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Ding Ren rarely watches TV shows, and the only thing that makes him unable to move is the "Who is the Cow Man" column grandly launched by Forward Satellite TV.
Three years ago, Ding Ren was captivated by a news story titled "Life-Saving Sneezing"...
The news said: A woman was walking in the dark on the corridor at night, encountered a man who wanted to do something wrong, and it happened that this woman sneezed with lightning speed, frightening the unprepared man stupid, and the woman took the opportunity to escape...
A small sneeze has such a miraculous effect! Can't he himself often "produce" this "high-tech product"? Ding Ren was overjoyed.
That night, Ding Ren signed up in his sleep, participated in the TV show, and won applause again and again during the performance.
Just when Ding Ren was very happy, he suddenly felt that someone was clapping on his bare ass!
"People who are dozens of years old, can't sleep yet!" Got a cold, didn't you? The woman viciously dragged Ding Ren from under the bed to the bed, and then "welcomed" two slaps on his ass, and Ding Ren finally woke up...
Ding Ren touched his swollen buttocks and carefully recalled the plot of the dream. A real sneeze suddenly erupted, the voice-activated light came on, and the woman who had just fallen asleep was awakened again!
The woman is like an angry lion, shouting: Are you annoyed? Go get the cold pass on the drawer and eat two tablets!
Ding Ren said that it was all right, but in his heart he was extremely proud: he not only retaliated against the woman's long-term "force suppression", but also practiced the basic skills of sneezing! If you don't take medicine, you will be angry...
And so the lights went out and on, and on
So repeated several times, the woman finally couldn't bear it, rolled over and got out of bed, grabbed a few pieces of cold medicine to stuff into Ding Ren's mouth, Ding Ren was thinking about how to hide the sky and cross the sea, and another powerful air current rushed the pills out of nowhere...
The woman had no choice but to go to another room to sleep, and Ding Ren felt that it was so simple to fight for freedom and happiness...
The next day, Ding Ren did not know whether his kung fu had improved, only that this sneeze could not be practiced for the time being, because he felt weak all over his body, his throat was swollen and sore, and his forehead was hot...
"Stay in the green mountains, not afraid of no firewood"! Ding Ren had to be admitted to the hospital, and when the woman was distressed by hundreds of hospitalization fees, Ding Ren felt that the taste of "nothing to steal the pleasure" was really refreshing!
After being discharged from the hospital, Ding Ren summed up the lesson: you can't rush to achieve results. So he drew up a three-year plan and put it into practice. When the woman found out, she strongly opposed it, and later saw that he had an iron heart, so she let it go naturally.
One night three years later, Ding Ren finally entered the studio of "Who is the Cowman" as he wished, and his performance was even more amazing: when the sneezing that could be controlled freely was initiated, the powerful air current could knock down the teenager ten meters away, and even shoot down the birds flying farther away, as loud as thunder...
Ding Ren returned and was about to enter the house to see how the woman welcomed his triumphant return, but was slammed out of the door by the woman.
Ding Ren was about to get angry when he saw a boulder silently rolling down the hillside and smashing into his house!
In the midst of panic, Ding Ren suddenly realized that due to his long-term practice, the huge sneeze sound had deafened his ears...
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