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My name is Pony and it's a toilet.

Although a person cannot decide his own birth,

But if there is an option, I don't want to be a toilet.

I want to turn into a urinal.

My friend is a urinal, so his name is Achi.

I think Ah Chi has a lot of fun every day,

Because people like to shoot water guns at him,

Sometimes hit,

Sometimes it doesn't hit.

Ah Chi said that it felt like summer.

But as a toilet, I often feel a lot of pressure.

The people who came to me had 90 pounds, 120 pounds, and 200 pounds.

Each time, I feared that I would crack sadly.

However, I can't crack it.

If I crack it, they'll say, you toilet, it's really useless.

After all, people usually don't look for problems in themselves,

They are always used to putting the blame on others.

People are really strange animals, they only care about themselves.

Although everyone will say hello to each other when they meet.

But in fact, no one really cares whether you are doing well or not.

I'm different.

I care about everyone who on my head.

Care about whether he eats well or not.

After all, if they don't eat well,

I'm going to be sprayed in the face,

Or how to rush can not be washed off.

I'm a very clean person myself.

But people get along with each other, and in most cases it is difficult to be yourself.

So, I have to learn to compromise.

Zhang Xiaolan had diarrhea once and got on me five times in half an hour.

She didn't go up to anybody else, she just got on me,

Although a little tired and a little nauseous,

But it makes me feel important.

As she squirted, she suddenly cried.

I think she must be sad.

I also shed tears when I'm sad.

But they said I was just broken, just fix it.

They don't understand.

Sadness is the norm for people.

Sad is not good to repair, can only lift the pants to continue to move forward,

Then come back and keep crying.

So I said to myself, if I had the chance, I wanted to be her alone toilet.

Help her catch all the embarrassment in the world.

But the next day, she didn't come back.

I've heard people say she left.

Before she went out to meet customers with her boss, drank a lot of alcohol, and had acute gastroenteritis.

No one likes to get acute gastroenteritis,

So Zhang Xiaolan said that she didn't want to live that kind of life again.

I envy Zhang Xiaolan, she does not compromise with life.

Leave when you want to.

Unfortunately, I'm just a toilet.

I don't have a choice.

They say that the best way to forget a person is time.

I don't want to.

I will always remember Zhang Xiaolan,

I remember she came up to me five times in half an hour.

I should never get a chance to see Zhang Xiaolan again.

I don't know where she went.

I don't know if she'll fall in love with other toilets.

But it doesn't matter, people and people will always be separated.

Even if everyone doesn't care about her,

But somewhere in the world,

There is also a toilet that wishes her good health,

Good luck.

A tweet that I didn't dare to after reading