Mr. and Mrs. Curry reported on Instagram today, their youngest son Canon W. Jack Curry was born on July 2, 2018, let's see how Reddit netizens discuss this matter!
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<b>[–][lal] kobe bryantsgcan</b>2141 points 9 hours ago
this dude really named his kid canon... congrats tho skyfucker
This guy really called his son Canon... Congratulations to Ku Hao! (Note: There are many translations of canon, Canon, Kanyan, Cannon, Khanom, etc.)
<b>[–]iamfabled </b>1229 points 9 hours ago
canon curry. sounds like a comic book character
Cannon Curry, sounds like a comic book character.
<b>[–]celticsbaydayz </b>1021 points 9 hours ago
should've named him fmvp so he'll finally have one
It should be named "fmvp" so that Curry finally has fmvp
<b>[–]warriorssausagesupplier </b>41 points 7 hours ago
that man has a family bruh
You're too real...
<b>[–]trail blazersharshaw151 </b>923 points 9 hours ago
might aswell name him demarcus because he’s being carried
It could also be called "Demarcus" because Demarcus has always needed to be taken care of.
<b>[–]knickshughjass42 </b>65 points 6 hours ago
klays future son should be named nikon and they can be called the flash brothers
Clay's future son should be named Nikon so that he and Canon can form the "Flash Brothers".
<b>[–]hornets bandwagonphilantrofish </b>17 points 7 hours ago
i dont know why but i have this feeling that this lil dude gon be the goat golfer instead of basketball
I don't know why, but I have a hunch that this kid won't be a basketball player, but a great golfer
<b>[–]lakerssmilesundsunshine</b>594 points 9 hours ago
this means seth curry has a new nephew
This means that Seth Curry has a new nephew (Leonard and uncle's terrier)
<b>[–][gsw] klay thompsonkelseyplumfan</b>528 points 9 hours ago
steph curry for 3！！ bang！！
<b>[–]wizardssecritplays</b>6 points 5 hours ago
he puts it in
He shot in!
<b>[–][phi] jerami grantwilt69 </b>806 points 9 hours ago
of course he got a boy on the third try
Of course, the third time can be hit
<b>[–]pacers bandwagonzaxii </b>123 points 9 hours ago
was it really the third try tho?
Is it really just the third time?
<b>[–]westborisdirk</b>438 points 9 hours ago
he's a good christian and only has sex in order to procreate
He was a devout Christian who loved only when he was pregnant
<b>[–]warriorscurry4three </b>130 points 8 hours ago
it's still probably not the third try. though he is the greatest shooter of all time so who knows.
It may not be the third time, but after all, Curry is the best "shooter" in history, well... Not easy to say...
<b>[–]venerablehate </b>179 points 8 hours ago
i heard steph has a 150 ts% in the bedroom.
I've heard curry's true hit rate in bed is 150%.
<b>[–]penisboner69 </b>519 points 9 hours ago
league fucked
The alliance is finished
<b>[–]lakerssideversonaccount </b>228 points 9 hours ago
watch out lebron jr.
Note a little LeBron
<b>[–]lakerszoom94 </b>138 points 9 hours ago
lebron jr needs to be more worried about kd jr
LeBron Jr. needs to worry about Little KD
<b>[–]timberwolvesvieman </b>306 points 9 hours ago
kd is a virgin, he doesn't need to worry
KD is still a virgin, and LeBron Jr. is worried about the ball
<b>[–]raptorsfriedchickenistrash </b>79 points 9 hours ago
how much help does kd need?!
KD need help! I'm ♂ happy ♂ ♂ to ♂ help ♂ ♂ ♂!
<b>[–]pistonscanaryrich</b>233 points 9 hours ago
damn they have a baby every time he wins a title
I rely on them to have a baby every time they win a championship
<b>[–]wasteoffer </b>120 points 9 hours ago
riley has a new little splash bro
Riley has a new Splash Brother
<b>[–]warriorsbayareacolt </b>44 points 9 hours ago
three july kids
All three were born in July
<b>[–]76ersinboardpg</b>93 points 9 hours ago
looks like we know steph likes to bang right as the regular season starts.
It seems that Curry likes to do things at the beginning of the regular season (Xiaobian looked at the eye before, thanks to the bar friend @ Sima Gang correction)
<b>[–]timberwolvesthemarkster09</b>22 points 10 hours ago
2038 nba rookie of the year
Book the best rookie of 2038!
<b>[–]pacershandlestorm </b>39 points 7 hours ago
not if ben simmons wins it
Ben Simmons had to step back a little
<b>[–]warriorsjohnnygrant </b>23 points 9 hours ago
how canon was created:
"they do have a rubber, decide not to use it, steph from way downtown ...."
The explanation of the birth scene of Little Curry is as follows:
"They also have a set! But they decided not to! Curry! Super Long Range..." (rewritten from Curry's commentary when he killed the Thunder from too far away)
<b>[–][lal] travis knightbabybaybeh</b>81 points 9 hours ago
kobe's turn to give the world a kobe jr.
It's Kobe's turn to give the world a little Kobe!
<b>[–][lal] travis knightbabybaybeh </b>29 points 3 hours ago
vanessa's got one more in her for sure. we all know kobe comes through in the clutch
Vanessa can definitely conceive another one, and we know that Kobe Bryant is very reliable by the fourth quarter (times)!
<b>[–]lakers_fadeaway_ </b>32 points 8 hours ago
no worries, kobe is gonna keep shooting til he hits.
Don't worry, Kobe Bryant is the one who will shoot until he hits.
<b>[–]knicksal_swedgen </b>19 points 7 hours ago
if we apply his famous 6-24 then his next baby is a boy
If we follow Kobe's famous 6-of-24 shooting percentage, Kobe Bryant's next one would be a boy.
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