There is a cousin who runs a township line in the county bus company.
Once I went to my cousin's house and listened to my cousin tell the story of an evil man who has his own wicked man's grind.
There are not too many people on the township bus route, and it is always just enough to fill the seats.
There is a station at the mouth of a village. Every time I got to that station, my cousin was always very nervous.
One day, my cousin drove to the station again, and muttered from a distance, "It's over, I met again." ”
Stopping at the station, a few villagers were pulled up, and an old aunt in her 60s threw a large bamboo basket in front of the car to block the car (otherwise no one gave her a car), and then walked to the front door and shouted, "Driver, come and help carry the pig cage." ”
The cousin frowned and said, "Big lady, we are on a bus, we can't move things." ”
The old aunt yelled at her cousin, "Don't be crooked, come and take the handle, otherwise no one will want to leave." ”
The cousin smiled bitterly, "You don't want to come to pit my car every time." Then he helplessly got out of the car to help the old aunt carry a pig cage filled with piglets to the car.
Most of the passengers on the bus were from rural villages, and they frowned at the situation and did not give much opinion. There is a small young sitting next to the pig cage, it is estimated that it is a salesman who goes to the countryside to sell fertilizer, and sees that the bus is loaded with a pig, the taste is still quite large, and he said, so smelly, how to pull the pigs to the bus.
Suddenly, just like poking a honeycomb, the old aunt walked over, stood condescendingly in front of the little young man with her hands crossed at the waist, spit spit at his feet, crossed her waist with one hand, and stomped on the ground on her front foot, "Which little king eight calves that came out, you are allowed to make a car, and your brother is not allowed to ride?" You are sitting here like a dog, and your brother is lying in a cage, and he will not give way to him..."
Quarrels also require physical exertion, require a large lung capacity, and a brighter voice. Some people scold long sentences, some people scold short sentences, long sentences of scolding people generally have a large lung capacity, a listen to the old aunt's quarrel rhythm to know that this person is often quarrelsome, short sentence scolding people have a strong sense of rhythm, ventilation is particularly fast, and the interval time is exactly the same.
This young man estimated that it was the first time he had seen such an imposing scolding battle, and it was obvious that his brain was a little unwell, and his eyes were confused, and he wanted to shake it back. But just before thinking about the sentence of preparing to return the scolding, the old aunt has been scolding for several rounds, basically belonging to an overwhelming blow posture.
Just now there were a few passengers who wanted to complain, and seeing such momentum, they swallowed the complaint into their stomachs.
The old aunt scolded for a few minutes with full fire, and saw that the young man had been scolded from the front seat of the car to the back seat, before he stopped and sat there shouting, "Drive, don't delay me to catch the market." ”
Another time, my cousin met the old aunt in the car at the entrance of the village. The old aunt brought a cage of ducks this time, and after getting on the car, the smell smoked the people in the car to the back row and sat down, and the old aunt took a cage of ducks to do in front.
Originally there was nothing to do, it was estimated that the carriage was too hot, resulting in the ducks keep barking, the old aunt was worried that the ducks were hot and broken, and asked her cousin to give her a bottle of water, and she wanted to feed the ducks water.
The cousin said that there was water for your ducks to drink, and you asked the passengers if there was any extra water for you.
The old aunt went to the back row and saw a college student-like girl with a bottle of Coke she had just taken a few sips. Just say you don't drink this water and give me this water.
The female college student saw that it was not easy for the old man in the countryside to take a cage of ducks to catch the market, so he gave it to her.
The old aunt was also not polite, and took the Coke and went to feed the ducks. The cousin shouted, be careful, don't get the car full of water.
The old aunt also ignored the cousin and fed all the Coke to the ducks.
After a while, the ducks who had drunk cola cried out more excitedly.
The old aunt walked to the duck cage, sniffed the Coke bottle again, and then walked to the female college student and asked, how do you smell medicinal in this water, are you taking medicine for my duck?
Female college students said that this Coke is this taste.
What is this smell, how there is a medicinal smell, you can't run, if my duck has three long and two short, you have to lose my duck.
A male passenger next to him couldn't help himself: "Auntie, you can't bully the little girl like this, you go grab someone else's Coke yourself, now..."
"What? I robbed her? Which eye of yours saw me rob, who are you, did you see me old, drugged my duck, and wanted two people to bully me an old man, and there is no Wang Fa, I am not alive..."
The old aunt grabbed the clothes of the female college student as she spoke: "If you don't pay me the money for the duck to see a doctor, I will die with you." ”
The female college student gave the old aunt this trouble, and almost cried out.
Just now, the righteous passenger went over and said, "Don't be so unreasonable, the whole car sees that you are robbing other people's Cokes, and then come to extort and extort." ”
It is estimated that this sentence stimulated the old aunt, who firmly grasped the female college student: "You bully the old man so much, I don't live..."
The car arrived at the station, the female college student wanted to get off the bus, to the old aunt to cling to not to go, had to lose 50 yuan to the old aunt to have to let go of the car.
The cousin shook his head, but there was nothing he could do.
There are too many roads at night, and there will always be accidents.
Finally the old aunt met a real opponent.
On that occasion, my cousin's car was chartered by a family to greet my relatives. The family's son was more than thirty years old, and it was difficult for the matchmaker to say a daughter-in-law. When greeting relatives, a minibus was specially chartered and a cart of relatives was taken to pick up relatives.
Halfway through, the old aunt just came back from the market, old fashioned, threw the bamboo cage in the road (worried that the line's minibus would not catch her), and reached out to stop the car.
After the cousin stopped the car, he told her that today's car was chartered and could not be boarded. The old aunt didn't pay any attention at all, with an attitude that she didn't get into the car, and no one wanted to leave.
The family that greeted the relatives did not understand what the situation was at first, and after listening to the cousin, they were worried that they would miss the time of receiving the kiss, so they had to open the door and let the old aunt get on the car.
After the old aunt got into the car, she saw that the car was full of people, and no one gave her a seat, so she went directly to a little girl and said, "Give the old man a seat." Then he was ready to pull the little girl up.
At this time, there was a fat and tall aunt in her fifties standing up, and the cousin knew that this was the owner of the chartered car, that is, to pick up her son.
The fat aunt had already held her stomach because of the old aunt's car stop, and this time she was not polite, and she took the old aunt's hand in the past and said: "The back is spacious, sit in the back." ”
Then he dragged the old aunt to the back row like a chicken, and then threw the old aunt sideways on a row of empty seats. The old aunt who had suffered such a loss, was preparing to sit up and scold, was pressed down on the back seat by the fat aunt, and the mouth just flew half a sentence of rude words before feeling black in front of her eyes, and her mouth was also blocked.
It turned out that the fat aunt sat on the old aunt's face as soon as she was on her ass. This can make the old aunt sit dizzy, the fat aunt is almost 140 pounds of weight sitting on it, the old aunt does not even have the opportunity to struggle, only the throat makes a whimpering sound.
The fat aunt's son is not easy to talk about a daughter-in-law, the old aunt's trouble, if the kiss is wrong, it is estimated that the fat aunt has eaten her heart.
"Auntie, don't sit her badly."
"It's all right, give her breath." From time to time, the fat aunt lifted her ass to change the old aunt's breath, and then sat down again. The cousin reminded the fat aunt to pay attention to safety while driving in front, and the years of resignation in his heart were swept away, and he felt that the car was driving extra vigorously.
When the car was still a mile away from the village where the kiss was picked up, the fat aunt asked the cousin to stop, pulled up the old aunt, scolded and grinned, and said, "If we go to pick up the kiss by mistake, I will throw you into the pigsty and feed the pigs." ”
The old aunt sat on her ass for almost half an hour, was able to breathe fresh air again, and was preparing to start scolding again, just half a sentence, was slapped by the fat aunt, and then carried out of the car and threw the grass on the side of the road.
When I looked up again, my cousin had already kicked the throttle and left.
It was a small road in a big mountain village, sparsely populated, and I don't know how the old aunt went back later.
After that time, when the cousin met the old aunt again to hitchhike, he obviously felt less ostentatious than before.