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Zhuge Liang is extremely clever, and the design of wooden cattle and flowing horses is a must, why not make a toilet?

Speaking of Zhuge Liang, the impression left on everyone, in addition to the unswerving loyalty to the Han Chamber until death, such as "dying before leaving the master, and making the hero cry for a long time", what remains should be his wisdom and wisdom.

Zhuge Liang was brilliant and could be called an all-rounder, with both the foresight to assist Liu Bei in stationing in Sichuan and Shu and laying the pattern of the three divisions of the world, as well as the far-sightedness of burning Chibi and capturing Meng. In addition, this elegant man who shakes the goose feather fan in his hand and looks personable on the surface is also a good hand in debating with people and comparing the skills of tongues, and a tongue battle in Zisang County is a group of Confucians, who directly calls people to clap their hands and shout: Hurry! Hurry!

In addition to the skills of these liberal arts students, Zhuge Liang is also an excellent drawing expert and a master of mechanics. The world-famous Bagua Array, as well as the "wooden cow" and "flowing horse", are amazing. No wonder Zhuge Liang's old rival, Sima Yi, who was also a mastermind, ran to the Shu army garrison after Zhuge Liang's death to take a look, and could not help but sigh one after another: Zhuge Kongming is really a genius in the world!

Zhuge Liang is extremely clever, and the design of wooden cattle and flowing horses is a must, why not make a toilet?

For zhuge liang, such a "god" general figure, later generations naturally have many praises and praises, and Luo Guan of the Ming Dynasty felt Zhuge Liang's divine ingenuity and loyalty, and wrote a long and huge work "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". In order to reproduce such a grand scene to the world, CCTV built the Three Kingdoms Film and Television City on the banks of Taihu Lake in Wuxi in the 1990s, including Zhuge Liang's "Caolu".

Fortunately living in Wuxi, every holiday with his family to the Three Kingdoms Film and Television City on the edge of Taihu Lake, he will definitely visit Zhuge Liang's "caolu" in the dark forest and at the door. Passing through a small gate and then crossing the stone road, there are zhuge Liang's three "grass houses".

After looking at the bedroom, study and kitchen one by one, staring at Zhuge Liang's white plaster statue, the 8-year-old son suddenly asked: Why is there no toilet in Zhuge Liang's home?

I motioned and asked him to ask the staff who was sitting inside.

So the son stupidly asked the staff in silence.

Zhuge Liang is extremely clever, and the design of wooden cattle and flowing horses is a must, why not make a toilet?

When the staff heard this, they suddenly said to me with a slight sarcasm: "I still have a pair of glasses, how could there be a toilet more than 1,800 years ago?" ”

Oh yes, the ancients liked to use "artifacts" such as toilets and night pots to go to the toilet, and then take them out and dump them, and my father-in-law's family still maintains such an "excellent tradition".

I was ashamed and hurried out.

Walking on the boardwalk, I couldn't help but think: Zhuge Liang is so extremely clever, the design of wooden cattle and flowing horses is a must, why not get a toilet?

Zhuge Liang is extremely clever, and the design of wooden cattle and flowing horses is a must, why not make a toilet?

As we all know, the wooden cattle and the flowing horse were during Zhuge Liang's cutting of the Wei Dynasty, because the logistics and transportation were always unable to keep up with the design, and the specific appearance was not agreed upon, but listening to this name, it was quite mysterious and mysterious, and it should be very remarkable, because since the wooden cattle and the flowing horse were built, the problem of insufficient logistics and transportation was quickly solved.

And think about it again, the "wooden cow" should be on the road, that is, land transportation; the "flow horse" should be running on the water, that is, water transportation. Zhuge Liang made full use of geographical advantages, both on land and on water, which shows the meticulousness of his thinking and the thorough consideration of problems.

If the aircraft designed by Lu Ban at that time really survived, Zhuge Liang should not let it go by air.

Since Zhuge Liang's mind is so meticulous and well designed, the wooden cow and "flowing horse" are a must, why is it particularly "careless" in daily life, not designing a toilet "artifact" such as a "pee snake", or not specially designing a toilet, which is convenient and fast to use.

Zhuge Liang is extremely clever, and the design of wooden cattle and flowing horses is a must, why not make a toilet?

After all, for the wooden toilet, night pot this kind of toilet artifact that is not elegant, my opinion is still very big, first of all, you can only urinate and can not defecate, and it is very unpleasant to pull a at night; secondly, there is no running water flushing like a modern toilet, and it is not covered, and it is placed in the room to stink; third, the next morning to carry out and pour it out, this trip is not far down, don't you feel uncomfortable?

Moreover, compared with the "wooden cow" and "flow horse" designed against the sky, the toilet is not complicated at all. Netizens also said that tinkering with a toilet, the urinal, squat, spring shock absorber, sewer septic tank, etc. can be done, and it does not need to be industrialized at all.

So why didn't the brilliant Zhuge Liang get a decent toilet?

My personal opinion is not that Zhuge Liang did not get it, but that the ethical guidelines that had become solidified at that time often restrained the ancients from getting it.

Zhuge Liang is extremely clever, and the design of wooden cattle and flowing horses is a must, why not make a toilet?

What the ancients pursued: governing the country and benefiting the people, this is something that the ruler should consider, but the Confucian masters do not think so, believing that every reader should take the world as his own responsibility and save the people from water and fire, so they formulated the ultimate goal of the reader: qi family, governance of the country, and peace in the world; and accordingly gave the implementation steps: morality, meritorious service, and speech.

The virtue here is not a personal discipline, but to have unparalleled virtue, why? Attract the people to trust, win the hearts and minds of the people, and then build a great cause. What great deeds? Nature is the great cause of governing the country and the world, and finally, if you have achieved fame, you can write down your experience for future generations to praise and learn.

This sounds very tempting, but it is obvious: ignoring the feelings of small families and individuals. Therefore, driven by this assessment system, generations of readers have naturally cherished the world and disdained to stay in the small family. Therefore, the small matter of living and living is obviously not enough to worry about compared with "governing the country and the world".

Zhuge Liang is extremely clever, and the design of wooden cattle and flowing horses is a must, why not make a toilet?

And Zhuge Liang, as a firm inheritor of Confucian thought, naturally felt the same feeling, he was dedicated to the country, with the mission of supporting the Han Room, and naturally did not pay attention to the sesame mung bean-sized things such as designing toilets and improving life.

In summary, although Zhuge Liang is extremely clever, the wooden cow and the flowing horse designed are a must, because he has the world in mind and does not care about personal gains and losses, so he has not made a decent toilet to come out.

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