In 2016, when I saw X-Men Apocalypse in a movie theater, I once lamented:
"This is the worst X-Men movie I've ever seen!"
Who knows that the cycle of fate is unpredictable, and after three years, a movie with a name like a tongue twister, under the banner of "the final chapter of the X-Men series", gave me a slap in the face.
Here, I would like to sincerely apologize to the Apocalypse, I know it is wrong!
This movie that makes me change my past is—
"X-Men Grey House" (crossed out)
"X-Men Flying Yellow" (crossed out)
Although it is very challenging to Putonghua, the three words "Dark Phoenix" are really powerful, as long as they are fans of the "X-Men series", they will never forget the classic scene:
In the fierce wind that swept through everything, Wolverine walked step by step to Qin Grey, who transformed into Dark Phoenix, and the energy flow continued to tear his skin apart, and he continued to repair with his super blood return function.
When he walked to the piano, he ended the storm with a gentle hug and a steel claw that pierced the heart of the piano.
This is called falling in love! Please learn Mary Sue dramas!
The power that makes Qin Grey run amok is the famous "Phoenix Power".
It is the life force and emotional force of the primitive universe, capable of destroying and reconstructing any part of the universe in an instant, and it is outrageously powerful.
In the Marvel Universe, fragments of this power have been possessed not only by Chin Grey, but also by many of her friends, including our bald-headed X professor.
And Qin Grey is the longest and most thorough possessed, and can almost treat her as a phoenix.
That being the case, the movie named after "Dark Phoenix" must be visible to the naked eye!
Rub your hands excitedly!
However, when everyone came out of the movie theater, it seemed that they had all been beaten by the power of the phoenix.
What's going on in the theater? Why are fans angry and have played a star? Is it a distortion of human nature or a moral degeneration?
Dating back to the 1990s, mutants maintained a micro-gui(tian) relationship with the government in order to survive, and were often transferred by the government to do dangerous things.
For example, if a government-launched rocket has an accident, the X-Men will drive a spaceship that is a hundred years ahead of technology and risk their lives to save astronauts. (But the blueprints of the spacecraft are not shared with the government.) ）
For example, Professor X often wears a suit to socialize with government officials, and even begins to be vain and conciliatory, and also sends his men to fight for the government, and seems to like to participate in politics.
But it seems that he simply forgot, as long as he uses his brain, the whole world will run after him.
Playing too much will definitely get rid of it, on this day, Qin almost died in space in order to rescue the astronauts who were disturbed by unknown energy bodies.
But the lump of energy seemed to sense something, and it flew towards her, turning her into a spokesperson for the fluttering advertisement.
Eating such a large lump of unknown energy, of course, everyone is very worried.
So Hank the Beast gave Chin a full body health check, and when they got the results, they had a conversation, which was probably like this:
Qin: How is my body?
Hank: All the other metrics are normal, but one directly exploded.
Qin: What does that mean? (Doctor, am I going to die?) Is it easy to cure? Can it be cured? ）
Hank: It means the instrument is going to be changed. You're okay, you're healthy.
……
I seriously suspect that the Dark Phoenix incident was a medical incident.
Sure enough, Tringle, who did not receive timely intervention, began to run wild, and when she learned that Professor X had deceived her, she offered to leave the place.
But everyone loves her so much that they can't leave her for every minute and every second, so Professor X comes to her with the team.
Qin said no less than three times, "I can't control how many I send!" ”。
But everyone just didn't believe it, they had to fight with her, only two rounds, the living force was lying down, and the light as a swallow's quick silver was even slapped out of the movie.
Professor X then stops Hank from shooting, saying that he will negotiate it.
So after the high-frequency warnings of the piano "let me be quiet" and "stay away from me", the magic woman still kept rubbing against the piano, and said "I am not afraid of you" in her mouth.
Finally, under the "don't be afraid of you" Dafa of the Demon Woman, qin successfully stormed away, and the Demon Woman proved one thing with her poignant death-
Who is the Demon Woman, she is the goddess of the Big Cousin X-Men!
In an instant, the men who loved her began a big discussion, and the topic of the discussion was—
"Kill my goddess, do I want to kill Lyn grey?"
So magneto and Hank's "killing squad" meets the "peace squad" led by Professor X, and launches a large group fight that affects countless onlookers.
By the way, most of the injured people were maimed by the Peace Squad.
At this time, a group of mysterious aliens appeared, where did they come from? What are the abilities? What are the weaknesses? What is the specific difference from humans?
The film doesn't say, the only thing that can be determined is —
However, in the face of the power of the stormy phoenix, all this is in vain, and after wave after wave of melee, Professor X successfully got the piano with a move of "standing in the center of the universe and calling for love".
In order not to affect her boyfriend, Qin ran to outer space and exploded into a gorgeous firework.
Some friends may have to ask, as an alpha-level mutant (the strongest level of mutants), why does Professor X only pour chicken soup the whole time, and mind control is useless?
Of course not! Professor X's role in this film is crucial, as he not only cultivated the Virgin Dafa, but also unlocked a new skill.
Just look at his instructions.
Instruction 1: "Believe in Qin, let her go on a mission!" ”
After one minute:
Instruction two: "Don't shoot, let the Demon Woman persuade Qin!" ”
After five minutes:
Instruction Three: "Qin, wake up quickly, and fight for love!" ”
Ten minutes later:
I believe you have guessed his new skill, that is—
Having said that, although the X-Men series of movies did not appear against the gods, since the first "X-Men" in 2000, the X-Men series has become a classic in people's hearts.
Even when encountering a work with such a serious routine as "Apocalypse", people still gave a rating of more than 7.5 points with affection.
Why? Because it carries people's memories for nearly two decades, and the memories are self-inflicted with emotions.
Because I like it, as long as the quality is passable, I will support it, but also because I like it, the damage caused by shoddy manufacturing will also be doubled.
The so-called success is also feelings, defeat is also feelings, the audience is not blind, only know that the film that sells CP and sells feelings is doomed not to be popular.
The reason why the X-Men series of movies is dazzling is not only the special effects and love, but also the exploration of racial issues hidden in the depths of the struggle.
Ordinary people and mutants, majority and minority, discrimination and anti-discrimination.
Mutants are obviously more capable of individuals than ordinary people, but they have become a party to discrimination and oppression, and they are almost forced to a dead end.
The X-Men, led by Professor X, and the Brotherhood, led by Magneto, correspond to two attitudes toward discrimination: violent resistance and non-violent non-cooperation.
Because of this, when Magneto lifted the bridge in the air, the figure was extremely untamed, like Sun Wukong who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace.
That's why Professor X's attitude of smiling lightly, neither bending his knees nor killing, is so heartbreaking.
In "Dark Phoenix", you can hardly see such a clash of ideas, all you can see is a runaway girl who is forced by the phoenix, using her hair and beautiful pupils again and again to amplify her own kind.
The soul of X-Men disappeared in the last film.
The most intolerable thing is that at the end of this film, in the case of no IQ offline, Magneto still chased to the café, forced a game of chess with Professor X, and forced to say the same lines as the old version of the plot.
For this kind of broad-space selling affection routine, I would like to say a word.
ps: This movie is still in theaters, if you haven't seen it yet......., then don't go to see it, just save you a movie ticket money ~~