庫裡夫婦今日在ins上報喜，他們的小兒子canon w. jack curry 在2018年7月2日出生，一起來看看reddit網友怎麼讨論這事兒的吧！
————————————
<b>[–][lal] kobe bryantsgcan</b>2141 points 9 hours ago
this dude really named his kid canon... congrats tho skyfucker
這家夥真把自己兒子叫佳能了...恭喜庫昊！（注：canon的翻譯有很多種，佳能、坎揚、加農、卡農等等）
<b>[–]iamfabled </b>1229 points 9 hours ago
canon curry. sounds like a comic book character
卡農-庫裡，聽起來像是漫畫書裡的人物。
<b>[–]celticsbaydayz </b>1021 points 9 hours ago
should've named him fmvp so he'll finally have one
應該起名叫“fmvp”的，這樣庫裡就終于有fmvp了
<b>[–]warriorssausagesupplier </b>41 points 7 hours ago
that man has a family bruh
你太真實了......
<b>[–]trail blazersharshaw151 </b>923 points 9 hours ago
might aswell name him demarcus because he’s being carried
也可以起名叫“德馬庫斯”，因為德馬庫斯一直需要人照顧。
<b>[–]knickshughjass42 </b>65 points 6 hours ago
klays future son should be named nikon and they can be called the flash brothers
克萊未來的兒子應該起名叫尼康，這樣他和佳能就能組成“閃光兄弟”。
<b>[–]hornets bandwagonphilantrofish </b>17 points 7 hours ago
i dont know why but i have this feeling that this lil dude gon be the goat golfer instead of basketball
不知道為什麼，但我有預感這孩子不會成為籃球手，而會是一個偉大的高爾夫球手
<b>[–]lakerssmilesundsunshine</b>594 points 9 hours ago
this means seth curry has a new nephew
這意味着塞斯-庫裡有個新侄子咯（萊昂納德和舅舅的梗）
<b>[–][gsw] klay thompsonkelseyplumfan</b>528 points 9 hours ago
steph curry for 3！！ bang！！
<b>[–]wizardssecritplays</b>6 points 5 hours ago
he puts it in
他射進了！
<b>[–][phi] jerami grantwilt69 </b>806 points 9 hours ago
of course he got a boy on the third try
第三次當然能中啦
<b>[–]pacers bandwagonzaxii </b>123 points 9 hours ago
was it really the third try tho?
真的隻是第三次嗎？
<b>[–]westborisdirk</b>438 points 9 hours ago
he's a good christian and only has sex in order to procreate
他是個虔誠的基督教徒，隻在為了懷孕時才愛愛
<b>[–]warriorscurry4three </b>130 points 8 hours ago
it's still probably not the third try. though he is the greatest shooter of all time so who knows.
也可能不是第三次了，但畢竟庫裡是史上最好的“射”手，嗯...不好說......
<b>[–]venerablehate </b>179 points 8 hours ago
i heard steph has a 150 ts% in the bedroom.
我聽說庫裡在床上的真實命中率是150%啊
<b>[–]penisboner69 </b>519 points 9 hours ago
league fucked
聯盟完蛋了
<b>[–]lakerssideversonaccount </b>228 points 9 hours ago
watch out lebron jr.
注意點小勒布朗
<b>[–]lakerszoom94 </b>138 points 9 hours ago
lebron jr needs to be more worried about kd jr
小勒布朗需要擔心小kd
<b>[–]timberwolvesvieman </b>306 points 9 hours ago
kd is a virgin, he doesn't need to worry
kd都還是個處男，小勒布朗擔心個球
<b>[–]raptorsfriedchickenistrash </b>79 points 9 hours ago
how much help does kd need?!
kd需要幫忙嗎！我♂很♂樂♂于♂助♂人♂的♂！
<b>[–]pistonscanaryrich</b>233 points 9 hours ago
damn they have a baby every time he wins a title
我靠，他們每得一次冠軍就生一個寶寶啊
<b>[–]wasteoffer </b>120 points 9 hours ago
riley has a new little splash bro
萊利有了新的水花兄弟了
<b>[–]warriorsbayareacolt </b>44 points 9 hours ago
three july kids
三個都是7月出生的
<b>[–]76ersinboardpg</b>93 points 9 hours ago
looks like we know steph likes to bang right as the regular season starts.
看起來庫裡很喜歡在正常賽開始的時候搞事情（小編之前看花眼，感謝吧友@斯馬鋼 糾正）
<b>[–]timberwolvesthemarkster09</b>22 points 10 hours ago
2038 nba rookie of the year
預定2038年的最佳新秀！
<b>[–]pacershandlestorm </b>39 points 7 hours ago
not if ben simmons wins it
在本西蒙斯面前都得往後稍稍
<b>[–]warriorsjohnnygrant </b>23 points 9 hours ago
how canon was created:
"they do have a rubber, decide not to use it, steph from way downtown ...."
小庫裡的出生現場解說是這樣的：
“他們還有一個套套！但他們決定不用！庫裡！超級遠射......”（改寫自庫裡超遠絕殺雷霆時的解說）
<b>[–][lal] travis knightbabybaybeh</b>81 points 9 hours ago
kobe's turn to give the world a kobe jr.
該輪到科比給世界一個小科比了！
<b>[–][lal] travis knightbabybaybeh </b>29 points 3 hours ago
vanessa's got one more in her for sure. we all know kobe comes through in the clutch
瓦妮莎肯定還能再懷一個，我們也知道，科比到了第四節（次）是很可靠的！
<b>[–]lakers_fadeaway_ </b>32 points 8 hours ago
no worries, kobe is gonna keep shooting til he hits.
不要擔心，科比是一個會射到直到射中的人。
<b>[–]knicksal_swedgen </b>19 points 7 hours ago
if we apply his famous 6-24 then his next baby is a boy
如果我們按照科比著名的24投6中的命中率來算，那麼科比的下一個應該就會是男孩。
來源：reddit
整理：泰拳警告