Who is the hottest person on Twitter after Trump, Time Magazine gave their answer in this year's Person of the Year selection - Elon Musk.
Musk, who became the world's richest man and is busy with Martian colonization and virtual currency speculation, has recently brought confusion and joy to everyone. Cutting a giant ugly hairstyle led to a frenzy on the Internet, threatening not to be a CEO as a full-time blogger, and showing love with his ex-girlfriend.
Say it is the person of the year, rather say that it is the internet celebrity of the year...
Here's the thing, some time ago Tesla and SpaceX founder and CEO Musk flew to Miami to attend the event. The plane calmed the reporters down: his head... What is it?
Musk apparently changed to a less successful new hairstyle, with shaved hair on both sides, big waves on the top of his head, and even more rugged from behind, and the length of his hair was long and short, like a large ball of wig stuck to the top of his head.
I really want people to sing a sentence "Dark clouds and dark clouds go away"
While it is true that this is the Mohican hairstyle that European and American spiritual guys have loved in recent years, it is a bit funny for a 50-year-old entrepreneur with $300 billion in personal assets.
Netizens have ridiculed "As the richest person in the world, he can choose any good-looking hairstyle, but he chose this..."
But the organic netizen said that you don't understand, and the concentration of hair on the top of his head is to cover up the fact that he is almost bald.
This is not a joke, for many years, there have been experts who believe that Musk has undergone multiple hair transplant surgeries.
Because in the photos of his youth in the 90s, Musk was already wearing a hairline that was more than Mickey Mouse, and there was some cool hairstyle on the top of his head.
You see, even the richest man in the world can't escape the fate of baldness.
But after becoming an entrepreneur, Musk's hair inexplicably increased, so everyone often guessed where these hairs came from, but for hair transplant surgery, Musk never admitted it, so you can look at the comparison chart to judge for yourself.
It seems that Musk, who has grown his hair, still feels that he is not young and energetic enough, so he decided to further process his hair and try to bring himself closer to the z era.
However, he did not want to change his style for no reason, but because he knew that he was going to be named The Person of the Year, he quickly made a hair that he thought was the most fashionable and could hold the cover the most...
And Musk has maintained a decade of confidence in himself. On Twitter, he proudly declared: "I cut this head myself!" ”
"I don't have a stylist and I don't have makeup."
Solved the case, let's say which Tony teacher has such a poor craftsmanship, cut the richest man like this and does not lose his job, if it is his own blind xx cut, it is very reasonable.
Although Musk claims to be omnipotent Iron Man, he is not Edward Scissorhands after all.
Although in the shadow of the magazine refinement + wild beating, this hairstyle has been much better than the paparazzi's million direct shots, but netizens still think that he is deliberately out of place, hot everyone's eyes.
A netizen compared Musk's style to Sorge in "The Fifth Element", which is a lump of hair above the bald door below. Incidentally, Sorge is set as the founder of a tech weapons manufacturing company and the villain who works for evil in the film.
Obviously, this is a mockery of him, but the invincible and confident Musk directly took this as a compliment, and he replied: "It is indeed a bit of this meaning." "I don't know if he's referring to the hairstyle or the person...
It's just that Musk's self-deprecation didn't make sand sculpture netizens want to spit on his heart to cool, playing with this ugly hairstyle one after another.
For example, this netizen said that Musk's hair is like a fried children's toy:
Some netizens believe that Musk's new hairstyle is too eye-catching, and the only person who gets the person of the year should be Musk's hair, refusing the heat of rubbing his hair below Musk's scalp.
You see, enthusiastic netizens even have the cover picture ready:
Some people also say that the hairstyle that Musk made after the hair transplant really did not match the face, just like the Dwayne Johnson who grew his hair:
Of course, every time the game ugly hairstyle, Boris will not be late or absent, who is not combing his hair, please comment:
And Musk's hairstyle has begun to be equated with more and more strange things, such as the bully lemon-headed man in the childhood cartoon:
For example, some people have found that the black and white old photos look the same hairstyle as Musk and the same pre-birth:
Musk never thought in his life that he would be so close to the second dimension because of his hairstyle:
Or sometimes it's like a non-human in a three-dimensional dimension:
Netizens ridiculed the hair stylist's reaction when he saw Musk's hair: "I'm going to die!" (dye hair color is homophonous with die)
Of course, there are also kind little sisters who put forward small suggestions: Brother, it is better to have long hair.
Even if netizens can't understand this pot lid, Musk's ex-girlfriend Grimes still stands up for him and praises him as a "fashion icon".
In other words, Musk and Grimes' relationship is also quite drama, with a beautiful woman who is half the same as himself for three years, giving birth to a young son X A-Xii whose name is garbled, but in September he suddenly announced that he broke up and caught people off guard.
Just when everyone thought that their love affair was over, they found that the two of them were still dating and eating together with children...
Musk later said in an interview: "We didn't break up completely, just a semi-breakup. We still love each other, see each other often, and have a great relationship. ”
Grimes also showed love to Musk again in his new song "Gamers", released this month: "I fell in love with the greatest gamer, but he always loved the game more than he loved me.... Go to that cold universe, my love can't keep you. ”
Filmed after a breakup
It seems that the reason for the breakup is still related to Musk being too busy. He himself admits that because he needs to juggle Tesla and SpaceX jobs, he basically lives in Texas and often needs to go abroad, but Grimes is an entertainer and naturally wants to live in Los Angeles, the base of Hollywood.
The work is too busy to meet, the two sides do not want to give up on each other and want to have a new fun, so they have a magical operation of dividing but not fully dividing.
But to be fair, Musk has been relatively "caring" in the past few years with Grimes. In his early years, he famously said, "I want to have a girlfriend, but I'm only willing to spend 10 hours a week with her." ”
When his first wife had 5 children, he didn't have time to manage it, and after the divorce, he only gave the other party a very meager compensation that seems to be very small.
After the birth of his youngest son, X A-Xii, Musk used social networking sites to create the image of a good father. What warm delivery photos:
What to call with your son at work:
Holding your son for a remote meeting. I have to say that this way has attracted the attention of the majority of the media, as long as he holds the baby, the heat will rise.
No wonder foreign netizens always suspect that he is rubbing the heat of the baby, so that everyone can increase their good feelings for him.
In order to show the intimacy with his son, Musk, who cut the lid of the pot, did not enjoy this fashion exclusively, and also cut the same hairstyle for his son himself. Isn't this bullying kids who can't talk yet hahahahaha...
Perhaps also seeing the importance of social media to personal publicity, Musk's current Twitter is really active like a high imitation number. Last week, the US government wanted to change its tax policy, and Musk threw 6.36 million Tesla shares to cash out in order to pay the stock option income tax, which caused a national sensation.
Musk jokingly tweeted: "I'm thinking about quitting my job as a full-time influencer." He also replied to comments from netizens who said they would teach him how to use YouTube.
Another netizen joked: If you open an account in only fans one day, I will pay the first attention (what is the picture), he seconds back: I may really open it...
Play with Twitter ins, go deep into the entertainment industry cameo in "Iron Man", combine science fiction with life, wear strange clothes and cut strange hair.
All this makes people realize that Musk, the richest man in the new world, is no longer the same as the CEO of the previous generation of large companies who pursued decency.
Musk wants a bold, young, unrestricted, somewhat rebellious image. Perhaps it was precisely because of what he had in his body that matched the qualities needed in today's twilight America that he was named Man of the Year.
The magazine portrayed him as a hero "from the future" to save "a stagnant, restrictive, and declining Production Capacity", and they believe that Musk will make the United States great again.
Musk did rely on the Internet to gain more and more popularity and favor, but not everyone thought he deserved to be called The Man of the Year in the troubled 2020s.
After all, he took 4.9 billion yuan in subsidies from the US government in the epidemic of small and medium-sized enterprises that have collapsed. There is a lot of funding, a lot of income, but still very little tax to pay.
He is adamantly opposed to the billionaire multi-tax scheme and does not intend to support public resources, improve climate warming, and help social justice.
The day after he was named Person of the Year, Tesla was sued by six employees, each of whom was severely sexually harassed by colleagues and leaders while working at Tesla, and even threatened to hide.
Tesla did not respond to a word, and Musk pretended that improving Tesla's employment environment had nothing to do with him.
You can say that his vision is a longer-term sea of stars, but in a certain way, Musk, who is no matter how close to the people, is almost the same as other indifferent rich people...