Strange Punishment: Laughing Punishment

The richest man in the west bank of the Luan River is Mr. Shi Shaosen of Tutou Village, and the only creed of Mr. Shi's family is: fierce heart.

Anyone who had ever seen Old Master Shi had ever seen a smile on his face. Old Master Shi's means of punishing people are unique and cruel, for example, there are random talkers, the light ones are filled with dung soup, the heavy ones are sewn; the touched, light fingernail covers, heavy chopping hands; random looking, light rubbing salt into the eyes, heavy eyeballs; catching men and women stealing, cutting off the breasts of the women and feeding the dogs, the men are tied to the old tree in the back garden, ripping off the pants, and hanging a fifty-ring cannon thunder on the root of the thing in the crotch Every time at this time, Old Master Shi has to do it himself. With the incense head slowly to light the cannon twister, the man who was tied up had either been scared to death, or the ghost cried wolf howling and begging for forgiveness, but to no avail, after a "bang bang" explosion sounded, the man's crotch was already blurred with blood and flesh.....

In The Lump Village, When Old Master Shi sneezed, it was lightning and thunder; when Old Master Shi stomped his feet, the sky collapsed!

Old Master Shi's family has a great career, but he has only married one woman in his life. When Mrs. Shi first entered the Shi Family Compound, everyone's eyes lit up: Look at that sound and smile, could it be that the fairy is a fairy? But within a few days, Mrs. Shi, who was as beautiful as a fairy, was tossed out of shape by Old Master Shi. No one knows how Old Master Shi tossed Mrs. Shi, but in the middle of the night, he would always hear Mrs. Shi howling like a ghost, frightening people to dare not come out and untie his hands.

Later, Mrs. Shi ran outside at night, crying and shouting to hang her neck, but was intercepted by her family. Old Master Shi said that this woman was crazy, and ordered someone to break her ankle tendons to avoid running around, and the housekeeper Shi Qing hurriedly came up with an idea, saying: "Lord, it is better to send your wife to the Huiling Temple on Qinglong Mountain to see, where the monks will not only drive away demons and catch ghosts, but also heal difficult diseases." ”

Old Master Shi groaned and waved his hand, "Then let her go." ”

Qinglong Mountain was more than a hundred miles away from The Village, so I got on a carriage and went early, but I had to come back the next day. Mrs. Shi went with her a few times, and it was strange to say that her face became rosy, and gradually returned to her former delicate face. Later, Mrs. Shi often went to burn incense and worship the Buddha.

A year later, Mrs. Shi gave birth to a son, named Jia Liang. When Young Master Jialiang was born, he was white and fat, and he didn't cry much, and he often murmured in his mouth, as if he was chanting. On the first birthday, there is a local custom of "grasping castration", Shi Laoye deliberately put some silver dollars, books, pens and ink, jewelry, jade, etc. in front of the family liang, but unexpectedly, the family liang did not take anything else, alone grabbed a book in his hand, everyone fixed their eyes on it, but also the monk's sutra reading The Buddha, Shi Laoye's face was immediately like a layer of cold frost.

That night, the yahuans looked around for Mrs. Shi with their home beams, but they disappeared until the next morning, when the gardener found her body in a well in the back garden. Mrs. Shi was so happy that takako was too late to be happy, so how could she commit suicide by throwing herself into a well?

When Old Master Shi came, he sighed and said, "I didn't expect her madness to be committed again!" He sent dozens of monks from Huiling Temple to overtake the undead for his wife. The spiritual hall was chanting the scriptures, and no one expected that a white and fat monk suddenly threw himself in front of the spiritual platform and cried loudly, tears like rain, and no one could dissuade them in any way. Later, the monk disappeared and was never heard from again...

The stars shifted, the family liang grew up, and contrary to his father, he was extremely kind and generous to others, and the people of the tutou village called him a living Buddha behind his back. Old Master Shi often admonished him: "If you are so kind and soft-hearted, how will you inherit the great cause of my historian in the future!" Although Jia Liang only promised after listening, he still couldn't be bothered to deal with people, and he usually had no interest in money and money, and only liked to read.

This year's drought, the Luan River, which can usually run several boats at the same time, has also been reduced to a sheep's intestine, and after the autumn, the grain is almost grainless. Within two months, Tojia liang, who was carrying a stick and asking for food, pleaded with his father: "Father, let's distribute some grain to the villagers, otherwise we will starve to death." ”

Old Master Shi glared at the bull's eye and scolded, "You fart! This year's rent has not been paid, but come to me for food, dreaming! ”

By the end of the year, the village was really starving to death, and the villagers rushed to the door of the Shi family compound, and the black pressure fell to their knees, begging Mr. Shi to help the victims, but Mr. Shi ordered people to release evil dogs to drive away the villagers.

Early the next morning, the servants guarding the Ancestral Hall at the foot of the Rock Mountain ran back to report that a group of people had attacked the ancestral hall yesterday, overturned the ancestral tablets, and urinated everywhere... Old Master Shi was half dead when he heard it: This day is still shining brightly, I Shi Shaosen is still alive and tough, how can someone be lawless? He hurriedly gathered the family members and prepared to rush to the Shi Family Ancestral Hall. Before leaving, he raised his horse whip, pointed to the nose of the family beam and said, "You look at your home well, and one grain less grain will find you to settle the account!" ”

As soon as Old Master Shi left, Jia Liang knelt down in front of the housekeeper Shi Qing: "Qingbo, the keys to the granary are all here with you, look at the faces of the villagers who are about to starve to death, quickly hand over the keys to me!" ”

Shi Qing's face was as frightened as earth, and he bent down to help the family liang, saying: "Young master, hurry up, this matter is not good for the old master to know!" ”

Jia Liang hugged Shi Qing's legs and said, "If you don't promise me, I won't get up!" I alone bear this matter, in order to save the lives of the villagers, I am worth dying! ”

Shi Qing was very touched, he hesitated for a long time, and finally handed over the key. Jia Liang immediately instructed the servants to call the villagers to collect the grain, and then opened the doors of all the granaries...

At this moment, the housekeeper Shi Qing secretly pulled the family beam into his room, sighed, and said, "Young master, I know that I will definitely not live, I just want to tell you something before I die..."

"What's the matter?"

"You're not the old man's biological son."

Although Jia Liang and his father were very incompatible, they were still stunned to hear this: "What are you talking about?" "

Shi Qing said unhurriedly, "You listen to me from the beginning." When the old man was six years old, he once pulled in the yard and invited a yellow dog to lick food in the back. The old man's temper at that time was very naughty, after pulling the shit, he had to lick his ass with the yellow dog, forcing the yellow dog to be animalistic, biting in his crotch..... Since then, the old man has lost the ability to be a man. ”

Jia Liang was in a trance as if in a dream, and he grabbed Shi Qing's hand and asked, "Qingbo, who is my father?" ”

Before Shi Qing could reply, "Jie Kuangdang" sounded, and several family members broke through the door: "Young master, butler, the old master told you to go!" ”

It turned out that Old Master Shi was suspicious by nature, and he suddenly thought about it halfway to the ancestral hall just now: Could this be someone who made the tiger leave the mountain and wanted to use this to rob me of the grain in the Shi family compound? So he hurriedly drank and made the horse turn around and go back. On the way, Mr. Shi happened to see a little boy herding sheep in the Shi family's wheat field, so he brought it back with him.

When the villagers who came to collect the grain saw That Old Master Shi return, they were already frightened and scattered. Old Master Shi sat in the hall of the main room with a murderous face, kneeling at his feet the sheep herding child, and on either side stood the family man holding a stick.

As soon as Shi Qing came in, he knelt down: "Lord, I am guilty, I should be damned!" ”

Old Master Shi snorted and said, "Shi Qing, seeing that you have been loyal for so many years, I will give you a whole corpse." As soon as he waved his hand back, a yahuan brought a glass of wine to Shi Qing.

Shi Qing drank this cup of poisonous wine, and immediately fell to the ground, his head and limbs twisted, shrinking a little, and finally, such a big man shrank into a small "round ball".

The hall was dead silent, and the child's crotch was wet with a large wet patch.

"Now it's your turn!" Old Master Shi stepped in front of the family beam and spoke loudly, like Hong Zhong, "But you are my son after all, I will give you a chance, quick, strangle this little bastard who is herding sheep in our family's wheat field!" ”

Jia Liang knelt down and climbed forward a few steps, prostrating his head and pleading: "Father, I would rather die, please spare him, he is still a child!" ”

Old Master Shi kicked over the family beam and drank angrily: "Something that is not in contention, do you dare to intercede for him?" I'll let you see how he dies! With that, Old Master Shi picked up the crying father and called out to the mother, like a tiger, leopard, and jackal, and opened his mouth viciously, and even bit through his thin throat at once.

Old Master Shi licked the blood from his mouth, gritted his teeth and said, "Whoever dares to eat my seedlings, I will drink his blood!" ”

As soon as the words fell, I suddenly saw Jia Liang "Huo" jump up and roar angrily: "Shi Shaosen, you beast!" ”

Old Master Shi seemed to have been stabbed in the chest by someone, and suddenly, he didn't feel pain for a while, and his two eyes stared at him in shock, and he didn't blink. In his memory, no one had ever scolded him like this, not to mention that the person who scolded him at this moment was a family beam that even ants did not dare to step on when they walked! When he reacted, a mouthful of blood "poofed" out, and he immediately fainted on the ground...

Everyone was anxious to come forward to help, and Jia Liang said calmly, "Don't move, let me carry my father back to the house." "

I don't know how many times later, Old Master Shi slowly woke up, found himself lying on the bed, tied three times from chest to foot, and couldn't help but shout: "Come people, come people!" ”

Jia Liang walked in from outside the house and said with a smile, "Daddy, you're shouting, everyone is busy dividing the grain." ”

"You, you..." The green tendons on Old Master Shi's forehead burst out, "Why would my Shi family produce such a contrarian son as you!" ”

"I'm not your historian!" Dad, I touched it, and your crotch is really mutilated. ”

Old Master Shi glared angrily, "Who told you that?" Is it Shi Qing, the dog slave? ”

"You've all come to this point, are you still so cruel?" Tell me, who is my dad? ”

"I won't tell you, you'll be dead set on my history."

Jia Liang smiled, turned around and left. After a while, he brought a sheep, took out a bag of salt and poured it into a bowl of water, stirring it while softly saying, "Dad, I've never seen you smile since I was a child, and I'd love to see what you look like when you laugh." This sheep, the sheep of the child you bit to death, said it could help me, so let's try. ”

Old Master Shi didn't know what Jia Liang was going to do, and the two bloodshot eyes were dripping and turning. At this moment, I saw Jia Liang walk to the edge of the bed, crouch down, and start to rip off Old Master Shi's socks, and smear layer after layer of salt water on the center of his feet, and then pull the sheep over. The sheep was extremely interested in salty things, only to see that it sniffed the heart of Old Master Shi's feet, and immediately stretched out its warm, soft tongue to "brush and brush" and licked it up..... Old Master Shi couldn't stand the strange itch on the bottom of his feet, so he burst out laughing: "Hahahahaha, hahahahaha"

Jia Liang hugged the sheep's head, showed a humble look, and said: "Father, I didn't think you would really laugh, tell me very happily, who is my father?" How did my mother die? ”

"Yuck!" Old Master Shi recovered his fierce appearance, "I want to see your father and mother, go to the grave and look for it!" ”

Jia Liang was not angry, but said more gently: "Father, why do you move such a big liver fire?" Come on, make you smile again. Saying that, he spread the sheep's head again, and the sheep licked the heart of Old Master Shi's foot with relish, and after licking this one, Jia Liang took turns to smear salt water on the two feet.

Old Master Shi's face twisted in pain, but his mouth was laughing: "Hahahaha, hahahaha" At this moment, he really felt the pain of life is better than death, and he wanted to beg the person in front of him who called him Daddy to kill him with a knife, but the sheep did not allow him to speak, or kept licking, so he only had to laugh for a moment: "Hahahahaha, hahahahaha"

I don't know how long this laugh lasted, the people of the Shijia Compound and the Tutou Village all heard it, and they laughed so hard that the mountains shook, the heavens and the earth changed color, and the laughter even faded from the sun in the sky.....

Old Master Shi laughed out all the laughter he had accumulated all his life, and when he finished laughing, he died.

On the day of the funeral, the family beam was draped in linen and filial piety, dressed in a white shirt, the horn was blown "wow wow", the spirit flag was "suddenly la-la" floated on the ground, and the paper money was sprinkled everywhere.....

According to the rules, Mr. Shi's coffin should be "combined with the coffin" of his wife, but when people open Mrs. Shi's grave, they find that in front of mrs. Shi's coffin is a skeleton with a Buddha bead on its neck, and his two palms are flat on the lid of the coffin, and a finger-thick iron wedge is nailed to it.

The crowd was amazed, not knowing who the man who had been nailed was. Jia Liang stared at it for a long time, as if he had realized something, and personally took off the hanging Buddha bead, and asked someone to bury Old Master Shi elsewhere.

After returning from the funeral, Jia Liang distributed his family wealth to the villagers, and he carried the hanging Buddha beads to the Qinglong Mountain and went to Huiling Temple to become a monk.....

(Li Xu)

(Caption: Yu Yaoting)