Deep under the sea, sunlight has become the most luxurious thing, even if the fish do not have a long nose, they will worry about hitting the wall... Fortunately, there is a bright lamp that illuminates their way forward, and I am the lamp bearer.
When I was a child, I liked to listen to my grandfather tell me stories, and I also liked to ask my grandfather a lot of questions that others could not answer, because my grandfather was very knowledgeable.
"Grandpa, how big is the sea?"
Grandpa rolled his eyes. Turning to the behemoth overhead—my grandmother, grunting, bubbles bubbled up.
"That's a good question, good boy, how big is the sea?" I don't know, you think your grandmother's mouth is not big? ”
The bubble kept bubbling, and others might not be able to hear what Grandpa was saying, but I could hear every word very clearly. Grandma's eyes stared at us.
Should I say great, or not? Speaking of big, Grandma's mouth is really big, and one bite can swallow us, not enough for him to plug his teeth. It didn't seem like she could swallow all of this seawater.
"Great!" I blurted it out anyway.
"Why?"
"She can swallow our whole family, isn't it big?" I looked up at Grandma's big eyes, not to mention her mouth, her eyes were bigger than Grandpa's whole being—oh no, the whole fish.
"Oh yes~ good boy, the sea you asked, that is bigger than your grandmother's mouth, how much bigger?" Presumably, if you want to fill the sea with your grandmother's mouth, you have to fill the sky with as many stars! Grandpa said as he wagged his little tail excitedly.
I opened my mouth wide in surprise and asked:
"What are the stars?"
"Oh, silly child, stars, next time tell you about it, I have to go fishing with your grandmother."
The lantern is hanging high above the head, and the old man also likes to play the lute?
Fatty liver is bigger than white geese, and the devil is a toad!
In this small poem, I would like to summarize the major aliases of the trout. It includes aliases such as lantern fish, old man fish, angler fish, goose fish, manta fish, and toad fish. The "lantern" is the first spine describing the top of their heads, which evolved into a "lantern" that hangs down and glows in the deep sea. "Old man" refers to their skin that looks wrinkled and looks old. "Pipa" means that their shape is like the lute in the instrument, with a large and straight tail tip, and even a large section of the body. What about "geese"? Not to describe their appearance, but their inner body - the sturgeon liver is cooked like foie gras, and it is incredibly fat.
As for the "devil", it should be taken from the angle of the fish that mistakenly entered their blood basin mouth, the fish originally wanted to appreciate the flower lantern, where the flower lamp ran, it chased where it went, who could have predicted, a mistake will go astray, instantly buried in the belly of the fish? If nothing else, just because this "toad" likes to lie on the bottom of the sea, does not want to eat any swan meat, and waits here every day to eat shrimp meat and fish meat.
hehe! Because of this characteristics of adultery, laziness, gluttony, cunning and ugliness, the trout is rated as the first of the top ten ugliest fish in the deep sea.
People love to say, "You old bad old man is very bad!" But unfortunately, the sharp-toothed trouts we usually see are all "old wives", not old men, that is, female trout, which are dozens of times larger than males. Where are the male trouts? Lucky to stay under the belly of the female trout as a vampire with nothing to say, raised by the female squid for a lifetime, eating, drinking and sleeping, mating with happiness, all have a stable landing. Unfortunate? A lifetime of bare sticks, in a few years will be a life.
The fish fished by fishermen with mop nets will grow a few sarcomas under their stomachs, which is actually a male trout that sucks the female tightly and does not let go for a lifetime. Alas, it's no wonder that the skin of the female trout always looks so wrinkled. In other words, the female trout wrapped up the male trout is really a perfect interpretation of what is called "I will spend my whole life to provide for you".
However, no matter how adulterous, lazy, hungry, slippery, and ugly, it cannot escape the appetite of foodies. When they encounter a fierce big fish on the bottom of the sea, they can also hold the lantern and turn around and run, taking advantage of the blindness of the big fish's eyes and cannot adapt. They took a brisk pace and fled far away. But once they encounter the fishermen's mopping nets, they can't run if they want to, so they can only hold the lantern as a candle and pray sincerely:
"Don't meet japanese... Don't meet the Japanese..."
Japanese people are famous for their love of eating fish and for eating fish. Even the puffer fish, a fish that will kill you if you eat it with a slight mishandling, has top chefs who cook it into a top delicacy, making countless foodies flock to it and regard the puffer fish as the most delicious thing. In their minds, the trout is also a top delicacy that can compete with the puffer fish, known as "there is a puffer fish in the west and a catfish in the east".
Where is the trout delicious? Some people say that their liver has raced The French foie gras, some people say that their skin has raced the pig skin, and some people say that their meat has raced the lobster meat, tender but not chai, the price is close to the people, 10 yuan a pound, known as the lobster of the poor...
I think in its interesting soul, growing old is not terrible, the heart is old is terrible. However, carrying lanterns, just like the red sleeve beckoning in front of the door to "solicit customers", they are as enthusiastic as fire, less of the tacky of the Qinglou women, and add the fun of the water goblin!
Qing Shu, February 28, 2021.