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Historical Story 33: Shaving his head and being humiliated in his hometown in Shandong, but after becoming a county official, he punished the Zhejiang people

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Historical Story 33: Shaving his head and being humiliated in his hometown in Shandong, but after becoming a county official, he punished the Zhejiang people

01, ignorance and stubbornness did not listen to advice, and died in rhubarb night

Tang Peng, also spelled Haiqiu, was a master of Shiwen and an official to serve the imperial history. One day, a few friends gathered at his house to chat, the conversation somehow involved in the drug, someone said: "Rhubarb is a fierce medicine, can not be imported casually, such as so-and-so is mistaken by quacks, eat rhubarb to death." ”

Tang Peng said: "What is the harm of rhubarb, I used to be sick and often take it." If you don't believe it, try it in person. "Just ask the boy servant to buy a few big yellows." Several friends repeatedly persuaded, but he did not listen. When Rhubarb was bought, everyone scrambled to stop him, who knew that Tang Peng had already taken a piece of rhubarb weighing six or seven dollars and swallowed it into his stomach.

A friend jumped up and snatched it, and Tang Peng ate another piece and scolded the friend who snatched rhubarb. As a result, everyone dispersed in displeasure.

At night, friends heard that Tang Peng was diarrhea, and early the next morning, they went to his house to inquire and learned that Tang Peng had died in the middle of the night. (This story is derived from the "Great View of the Wild History of the Qing Dynasty")

02, hardcore defender, book burning Sai Qin Emperor

In the Qing Dynasty, Wu Men Shi Yunyu was a famous defender, and when he did not get a meritorious name, he did everything possible to burn the books that offended famous teachers when he saw the "obscene words" and novels he had committed. He built a paper warehouse in his home, named "Sea of Iniquity", in which tens of thousands of books were burned.

One day, I read the "Records of the Four Dynasties", which contained the impeachment of Zhu Xi, and the content of Zhu Xi's denigration was quite ugly. He was furious when he saw the shooting, took his wife's jewelry to exchange for money, searched the bookstores in the southeastern counties, bought more than three hundred and forty, and burned them all. (This story is from "Harmonic Duo")

Historical Story 33: Shaving his head and being humiliated in his hometown in Shandong, but after becoming a county official, he punished the Zhejiang people

03. The choice of a son-in-law in the third chapter of the law is too harsh, and it is difficult for the daughter to marry a husband and wife to become a vendetta

Zhu Jifu, a person during the Guangxu and Xuantong dynasties, had two daughters: Wanzhen and Wanming. Wan Zhen Jing Mu, Wan Ming Hao Shuang, handles housework, and is orderly.

Zhu Jifu did not like the second elder and said: "A woman who has no talent is virtuous, and a woman who is talented is virtuous." ”

He has no sons, and the conditions for choosing a son-in-law are very harsh. As soon as the matchmaker entered the door, he said in the "Three Chapters of the Covenant": "The family does not require being too rich, but the annual income must be more than ten thousand taels of silver; it is not required to rely on a thousand words, but it must be a rank of a soldier; the behavior does not require being a sage, but the madman I hate the most." ”

The matchmaker said: "Sir, don't say it, with Mr. Wang's prospects, there is no such condition and you are not worthy of being Mr. Son-in-law, but we can't find this kind of talent." ”

Zhu Jifu's wife, Wang Shi, at first also agreed with these three conditions, but later found that there was no matchmaker coming to the door, and felt that these conditions did not work, and became angry: "Old Pifu treasures the two daughters, is to make them old girls!" ”

There is not a day for husband and wife not to quarrel over this. However, Zhu Jifu insisted on standards and never compromised. So the husband and wife separated, and Zhu took Wanzhen to live in a big house, and said that Wanming was like her mother telling her to live with her mother in a small house.

Wanzhen lamented, "Sister, this is good, jumping out of the sea of suffering." (This story is derived from "Qing Barnyard Banknotes")

04. "Big pick" county order first-class products, Shandong was humiliated and punished Zhejiang people

A person from Shandong Province, A, was selected to serve as a county commander in a county in Zhejiang Province, and as soon as he arrived, he signed a contract to arrest the owner of the shaving shop outside the north gate. After being caught, he immediately ascended to the church, did not ask questions, and used the number one big board to re-blame forty.

So-and-so B shouted and asked, "What crime has the villain committed, please understand the instructions, and I will repent and repent." ”

The county commander sneered and said, "Do you recognize me?" On a certain day in a certain month of a certain year, I shaved my hair in your shop, and you insulted me, saying that I will never have a trace, how is it today? I'm a big boss! "

A certain B said: "The big old man has not been to the small shop to shave his hair?" “

A said, "Aren't you the owner of the shaving shop outside the North Gate?" "

A certain B said: "The big old man is from Shandong, and the one who offends the big old man is afraid that he is the boss outside the northeast gate of the mountain, right?" The villain is a hair shaver outside the north gate of Zhejiang, thousands of miles away, what does it have to do with the villain? ”

The county order woke up like a dream, and suddenly said, "Mistaken, mistaken!" "Immediately rewarded a certain B with a thousand mouths."

This happened in the Qing Dynasty, and A was a first-class talent selected from among the people according to the "big pick" system. (This story is from "Laughter")

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