[Humorous joke] My girlfriend's father is a physical education teacher, and I don't know how to talk about the time when I used to play. I saw that their interest was quite high, so I carefully talked about dunks, shots, and three points. Later, the mother-in-law pointed at me and said to the old man: This child is exactly the same as when you were young. I was surprised: My uncle used to love to play basketball? Old man: No, I used to be like you, so much!
[Humorous joke] My brother has not been married, and I am sad for my mother. My brother was relieved: "Rest assured Mom, when the time comes, I will definitely marry a gentle and considerate Bai Fumei, and I can directly give birth to twins." My mom nodded and said, "Well, when you get married, you buy you a sports car with a million cash." My brother said excitedly, "Really? Aren't you kidding me? My mother replied solemnly: "Child, you teased me first!" ”
[Humorous joke] There were many people chasing my wife back then, especially my brother also liked my wife, but fortunately he married me in the end. I asked my wife, "When my wife was chased by so many people, how did you choose me?" Especially my brother, handsome and rich. Wife: "Fool, do you remember the three of us going out to the beach together?" It was time, the sand on the beach was soft, and the three of me walked together, but only you kept helping me carry my shoes, and from that moment on I decided to choose you. ”
[Humorous joke] Staying at home on the weekend, my girlfriend called me out on a blind date, and said that single dogs also have spring. I'm really angry: What does a single dog mean? Who do you look down on? The lifespan of a dog is only more than ten years. Girlfriend: My fault, my fault, I think, what animal stays at home all day and is inactive, and still has a long lifespan? Knowing that, it is true that you should not be described as a single dog, because you are a single turtle...
[Humorous joke] High school classmates gathered, and my boyfriend who was in contact at the time also came. He drank too much, walked up to me and said, "I was so good to you in the first place, why did you break up with me?" I scolded with wine, "You are so good to me!" I said I have cold hands, so you put your gloves on me!" I said I was cold, so you took off my coat and put it on me! I looked at the guesthouse and said I was a little tired and you sent me home right away! Are you a pig? After saying that, I took a sip of wine and then scolded, "My mouth is dry!" Do you understand? As soon as the words stopped, he took a lipstick out of his pocket and handed it to me.
[Humorous joke] Recently, my daughter-in-law always showed her cooking skills in the circle of friends, in fact, I did it, she just posed for a photo. Today my daughter-in-law said that several of her friends were going to come and try her craft, and my daughter-in-law was sad, and I had to work overtime and couldn't cook. Finally, my daughter-in-law said to me with a big face: You don't have to work overtime, how much money is overtime? I'll give you double, it's a thousand bucks, get rid of the salary, and tip you the rest. I......
[Humorous joke] The brother-in-law saw a beautiful girl, and he followed behind, and the girl seemed to find that the brother-in-law was following her, so she trotted two steps. The brother-in-law thought to himself, if this fate is not grasped, he may regret it for the rest of his life. So the brother-in-law chased after me and said, "Can you give me your phone?" The girl shook her hands, took the mobile phone and stuffed it in her brother-in-law's hand, and ran away in a panic...
[Humorous joke] I met a girl on the Internet, and I made an appointment to meet her a few days ago, and I directly established a relationship. Happy that night, celebrating with friends over a drink, holding a photo is a show off. After drinking, several people staggered back, and suddenly a friend patted me a few times: "That's not your girlfriend?" I was stunned, and took a closer look, holding a girl who was an old man of about fifty years old, and it was really her. I exploded at once, rushing over with a flying kick, and the old man directly lay on the ground and scratched out the old distance. Dashing turned to leave, suddenly heard his girlfriend shouting: "Dad, are you okay?" "Am I running now, or am I going to turn around and say I'm sorry?"