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A song of qi tian hate, return to the youth: Oh, return my knife Ma Dan come

author:The old pig who made up the story

The river rolls and takes away how much prosperity.

The sun and the moon change, replacing how many cangsheng.

But only he was frozen.

He trampled on the mountains, stirred up the lakes and seas, and swept away many demons.

He said, "Go and sue your grandfather, the Jade Emperor recognizes me, the Heavenly King follows me, the Twenty-Eight Lords fear me, the Nine Obsidian Star Kings fear me, the capital city of Fu county kneels on me, the Eastern Yue Heavenly Qi fears me, the Ten Great Yan Juns are all my slaves, and the gods of the Three Realms, Five Divisions, and Ten Directions are all familiar with me." ”

He sang: Back to five hundred years ago, caress your face, the smile is still so sweet, the vow that can't be forgotten, a word of love for you for ten thousand years.

The past is like smoke, a song of hatred.

The years go by, back to the youth.

Monkeys, get drunk!

A song of qi tian hate, return to the youth: Oh, return my knife Ma Dan come

Still the flower and fruit mountain, or the water curtain cave.

Sun Wukong, sitting on a stone platform, wakes up slowly, and at this time he has returned to his youth.

His eyes were like a pool of lake water, clear after years of washing.

He looked around, trying to find the drops in his memory.

Return means nirvana, and nirvana is a good way to go to this world.

Having made up his mind, Sun Wukong stood up and walked out of the water curtain hole.

He saw the majestic mountains, and he also saw the bustling cities under the mountains.

It's human.

He wanted to summon the Douyun.

At this time, he found that his mana had disappeared at some point.

He saw several monkeys scurrying through the woods, chasing a sightseeing car full of tourists.

The monkeys held a variety of melon and fruit snacks in their hands and ate happily.

Sun Wukong smiled.

He descended the man-made steps to the ground, where a small child was teasing the birds and finches in the trees with a wooden stick.

The bird got annoyed, annoyed, and flew away.

The child threw away the stick and walked over to Sun Wukong.

Raise your little head, revealing your childish face.

"Big brother, can you borrow your mobile phone for me to use, I want to find my mother."

Son Goku bends down.

"You're lost."

"No, I'm just tired and want my mother to come and carry me away, and my mother is over there."

Looking down at the child's hand, Sun Wukong saw a tent on the edge of the woods, and there were figures shaking in the tent.

"How far is this, you can't just walk past it."

The child shook his head.

"No, I'm going to ask my mother to come and carry me."

Sun Wukong shook his head.

A song of qi tian hate, return to the youth: Oh, return my knife Ma Dan come

Bidding farewell to the child who was lying on his mother's back and blinking at himself, Sun Wukong walked to a lake.

He saw several schoolgirls drawing.

The lake is beautiful, and the students' paintings are even more beautiful.

He walked over to a schoolgirl who dragged her chin with her left hand as if she were thinking.

The lake in front of her was already perfectly presented on her drawing board, but why she was still thinking about it.

"Hello, isn't this painting already painted?"

The schoolgirl shook her head.

"No, I always feel almost something, I wonder if I want to paint a gazebo in the middle of the lake, and then decorate the lake with a few weeping willows, and flowers, white clouds, birds..."

Sun Wukong looked up at the lake.

"Isn't that already perfect?"

A song of qi tian hate, return to the youth: Oh, return my knife Ma Dan come

Bidding farewell to the schoolgirls, Son Goku walks into the city.

By this time it was late at night, and the sky seemed to have been painted with thick ink, dark and oppressive.

He went up to the roof of a mansion and took out from his arms a listening note from his arms.

He slapped the charm on the mouth of his heart.

Suddenly, countless voices came from all directions.

He heard the newly married couple planning their bright future.

Wife: "Just, my father said, he will pay 150,000 and then let your family pay 150,000, make a down payment for us, buy a two-bedroom house here, and our salary should be enough to repay the bank loan." ”

Husband: "Well, when the time comes, let my mother or your mother come and see, and then buy a car, I can drive you to and from work, and when the children are older, we can go out for a self-driving tour." ”

Sun Wukong's mind turned, presenting a picture in his mind.

The wife's parents are city people and retired at home.

The father was injured at work, had a disability in one leg, and the mother had a heart attack and regularly went to the hospital for examinations.

The husband's parents are in the countryside.

The family has five acres of land, which are cared for by the mother at home. My father went to work at the construction site, moved bricks, and lived in a public shed to eat a large pot of rice.

Both parents had just called the newlyweds.

"The house is nice, don't worry about it."

A song of qi tian hate, return to the youth: Oh, return my knife Ma Dan come

After listening to the newlyweds' life plans, Sun Wukong was attracted by a loud noise.

It was a housewife throwing something around the house while her husband stood expressionless in the doorway.

The picture is rendered.

Men and women have been together since college, they had a very hard time when they first got married, but fortunately they worked very hard, and in the third year after marriage, men quit their jobs and started a business.

Women have been silently supporting the man behind him.

Later men succeeded in starting their own businesses.

The first year, they bought a car.

The following year, they bought a house.

In the third year, they had their own children, and the woman quit her job to take the children at home.

Fast forward ten years.

Men come home later and later, sometimes not even home.

Until one day the woman found several red lip prints on the neckline of the man's shirt.

So the emotions that had been accumulated for a long time finally broke out.

In the end, they divorced, and the child was brought back to their hometown by grandpa.

The woman married a man five years older than herself after two years and later had a baby.

Men bring back a young and beautiful college student in the first year after divorce, and a year later they break up, and then the man goes to the blind date to find a divorced woman who is similarly young.

I also had a baby the following year.

Every time Grandpa called a man, he said it.

"The child misses Mom and Dad."

A song of qi tian hate, return to the youth: Oh, return my knife Ma Dan come

"Snap! checkmate! ”

A crisp sound woke Sun Wukong up.

It was a nursing home, and the two uncles played chess.

Uncle Wang's family has two daughters have been married, the last two daughters have a second child, the wife was taken care of the child, and Uncle Wang had a disease some time ago, fortunately the neighbors helped to send to the hospital.

Later, the two daughters discussed and decided to send Uncle Wang to a nursing home, and they would also come to see it when they had time, and only took Uncle Wang home for the New Year's Festival.

Uncle Li, who played chess with Uncle Wang, had two sons in his family, and his wife died of illness in the early years.

The two sons initially took turns to take care of Uncle Li, each family for a month, but then somehow, the two concubines got into a conflict over some things.

In terms of taking care of the elderly, the eldest daughter-in-law has an opinion.

The eldest daughter-in-law said: "Why do the old men live in the second family in February, and February is only 28 days." ”

The second daughter-in-law said: "There are many old men in my house. ”

When Uncle Li saw this, he proposed to come to the nursing home, and the money for living in the nursing home was divided equally between the two families.

Someone asked the two old men why they came to the nursing home.

They always say.

"For family harmony."

A song of qi tian hate, return to the youth: Oh, return my knife Ma Dan come

Suddenly a childish child song came out of a window.

Tang Monk rode a horse and banged, followed by a Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong, running fast, followed by a pig eight precepts.

Pig Eight Precepts, long nose, followed by a sand monk.

The sand monk, carrying the basket, came an old demon woman behind him.

The old demon woman was really bad, and deceived Tang Monk into deceiving the Eight Precepts.

The Eight Precepts of the Tang Monk are really confused, and it is impossible to distinguish between a man and a demon.

Can't tell, fooled, thanks to Sun Wukong's bright eyes.

Eyes bright, glowing with golden light, hold up the golden hoop stick high.

Golden hoop stick, with power, demons and ghosts to destroy the light! ”

After listening to this nursery rhyme, Sun Wukong slowly stood up, and he held out a finger to point to the dark night sky.

He whispered.

"May the world."

"Less trouble, less hardship, less laziness, less ruthlessness, less domineering..."

"How happy, how happy, how diligent, how loving, how gentle..."

"Oh, return my sword to Ma Dan!"

A song of qi tian hate, return to the youth: Oh, return my knife Ma Dan come

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