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Thousands of people came to listen to the crosstalk and praise us. Well, in fact, some viewers especially like you, everyone likes to listen to crosstalk, love to see the teacher too much love. I've been working with me for ten years and it's been a lot of help to me. I dare not say that if Guo Degang has such a small achievement, then it is entirely thanks to myself. grudging. If you don't introduce me in the future, don't compare it to me, okay? I'm not done, you say. Monofilaments do not form lines, and lonely trees do not become forests. Covered in iron, hit a few nails. This pair. Can no one have the help of the family today? I dare not say, take this opportunity to thank my lady well. Am I not here? There you are. Hey you said I, if it wasn't for you, I would have been red. Ahaha I've been stirring it up, haven't I? Just kidding, it's been a pleasure to work together all these years. Very good, mainly because your artistic level is high, you are too praised by me, and your own quality is high. This is not an ordinary person. Fortunately, everyone in our backstage knows that you are loyal to the elderly and you are holding me, and everyone likes you. For the sake of dear audience, be sure to pay attention to health, thank you. Take care of your body. Oh corpse uh what take care of the body. Take care of your body. Oh how deep my mouth is, the body and love are deep and what a mess, drink and drink. You're just fiddling with pinyin, you're fine. I'm sorry, I haven't read much. Then you don't want that, I hope you're healthy. Thank you. This is one of our backstage. Very cute people, everyone is praising me fashion and can't talk about the real thing. You look at this head, you know that by the time you are eighty years old, you are an old artist on stage, a white hair roll, hey like a happy sheep, you see how happy you are than this thing. On the stage, ah wearing the costume of the performance, which day to see the day after tomorrow, with a large gold chain, one hundred and thirty pounds. So wrapped in a gold chain, carried during the day, taken off the lock dog at night, I used a chain with our dog, that was worth it. Fashion for getting dressed is here. That's how it should be. What is fashion? No one else wears it, you wear it first, this is called fashion. Hey lead. It was eight years since I danced that break dance. Come, this glove with a broken finger is gone. We don't understand the finger that. Then the layman bought it. He was happy. You don't understand that, do you? You see this is broken, this has a hole. You're an outsider, right? It's called the Thunderbolt Glove. Yes, I still have Thunderbolt's socks. Ah, the socks with bare toes, and the thunderbolt panties. So what does it do if you can't wear it? We don't care if we wear it or not, but it's really easy to take off. How do I play directly on the top? Ah wear one side pocket out. Having an identity Is all an identity dress. It's all about adoring you. That's it. Oh, there's money. At that time, their family was the same as the emperor's own family, but they were a little close. This fish was changed later. That's right. Now I know Teacher Yu. Fish and fish will write Ha, a horse on the left, a guard on the right, think about that year, then think about that year. You say that the donkey is a horse and a guard, are these two different? Uh how could it be the same? What about that fish? Donkey, this year sloppy donkey sloppy donkey, donkey. So why did you get your last name donkey? Who's got the donkey's last name? You and I have always said the surname Yu. Surname Yu, you changed your surname to Yu. You mean donkey? You pick one and pick one. What is called picking one has to be a fish. Last name Yu Ah. Teacher Yu. Because at that time, their family was expensive, but it was in qi, right? Yes, this old man said that the Eight Flags disciple of the Eight Flags has him, our family is in Qi, and the emperor is the family's clan. Manchurian black flag ah black flag ah, Manchuria iron flag waving. Where is this color? Manchuria Manchuria Manchuria, the yellow flag. Our eldest wife is still in the house. Why don't you say anything about the yellow flag. This is the yellow flag. Positive yellow flag. This emperor is the family, and his great-grandfather has a name called Ai Xin Jue Luo Kuang. What is not good to call, not called basket, we don't know how you got this name. Where's the name? The Qing Dynasty had eight iron hat kings, one generation after another, one of their families, one of the eight iron hat kings. Oops Green Hat King. Hey, look at our family to pick this color, to say that a lifetime of this is not nothing, double and double like this. When I was born, the two children, his twins, beijing called double petals. Oh, this is great. This has this family of this called genetic gene, the previous generation has this will have this ah you don't have one. People two oh their neighbors ah family on the twin gene, then I did not hear that the neighbor has genes, our family has twins, the neighbor has a base, your family also has this gene. Then you make it clear, everyone wonders, this alley has twins. He was born a pair of two people at that time, the medical conditions of that year were problematic, and then it was a pity that he died a bad one, and there was only one left, and one was dead. That's you, you're your brother. You think about it, I can't think about it, why am I so messed up? We don't understand, because in your medicine, they call this egg birth, this is not right, how is this called egg birth? twins. Is the twin twin brother twin brother. Ah yours I remember there is a twin ah egg born, that is the doctor's one, we call this twin ah twin ah twin. Then I stuffed one, and the one left was that this was considered an orphan. Orphaned. How to be considered an orphan? This is a very lonely one, I have not heard you say that. This orphan is not called an orphan, but if you fight this, you will hurt me if you rely on him, and you will hurt him. Oops, what's wrong with that? Weaning is particularly late. Then if it hurts, I'll wean, it's not a big deal. Guys. It was the three-year-old child in the family who was still breastfeeding. There are four or five years of eating. I'm not here to visit you. It's normal without him. Teacher Yu weaned late. Yes, just the family pet Ha. He suckled all the time. Yesterday. I love to eat until I have enough. I'm not going to perform today, and I'm still going to eat." Is it? No, it's milk powder. The donkey milk that drank was bought. Donkey milk. What milk? Milk. Drink. Milk. Still drinking this? Strong body. Good health is the end. healthy. The family has money, the key is what you want to eat, what is his father is rich, you net with foreigners to do business. Multinational companies. Take the big plane, take the plane that Sima Chu threw out. Can't I sit that way? Hah? So what's the matter? Hmmm ha can sit on people in one fell swoop. How? Anyway, take a plane to fly a big wood, take a plane. Pants pants pants, how old with pulled like ah you ah you ah ah right right. Machine guns shot out. It's not clear. I don't understand. That's right. Don't you have to learn this crosstalk word, don't you say crosstalk words? Sometimes I take a steamship, go out to sea, with foreigners, three decks. Big steamship, big ship, his father stood at the top of the hill, and we swung our oars and rowed out. Hmmm such a big ship, isn't this exhausting? We don't understand this, let me describe it this way, anyway, he doesn't have to describe the danger of taking this boat. What are the dangers? I have met pirates in the high seas, everyone has seen movies, TV series pirates, beards, big long hair, there is a problem with one eye, into an eye flesh. Asking for money, he was frightened. Only your dad said how much money it would cost? He was calm. Million. What about three million dollars? His dad was happy, gave you four million, and invoiced me ten million. Hey what do you think? This is? You know what? The pirates all cried. Yes, this beat Aunt Liu's tears. Oops, you guys are still making money. The pirates are gone. After returning to China, his father resigned and did not work. So what else can it do? Count money with the house every day. Oh that's earned. Playing here to ride, the only code name is to spend money to consume, every day I think oh how can I spend money? That's the fun. When you wake up in the morning, eat breakfast and say how much can you spend, how much can you spend? Let's eat breakfast, how many dollars do you eat? Ten pieces, eight pieces got it. How many fritters can you eat? That's true, right? Because his dad doesn't eat. So what did you eat when you got up in the morning to eat roast rice fritters without identity? Well, a big pot, a big pot. Stewed hangings. This is pig intestines. Hey Beijing flavor snack, pig intestine. La-la- Someone robbed my dad. So what about Hushi? Isn't that what's going on here? Happy? It's like looking at a pig's intestines is like seeing a loved one. You are a relative. It's this thing. Describe? What's the description? It's early. For this pot of intestines, it is not allowed to spend two or three hundred yuan, and it will not cost much. It's morning to noon, and at noon this big pot is coming. What? bowels. Alas intestines. It's still that pot or that pot, but the method of intestine processing is different, and the method is interesting. In the morning, it was all chopped up piece by piece. At noon, it was a whole root, and it was plated with this pot. Hey throw out a head, you know this is going to be a craft. Your dad looked. No one eats. Find this head, add this head up and put it in your mouth. Is this the intestine or the intestine? Say you, how can it be so disgusting? This one is even more amazing in the evening. What else is sashimi from the large intestine? Oops I'm going to throw up. ah. Also sashimi. I'm so angry with my dad all day. It's all guts. Do you have a loan? Battleships. What's the matter with that, what's the fight again. This thing has small materials, and small materials are eaten by waist flowers. Oops. Hey your dad didn't visit the door when he ate? Never. That's the smell and it goes out. It's just an identity. Especially during the New Year's Festival, when the old man is happiest. What happened to the holidays? Can you spend money on a holiday? How do I spend money on holidays? Usually spend money. It's a new year's holiday. That's the reason for spending money. What's the reason for that? I followed and looked at the month card. Oh you go to my dad first. How is the month card hung low ah low low, crouch down to see. What's the trick? The neck can also be seen. Eh, today Li Chun, play spring, his father is happy. What's wrong? Playing spring can be a festival. What festival is this? Yes. What happened to the Japanese? Chinese. Chinese. There are plays and plays. Why drama? Hey I can spend money today. There's a play. There are dramas and dramas here. Ali Gada gave a scolding to death. Oh no, this is still Japanese. I heard it. How fresh. Big spring, Beijing people play spring. Pancakes, what fried fish, fried shrimp, cut some elbow flowers, sauce meat. This is Ying Yingjie his father. Without us. The little crepes make people laugh. Don't eat this boss, how big is the cake eh one hundred and twenty pounds of noodles, one hundred and twenty pounds of a cake, the bread is so thick, you know? Can't eat at night cover. Our family lived in bread, and four people slaughtered seven cows, not enough to eat. Can you eat snails? Does this snail eat snails? It's a vulgar taste. Don't you eat spices just to spend money? Money. What does this cost? Blink of an eye, Dragon Boat Festival. Yes, his dad was happy. It's here again, it's time to spend money again, and this is another drama bag of rice dumplings. Hey this should be their family's rice dumplings big Oh, half squat a uh half squat a rice dumpling, other people's family wrapped rice dumplings also make small rice dumplings, put four dates, five dates on the end, people this one rice dumplings. Two jujube trees, put the jujube trees inside, avoided them, and ate them in the buns. Oh, eat rice dumplings, drink Xionghuang wine, and drink a sip of Yingjie. After drinking, his father sat here awkwardly. Mom sighed, depressed, depressed, depressed, depressed, because he made up his own work, he had to talk to Qian'er and talk to me. alas. Son, are you going over there? You're okay and taking advantage of it." My son is still me. No, you had to say yes to me? To tell you the truth, I have to shout at you wherever I rush, I can't run. My day is the Dragon Boat Festival in May, and I am very sad in my heart. Well, I'm thinking about your mom. My mother, your mother is not from Beijing. Where? The family lives in Mount Emei, Sichuan. Mount Emei, you also have an aunt named Xiaoqing. That year, the two of them went to the shore of the West Lake for a tour, and I was on a business trip to the bank of the West Lake in Hangzhou where it was raining, and they asked me to borrow an umbrella. Swimming in the lake to borrow an umbrella, in fact, a happy marriage. Later, our neighbor had a sea uncle, and the sea uncle mixed up. Okay, don't mention your family's story of the White Snake, it's not our family, isn't it? You said it was a string. Well calculated. I didn't say that. It's the kung fu of May Street blinking. Mid-Autumn Festival in August. It's August 15th. People all over the world are happy to eat mooncakes for the festival. Right. Your family has to have two festivals. How come there are two sections? It is not only the Mid-Autumn Festival reunion, but also your father's birthday, my father and my father and rabbit grandpa a day. Who? Hurry to say ah, coincidentally, oh, all the relatives of the family are coming, everyone sits together to celebrate the old man's birthday, the old man is happy. Oh this is this Ah August 15 Oh Oh I have a birthday ah. The donkey ear shouted over there, still a rabbit, still a folded ear rabbit, still a one. What's going on here? Isn't it donkey ears? Tickle tickle. It can't be so high. You don't have to. There is no such thing. No no no no no. The eldest children did not have none. Or the old man took out a carrot in his arms. The nursery rhymes are out. Love to eat turnips, love to eat vegetables, right? Ah no no, there is no radish at all. There is no such carrot. Ah this don't put it. How did it break so much? You can't make people live? , rabbits can't live without learning, can they? Look. Okay, okay, Daddy's happy, guys. You don't have to add that big body, okay? You know? Well, I didn't say that. Ah today's Mid-Autumn Festival, eating mooncakes means what kind of stuffing to eat? Why are you still holding the stuffing? Just this sentence shows that there is money. How? Customize to go. Oh sit alone. Find a big pastry company to produce a new set of molds or separate goods for our family alone. Stuffing and noodles, trouble according to our craftsmanship. It's hard. It is a symbol of status. Oh just say it. What kind of stuffing to eat? You bring the fish filling. Well, bring the fish. All right, that waist is good. You are natural. Oops you are wasabi ha. Okay, I'll do the noodles. Isn't that just white cake? What's that stuffing for? Have an identity? Orders earn 10,000 yuan a month, especially the box is more valuable. And our mooncake box, plastic, iron is finished, that's it. Whose wood is of the highest grade, and the small-leaf rosewood pays more attention to the rectangle. Hey one with a mooncake inside, so I don't know who ordered what filling when the lid was covered, what to do? How to distinguish it? Who ordered what stuffing? On that box hung a photograph. photo. On August 15, the whole family sat down, each holding a box. How sad this is, I've done it my god, don't cry. On August 15th, one of our family held an urn and ate mooncakes, which was too depressing, it was so identity, which was not made in this way. Later, the city of Beijing could not live, and the whole family immigrated to Fangshan in the United States, and Fangshan called the immigrants Fangshan County. That's a big deal. That's good to buy. Oh big piece of land to build a house is too elaborate house. All right. The fog on the far bridge is high. Recruit into the bridge, the wayao temple sentry. It's like a whole brick. Our family lives in a shell orphanage. The whole outfit is so big, but there will be a large piece of it in the future. Ah yes. At the door, there are four doors with horses, horses, and stakes. The road is north, the gate is wide open, there is a door on the top, and there is a cable lamp under the lamp. There is a suitable room, the management office, the communication office two doors, four green screens sprinkled with Venus, and the four buckets are written for foot health care. Who's talking about this who's talking about health care? Do you have a foot care article? What to write? Write Saizhuang Zhongzheng. Jaijo Zhongzheng. The back is solemn and neat. Enter the second door, square bricks all over the floor. Under Heyman's yard, the well circle is high on the canopy. Three inches six uh three inches six. What's wrong with our family? How high three feet six. High on the canopy. It is written that the thief star is high and the evil star is high. Xia Jingtian hung shrimp rice false curtain, winter Jing Tianzi mouth sealed the door, looked into the house, the road machine is a hole in the sky, inside is hung with a flash broken quilt, flash broken road. I'm all, right? What is this celebrity calligraphy? Tang Bohu's beauty, Li Yuanzhang's landscape, the fan face of the flowing mountain, the pair of the iron fort, the bamboo pine of Banqiao, a tiger character next to it, just as the Qianlong Royal Pen personally inscribed the same world, the same dream. Why the mess, can this be written by Qianlong? During the day, the family went to the flowers, and they all returned after dark. The neon flashes and the lights shine brightly. Hey there are many friends who visit the door, smiling and hongru, and there is no white Ding. There are also many sisters and sisters in their family, and they eat and float beautiful ones one by one. The guests who visit the door have a fast plaque written with good calligraphy hanging in the middle, four big characters, family joy, heaven and earth. There are still many people in the world who say that this topic is very interesting. We now look at the biggest problem in the world, that is, what is the core problem of this problem, that is, we have a problem now, that is, the core problem of this problem is to solve a problem. That is, what is the core problem of this problem? That is to say, we have a problem now, and now the problem is that we have a problem that we say.