Li Wenjie
Today's topic: Dog affairs Dog fun dog smell a basket
This year is the Lunar Zodiac Dog Year, dog affairs dog fun dog smell a basket, in the community to meet dog men and women staged live Spring Palace is not unusual, somewhat embarrassing, in the countryside, it is not strange.
What are these two dogs doing, fighting?
No, it's more like flirting!
Yes, they have just finished "foreplay" and are "snapping"!
yes! yes...... Shame on you!
This is before the Spring Festival, a morning run back, passing through the community badminton court, saw a pair of dog men and women on the grass next to the badminton court staged "Live Spring Palace".
At that time, there were also a few aunts, uncles, grandfathers, and grandmothers on the scene, glancing at the two dog men and women who were unscrupulously "snapping" in front of everyone, and no one spoke loudly, for fear of disturbing their good deeds.
Later, a beautiful woman approached carefully after a curious boldness, and when the beauty figured out what was going on, she looked embarrassed.
When I was a child, many families in the countryside had dogs, and they were free-range, and it was often seen that this kind of dog thing between men and women, men and women and children were very calm.
What is remembered is that when a pair of dog men and women are enjoying, some naughty little boys or adults (in this case, of course, men) will use bamboo poles to drive them for fun, and the dog men and women cannot stop for a while, no matter how they move, or even run, they are always together.
Later, I learned why the dog whip was used as an aphrodisiac tonic, and it turned out that this "guy" was so powerful.
Once with a few friends hanging out in the market, saw a street stall surrounded by many people, curiously into the crowd found that it is a jianghu langzhong in the barking and selling medicine, a cloth in front of the stall placed on the surface of some black strips and other Chinese medicinal materials, said to have a great aphrodisiac effect on men.
The jianghu lang was very eloquent, and from time to time he told some sexual jokes, which attracted more and more people to watch.
I remember that at that time, The jianghu Langzhong told a small story: a little boy who was only about 10 years old in the neighboring family stole a dog whip that Langzhong sunbathed on the balcony, simmered only a small section, did not dare to go to school for a day, the mother asked the boy if he was sick and uncomfortable, the boy shook his head in denial, and was ashamed to explain the reason, under the constant questioning of his mother, he had to admit to stealing those things in the barrier lang.
After the mother figured out the original commission, crying and laughing, the original child did not dare to go to school, is to steal the dog whip after the aphrodisiac effect played a role, the little brother is really very angry, even continued to be firm, vow not to bow his head, the little brother put the crotch of the pants high, that means to set up a small steel cannon to go to school!
Afterwards, the little boy returned the lost property accompanied by his mother, saying that he would not eat indiscriminately.