the three of them shook hands with smiles and said goodbye politely.
And then. My mom grabbed my hand, and my mom took his hand and got out of the police station.
All I knew was that my right hand seemed to be unconscious at the time, and as for Ji Tian's, it should not be much better.
When they got home, there was a series of wails from both families, until half an hour later.
My mother suddenly sat down in front of me, looked at me crawling on the couch, and said, "After the New Year, you will go with Ji Tian to get a license."
"Clams, what the hell?"
"What the hell?" You are like this, who dares to want you, who is willing to marry him in his family, you two have made up for it."
"Are you so sudden?" I'm still in my junior year, so I'm married? Or is he a stupid B whose intelligence is no different from mine?"
"There is no room for negotiation, it is so fixed, his milk tea shop is still waiting for you to take over, you can buy several apartments a year, you can't afford to lose."
"Cough, just a milk tea shop, you sold your girlfriend?" You still have a fruit shop."
"What to sell?" You two have long been set to kiss the doll, what you look like anyway, the Ji family also knows, the province will find someone to tell you about the matchmaker."
"Mom, you don't trust me to bring you a good son-in-law home?"
"Can I believe it?" If you bring me a good son-in-law before graduation, then you two don't have to get married, you look for it, if you can find it, I will take your last name."
My mom said it and left, and I crawled on the couch in a daze.
What the? Now there is still the idea of doll kissing?
"Unfinished"
———— babes! Like to poke me Oh, the more poke, the faster you have to, wish everyone happy, biubiu❤ ————
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