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Yao Yizhong: Catch up with the world of an asshole, and do it and cherish it

Yao Yizhong: Catch up with the world of an asshole, and do it and cherish it

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Yao Yizhong: Catch up with the world of an asshole, and do it and cherish it

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Yao Yizhong (280–352), a native of Chiting County, Nan'an County (present-day Longxi County, Gansu Province), was of the Qiang ethnic group. He was the son of Yao Kehui, the general of Cao Wei Zhenxi, and the father of Yao Cang, the founding emperor of Later Qin.

After the Yongjia Rebellion, he led his troops to move east, and led the Yongzhou Assassin Shi and fufeng County. He defected to the former Zhao Emperor Liu Yao, conferred the title of General of Pingxi and was enthroned as the Duke of Pingxiang Commandery. After his return to the Zhao Emperor Shi Le, he repeatedly made suggestions and meritorious deeds, worshiped the champion general, beheaded the Gaoli governor Liang Calf, and was enthroned as the Duke of Xiping County. He rebelled against Ran Min's rebellion, moved to the right chancellor, and crowned himself King of Zhao. After the Great Rebellion of Later Zhao, he sent envoys to surrender to the Eastern Jin Dynasty, and paid homage to the envoys Zhijie, cheqi, Liuyi, Dadudu, Dadanyu, and The Governor of Jianghuai, kaifu Yitong, and the three divisions, and was enfeoffed as the Duke of Gaoling County.

I'm just a shepherd. Although later Yao Cang, the disobedient son, came up with a Post-Qin Empire and gave me the name of Emperor Jingyuan, I was still a shepherd.

In our time, the emperor was not valuable, he was an emperor everywhere, he fought uncontrollably, I had no interest in the emperor, I was a shepherd, I wanted to do so much.

This sounds a bit unkind, but I am also a chaotic tyrant who has left a name in the history books, how can I be so modest?

In fact, this is all learned from you Han Chinese, don't you declare that you are the son of a peasant at every turn, the bigger the official, the more you have to pretend to be the same as the common people, and you don't know whether you are confessing yourself or insulting the common people.

Forget it, don't pretend, of course, I am not a sheep herder, although I am indeed a Qiang, the Qiang are indeed grazing, otherwise you see that there is a "sheep" in this "Qiang", but I am not.

If I were a shepherd, I would have been able to appear in the history books for almost two thousand years and still be taken out by you from time to time to talk about it?

Remember, who your dad is basically determines who you are.

Don't talk to me that you're different now, the same, silly kid.

So who is my dad?

My father's name is Yao Kehui, and officially speaking, my father is the general of Zhenxi, the lieutenant of Suirong, and the governor of Xiqiang, in fact, the chief of the Qiang tribe.

I am the son of the great chief, understand it, my ancestors are the great chieftain, the official seal is not sealed is like that, sealed is an honor, not sealed we have strength.

That's why I don't have to herd sheep.

Why don't I herd sheep? Play, fox friends, heroes Haojie, fight uneven, relief of women and children, anyway, is not the right thing.

This is very similar to your Liu Bang, Liu Xiu, Cao Cao, or something, isn't it? We are all one virtue.

Perhaps, people who have become big things are like this, if the rules and regulations are decent, farming and herding sheep, which will become a generation of emperors?

Of course, I didn't become emperor when I was alive, because I spoke a little more about conscience than they did.

In that fucking world, a little conscience shows that you are different.

It was indeed a fucking world, the emperor of the Sima family killed and killed himself, lost a large area of the northern central plains, and had no choice but to run to jiangnan, the northern central plains, in your eyes it was the north, in the eyes of us nomads, that is the south that we had longed for for a long time, and as a result, the big guys all came, and there was no emperor, so let's fight, you guys are so messy, the Xiongnu are humble and humble, Wuhuli also counts us, Qiang, is what I brought.

Born in this chaotic world, I had no choice but to beg for food, but I, used to eat standing, never kneeling.

Speaking of Shi Hu, you may know a little, this guy of the Qi clan is more famous than me, not because he is the emperor of Later Zhao, but because he is very cruel, and letting this thing be born as a human being is purely an accident of human beings.

I won't say much about how cruel he is, disgusting, but I've been fucking fighting for the Shi family all my life.

Originally, I set out from Dingxi, Gansu province with my clan drag and mouth, and there were many Han chinese and displaced people from other tribes along the way, and at the beginning it was Baoji in Shaanxi, when the Jin Dynasty had already destroyed the Han Zhao Dynasty established by the Xiongnu, when the emperor of Han Zhao was called Liu Yao, and he named me a General of Pingxi and settled me in Longshang.

Shi Hu's uncle Shi Le was not simple, from a slave of the Qiang clan, he rushed to kill and killed a military leader, and finally turned his face with Liu Yao, overthrew Han Zhao, and became emperor of Later Zhao himself.

Shi Le was not bad to me, and I was not so ambitious, unlike these people, who wanted to live the emperor's addiction at every turn.

Of course, you can say that I am not strong enough, the Qiang tribe is too small, emperor, who does not want to be?

In fact, we Qiang people are very strong, and when we start a war, we have no opponents. If I didn't have the strength, Shi Hu would have already cut me down, and would he have allowed me to scold in front of him?

To be an emperor is to do a lot of cruel things and faceless things, and I can't do it.

Especially in our time, when there was an emperor at both ends in three days, what chī mèi wǎng liǎng came out, I didn't bother to do that, I only did myself, took care of my own tribe, no one recruited me, I didn't recruit anyone else.

The world is fucked up, catch up, catch up.

Shi Le died, his son Shi Hong became emperor, Shi Hu was very unhappy, Shi Hong was afraid, he wanted to give up the throne to Shi Hu, Shi Hu this person is very strange, people let him not, he prefers to go to a walk "robbery" procedure, it did not take long to kill Shi Le's family, and he became Emperor Zhao himself.

In fact, Shi Hu is not Shi Le's nephew, there is no blood relation, but a small child who did not know where shi Le's mother picked up, but this Shi Hu was brave and fierce, made a great contribution to the founding of Shi Le, and thus mastered the military power, Shi Le did not make up his mind to eradicate Shi Hu during his reign, and as a result, he left his own descendants behind.

That's what I said, being an emperor is a profession that can't be faced, and I can't do it anyway.

Shi Hu became emperor, and the ministers trotted to congratulate him.

If I don't go, I won't go, and shi le treats you as a lonely minister, and if you turn your face, you will kill the children.

When Shi Hu saw that I was not going, he sent people to call me several times.

Go, anyway, this breath can not be so suffocated.

When I saw Shi Hu, I scolded him bitterly and happily, I said you this goods, I usually say that you are a hero, a good man, you look at this thing you did, people entrusted your children to you, you killed the family clean, and arranged yourself to be the emperor.

Shi Hu smiled, I can't do it, such a big family business, he can't do a good job as a child, I can only do it myself.

It's not. But that's it, that's all. Anyway, this is a family affair of others, whoever is the emperor is in charge of my affairs, as long as I am not moved.

Of course, Shi Hu did not move me, scolding, he knew that I still took him as a friend, after all, no matter how cruel a person, he must have a friend, even if this friend scolds himself from time to time.

Moreover, Shi Hu also knew the power of the Qiang people. Therefore, the Shi family has always treated us Qiang people well.

No, after scolding me, I was sealed with several governors and great generals, and if there was any major matter, Shi Hu still came to me for consultation.

I am such a person, you salute me a foot, I will return you a foot.

Then again, there are no principles.

When Shi Hu was about to die, a rebellion broke out among his men, and several groups of people were sent to fight me, and they had no choice but to ask for my head.

It's nothing, we're still sure of fighting.

But before I fight, I have to meet this dying stone tiger.

Shi Hu didn't want to see me, arranged a meal for me, I kicked him over, I lacked you a meal?

Shi Hu could only drag the sick body to see me, and I counted him down again:

Your son is dead, you killed, very sad, or how can you get this disease? The son is not well educated when he is young, he is too old to manage, since he has been killed, and blame himself for not killing, are you not looking for illness yourself? What you should worry about most now is not these rebellious thieves, but the prince you set up is too small, and once you die, do you think the world will be too peaceful? This is the big thing, what panic do a few hair thieves have, see if I can kill them this old Qiang?

Shi Hu wept bitterly in front of me, looking at him like a bear, alas, forget it, go to war.

Within a few days, I had suppressed the rebellion.

Although the Shi family is chaotic, treat me well.

In this chaotic world, this is enough, the world is very fucked, and do it and cherish it.

The last time I contributed to the Shi family was when the Later Zhao Empire fought with Ran Wei, which was established by Ran Min, a Han Chinese, and the emperor of the Later Zhao Empire at that time had already arrived in the hands of Shi Qi, and he came to ask me for help, at that time I was in Zaoqiang, Hebei Province, I was old, I was sick, and I could no longer go on expeditions, so I let my son Yao Xiang go, and I told him, you are ten times stronger than Ran Min, you can't cut off his head, don't come to see me.

Of course, Yao Xiang won, but Ran Min escaped and did not take his head, and I was very unhappy, so I beat Yao Xiang with a hundred military sticks.

Before I died, I said to my sons, "I was originally because of the great chaos of the Jin Dynasty, and the Shi family was very kind to us, but now the Shi family has been wiped out, there is no lord in the Central Plains, and there has been no Rong Di as the son of heaven since ancient times." After my death, you will submit to the Jin Dynasty, and you must do your best to be a subject, and do not do anything immoral. ”

When I died, I was seventy-three years old, and I missed the sheep of the steppe on long.

Catching up with an era of fucking eggs, that's all there is to it.

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