Sudden "warmth"!
Just one bite, a bit on top!
Originally wanted to be scary, but the thought of this suddenly fell, Sadako was too humiliated
That's why I'm late for school, will the teacher believe it?
Funny snippet
1. There was a guy who often took the initiative to chat with me, and the sisters said that he liked me. He was very kind to me and often took me to dinner and movies. Yesterday, the boy asked me: Is Singles Day still a person today? Me: Not really. The guy is a little upset: Have you found a boyfriend? Me: No! Boy: No is not a person? Me: You asked me if I was alone on Singles' Day last year, and I was really only one person when I was working overtime, but this year's Singles' Day we were many working overtime together, and we were not alone at all! schoolboy:......
2. Today at noon the unit canteen to eat noodles, I put the noodles back to the office on the table and went to the bathroom to wash my hands. When I came back, I found that my noodles had been eaten by someone. I asked aloud: Who ate my noodles? There were several people in the office, and none of them answered. I went on to say: Maybe my son has come, and he never cleans the dishes after eating! After saying that, I began to search everyone's expression, and found that except for Xiao Liu's face, whose face was green, everyone else was smiling.
3. When I was in school, I really liked to go to bars and liked to stay in bars. After spending so long in the bar, I actually flipped over! That night, I saw a slightly chubby beauty and went over to talk to her. I said: Beauty is alone with you now, are you alone? Are you lonely? Beauty said: Not alone, someone to accompany. I was full of doubts, and I saw the woman pointing to her stomach and saying: In the belly, do you want to know each other?
4. The daughter-in-law went on a business trip with the boss, and my colleagues and I were in the bar. After a few glasses of wine, my colleague said: I was particularly skinny when I was in school, and I liked to scare the class flowers. I smiled and asked: Do you like banhua? Colleague: No, if I like Banhua, I will only hope that she is happy. I thought about it: you're right. Colleague: After the other girls knew my thoughts, they all came to confess to me. Me: Huh? Why? Colleague: No, the girls said they wanted me to like them because they needed to be safe!
5. It was almost twelve o'clock last night, and suddenly I saw my ex-girlfriend send me a message and asked "Is it here?" I hesitated for a long time, was she trying to get back to me? But she already had children, and it was impossible. He replied, "Here it is!" She said, "Excuse me until I help my son cast a vote," so I voted for her son's competitor.
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