库里夫妇今日在ins上报喜，他们的小儿子canon w. jack curry 在2018年7月2日出生，一起来看看reddit网友怎么讨论这事儿的吧！
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<b>[–][lal] kobe bryantsgcan</b>2141 points 9 hours ago
this dude really named his kid canon... congrats tho skyfucker
这家伙真把自己儿子叫佳能了...恭喜库昊！（注：canon的翻译有很多种，佳能、坎扬、加农、卡农等等）
<b>[–]iamfabled </b>1229 points 9 hours ago
canon curry. sounds like a comic book character
卡农-库里，听起来像是漫画书里的人物。
<b>[–]celticsbaydayz </b>1021 points 9 hours ago
should've named him fmvp so he'll finally have one
应该起名叫“fmvp”的，这样库里就终于有fmvp了
<b>[–]warriorssausagesupplier </b>41 points 7 hours ago
that man has a family bruh
你太真实了......
<b>[–]trail blazersharshaw151 </b>923 points 9 hours ago
might aswell name him demarcus because he’s being carried
也可以起名叫“德马库斯”，因为德马库斯一直需要人照顾。
<b>[–]knickshughjass42 </b>65 points 6 hours ago
klays future son should be named nikon and they can be called the flash brothers
克莱未来的儿子应该起名叫尼康，这样他和佳能就能组成“闪光兄弟”。
<b>[–]hornets bandwagonphilantrofish </b>17 points 7 hours ago
i dont know why but i have this feeling that this lil dude gon be the goat golfer instead of basketball
不知道为什么，但我有预感这孩子不会成为篮球手，而会是一个伟大的高尔夫球手
<b>[–]lakerssmilesundsunshine</b>594 points 9 hours ago
this means seth curry has a new nephew
这意味着塞斯-库里有个新侄子咯（莱昂纳德和舅舅的梗）
<b>[–][gsw] klay thompsonkelseyplumfan</b>528 points 9 hours ago
steph curry for 3！！ bang！！
<b>[–]wizardssecritplays</b>6 points 5 hours ago
he puts it in
他射进了！
<b>[–][phi] jerami grantwilt69 </b>806 points 9 hours ago
of course he got a boy on the third try
第三次当然能中啦
<b>[–]pacers bandwagonzaxii </b>123 points 9 hours ago
was it really the third try tho?
真的只是第三次吗？
<b>[–]westborisdirk</b>438 points 9 hours ago
he's a good christian and only has sex in order to procreate
他是个虔诚的基督教徒，只在为了怀孕时才爱爱
<b>[–]warriorscurry4three </b>130 points 8 hours ago
it's still probably not the third try. though he is the greatest shooter of all time so who knows.
也可能不是第三次了，但毕竟库里是史上最好的“射”手，嗯...不好说......
<b>[–]venerablehate </b>179 points 8 hours ago
i heard steph has a 150 ts% in the bedroom.
我听说库里在床上的真实命中率是150%啊
<b>[–]penisboner69 </b>519 points 9 hours ago
league fucked
联盟完蛋了
<b>[–]lakerssideversonaccount </b>228 points 9 hours ago
watch out lebron jr.
注意点小勒布朗
<b>[–]lakerszoom94 </b>138 points 9 hours ago
lebron jr needs to be more worried about kd jr
小勒布朗需要担心小kd
<b>[–]timberwolvesvieman </b>306 points 9 hours ago
kd is a virgin, he doesn't need to worry
kd都还是个处男，小勒布朗担心个球
<b>[–]raptorsfriedchickenistrash </b>79 points 9 hours ago
how much help does kd need?!
kd需要帮忙吗！我♂很♂乐♂于♂助♂人♂的♂！
<b>[–]pistonscanaryrich</b>233 points 9 hours ago
damn they have a baby every time he wins a title
我靠，他们每得一次冠军就生一个宝宝啊
<b>[–]wasteoffer </b>120 points 9 hours ago
riley has a new little splash bro
莱利有了新的水花兄弟了
<b>[–]warriorsbayareacolt </b>44 points 9 hours ago
three july kids
三个都是7月出生的
<b>[–]76ersinboardpg</b>93 points 9 hours ago
looks like we know steph likes to bang right as the regular season starts.
看起来库里很喜欢在常规赛开始的时候搞事情（小编之前看花眼，感谢吧友@斯马钢 纠正）
<b>[–]timberwolvesthemarkster09</b>22 points 10 hours ago
2038 nba rookie of the year
预定2038年的最佳新秀！
<b>[–]pacershandlestorm </b>39 points 7 hours ago
not if ben simmons wins it
在本西蒙斯面前都得往后稍稍
<b>[–]warriorsjohnnygrant </b>23 points 9 hours ago
how canon was created:
"they do have a rubber, decide not to use it, steph from way downtown ...."
小库里的出生现场解说是这样的：
“他们还有一个套套！但他们决定不用！库里！超级远射......”（改写自库里超远绝杀雷霆时的解说）
<b>[–][lal] travis knightbabybaybeh</b>81 points 9 hours ago
kobe's turn to give the world a kobe jr.
该轮到科比给世界一个小科比了！
<b>[–][lal] travis knightbabybaybeh </b>29 points 3 hours ago
vanessa's got one more in her for sure. we all know kobe comes through in the clutch
瓦妮莎肯定还能再怀一个，我们也知道，科比到了第四节（次）是很可靠的！
<b>[–]lakers_fadeaway_ </b>32 points 8 hours ago
no worries, kobe is gonna keep shooting til he hits.
不要担心，科比是一个会射到直到射中的人。
<b>[–]knicksal_swedgen </b>19 points 7 hours ago
if we apply his famous 6-24 then his next baby is a boy
如果我们按照科比著名的24投6中的命中率来算，那么科比的下一个应该就会是男孩。
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