Ji Xiaolan, who was a red man in front of Qianlong, was not only talented, but also had no scruples in front of Qianlong and spoke wildly.
On this day, Ji Xiaolan was bare-chested and his colleagues were talking and laughing, and suddenly, Qianlong came to the military plane with a few bodyguards to check, and there was no one to inform him, and the others saw that they immediately got up and prepared to greet them, Ji Xiaolan, because of his high myopia, did not see Qianlong walking to the end, and his colleagues told him that the emperor was coming, and Qianlong was also coming at this time.
Ji Xiaolan heard that something was not good: if he took over the car with his bare arms, he would definitely offend Long Yan.
Taking advantage of the fact that others were not paying attention, he immediately went under the table.
All this could be completely seen by Qianlong, and his heart was amused, preparing for the whole Ji Xiaolan.
Qianlong sat in a chair and did not allow anyone to make a sound.
After a long time, Ji Xiaolan really couldn't stay under the table, thinking that Qianlong should have left for such a long time, so he lowered his voice and asked, "Hey, is there anyone?" Is the old man gone? ”
The people in the room listened and pinched a cold sweat for Ji Xiaolan.
Qianlong deliberately raised his face and drank, "Ji Xiaolan, you are so bold, you have not come out yet!" ”
Ji Xiaolan listened: It's over, it's over, it's over this time.
Ji Xiaolan had no choice but to come out from under the table to see the driver.
Qianlong looked at Ji Xiaolan's appearance: bare-chested, sweating profusely, kneeling there in panic, and a burst of amusement in his heart: "Ji Xiaolan is known as the first talent of the Qing Dynasty, and he actually looks like this." ”
Qianlong pretended to be angry and shouted, "Bold Ji Xiaolan, are you guilty?" You don't see the driver, and you dare to say that you are an old man, and I want your head today! ”
At this time, Ji Xiaolan not only did not panic, but calmed down a lot, he wiped his sweat while slowly saying: "Long live Grandpa please stop your anger, just now the slave called you an old man, this is out of respect for your old man, there is no other intention." ”
Qianlong was confused and said angrily, "Bold, do you dare to say that this is respect?" Well, tell me what a respect method this is! ”
Ji Xiaolan said slowly, "The subjects of the world call you Long live, long live, long live, long live, do you say that long live and long live is not old?" In the Great Qing Dynasty, only the emperor is the one who is in charge, and he is the head of all the people under the world, and the head of the head is also the head. Emperor you are the Son of Heaven, and the Son of Heaven is also. That's why I call your old man an old man. ”
Ji Xiaolan breathed a sigh of relief after speaking.
Qianlong laughed after listening to it: "Good you Ji Xiaolan, a good old man, worthy of being the world's first talent." ”
This little story tells us:
At any time, we must have the ability to adapt to changes, skillfully resolve the deadlock, and turn the active into passive. Although others know that you are strong, they will also appreciate your creativity and wisdom.