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Have you said these love classic dialogues?

author:The annoyance of erudition

1. Male: "Can I ask you for directions?"

F: "Where?"

Male: "To your heart!" ”

2, male: "Your legs must be very tired!" ”

F: "Why?"

M: "Because you ran all day in my head!" ”

3, the man looked at the label of her shirt,

F: "What are you doing?"

M: "I wonder if you made it in heaven!" ”

4, male: "I am very unhappy today, seeing a beautiful girl smiling will make me feel better, can you smile for me?" ”

5, Male: "Sorry, I'm an artist, staring at beautiful women is my job!" ”

6. Male: "Can the lady lend me five yuan?"

F: "What are you going to do?"

Male: "I'm going to call my mom and say I saw a beautiful woman today!" ”

7, male: "Today's rain is really big!" ”

Female: "Yes"

M: "That's because God is running water at you."

8. Male: "Believe me... I'll make you the second happiest person in the world! ”

F: "Why not the first...?" (Cute appearance)

M: "With you... I am the happiest person! (Shallow smile)

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