In the past five thousand years in China, countless strange things have also been recorded in the annals of history, including a tang dynasty prime minister who is particularly strange, why is he said to be strange? Because this person is particularly good at sneaking and patting horses, and he has done many things that make people laugh in order to shoot his master's ass, this prime minister is named Dou Huaizhen. It is said that this Dou Huaizhen is not born to be a horse ass spirit, he was born in the family of officials and eunuchs from childhood, his father is Zuo Xiang Dou Dexuan, from a young age he grew up in a particularly good family environment, but also received a good family education. I heard that when he was a county commander in the early days, his clothes were still simple, he was fair and honest, and his ability to do things was also extremely strong. So when did he become a sneaky little man?
The story also begins with his promotion to The Imperial Grand Master, in 706 AD, he was promoted to imperial grand master, and at this time, he happened to meet Empress Wei to interfere in politics, in order to make his career smoother, Dou Huaizhen began to curry favor with Empress Wei, and also changed his name to Dou Congyi. Many people may have to ask, why did the good end be renamed: Dou Congyi? In fact, because dou huaizhen and empress Wei's father both had a zhen character in their names, Dou Huaizhen changed his name to Dou Congyi in order to please Empress Wei and to express his loyalty to Empress Wei. Because he was too servile, this reputation plummeted.
He often went in and out of the palace, and he and Empress Wei also got closer and closer. Later, the emperor was really disgusted by his behavior, so he thought of a plan, and when he held a banquet, in front of the ministers, he said to Dou Huaizhen: "I heard that your wife has been dead for many years, so it is better to introduce you to a beautiful person as a wife." After Dou Huaizhen heard this, he was naturally very happy, and he did not expect that the emperor was so attached to one of his courtiers that he even wanted to give him a beautiful woman as a wife, so he thanked the emperor happily.
Soon on the wedding day, after the feast was over, he could not wait to come to the room, but when he lifted the bride's hijab, he was frightened, because the emperor gave him not a beautiful woman at all, but an old woman who was nearly sixty years old, full of wrinkles, and a bloated figure, and later he asked to learn that this woman was actually Empress Wei's grandmother, and after learning that his wife actually had this heavy identity, Dou Huaizhen swept away his inner frustration and acted very happy. Because he could use this to get closer to Empress Wei.
I thought that he had fallen in love with Empress Wei and would be able to sit back and relax from then on, but he never expected that although he had done a good job, it didn't take long for him to live. Soon Li Longji launched a coup d'état, and Empress Wei and others were also killed by Li Longji, and Dou Huaizhen, in order to curry favor with Li Longji, actually killed his wife Li Shi, cut off her head, gave it to Li Longji, and changed his name back, not dou Congyi, so as to clear his relationship with Empress Wei.
Later, when the new emperor Li Dan ascended the throne, Dou Huaizhen killed his wife and changed his name, and finally his life was saved, but Li Dan demoted him to the position of local Sima (司馬). Li Dan was an incompetent emperor, which gave the ambitious Princess Taiping at that time an opportunity to wait for the opportunity to seize power, while Dou Huaizhen healed her scars and forgot about the pain, and began to seduce Princess Taiping. Unexpectedly, Princess Taiping's plan was discovered by Li Longji, who sent troops to suppress Princess Taiping's rebels, and Princess Taiping and her henchmen were also killed. Dou Huaizhen watched as his thighs fell one by one, and he hanged himself in the process of fleeing. And Li Longji had already looked at him unfavorably, and felt that he did not understand his hatred when he died, so he cut off his head, hung it on the city gate, and changed his surname, changing Dou to poison, which was also the origin of the poison surname. Therefore, Xiaobian advises everyone, this person, want to have a bright future, or it is better to be down-to-earth, always think of taking shortcuts with inflammation, this end is not so good.