After Song Jiang became the lord of the Shuipo Liang Cottage, he wanted to recruit security, provoked the apricot yellow banner of "For the Heavenly Path", changed the façade, made a plaque of "Zhongyi Hall", and replaced it with "Juyi Hall". I hope that the imperial court can know these small actions, showing that it only opposes corrupt officials and officials, and is willing to serve the emperor.
But the emperor lao'er was a playboy, and all he cared about was eating, drinking, and having fun all day, coupled with the fact that the traitors blocked the virtuous road, that is, they did not report to the master. This can drive Song Jiang's bones crazy.
As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of no advantages, you are afraid of no shortcomings. In addition to his love of flowers, trees, bamboo stones, birds, animals, insects and fish, Juding calligraphy and painting, and immortal Taoism, Emperor Huizong of the Dynasty was also as good as fate, indulging in it, and could not extricate himself.
Through the intelligence collected, Song Jiang also learned that Emperor Huizong liked to fight "wild food". Although the harem is "three thousand pink daisy, eight hundred smoke petite", but even the most delicious food will be boring.
As everyone knows, Huizong is a talented man. Once, he wrote on the tuan fan with a pen that "the choice of rice is not liked to eat, and the imperial kitchen is empty of eight precious plates", and asked a university scholar to continue the next sentence. The people around the emperor have a set of thoughts, the leader wants to fart, he knows a few rings in advance, and he continues the sentence "The taste of the world has tasted it all, only Jiang Mei is allowed to be a little sour", yangmei will of course solve the grease of the eight treasures of the imperial kitchen. The emperor's human female color "a little sour" is the Famous Manjing Master's Qinglou Singer Li Shishi.
Song Jiang himself has the characteristics of "thick skin and invisible, black and colorless heart", and is well versed in the thick black learning way of "a thousand blows are better than a pillow blow", and he feels that the opportunity has come. He wanted to make the "beautiful man plan" approach Master Li, and then through Master Li to blow the wind in the emperor's ears, pass on the message that Liangshan would submit to the imperial court, and realize his personal wolf ambitions.
Although Li Shishi is a Woman of Qinglou, she can have an elegant temperament, know the rhythm of music and calligraphy, like poignant and cool poetry, love to sing songs with grievances, and her reputation is far away in Kaifeng City. Even when the emperor, who had read countless people, saw this "cold beauty" for the first time, he was fascinated and felt that he had lived a life in vain.
Therefore, who can get close to Master Li? It took Song Jiang a lot of brains. Playing with women, Wang Ying has a set, but looks ugly, no temperament, no culture, definitely not. Wu Song was handsome and heroic, and even Pan Jinlian had been infatuated. Ke Wusong fiddled with the gun and stick out of his mind, but the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting were laymen, and Master Li might not be able to get into the eyes of the law.
Pick and choose, it is Yan Qing. Who is Yan Qing? The original text of the book reads: more than six feet tall, twenty-four or five years old, three teeth to cover the mouth and thin hair, very thin waist and wide shoulders. Wear a papaya heart top scarf, wear a silver silk tulle collar white shirt, tie a spider red thread to press the waist, and wear a pair of earth yellow leather oil clip boots. A pair of golden rings of beasts at the back of the head, a xiangluo handkerchief for the guardian, a celebrity fan with oblique insertion around the waist, and a four-season flower on the sideburns. In order to see that he was dressed in snow and like white flesh, Lu Junyi called a master craftsman, and he stabbed this body with flower embroidery, but it looked like a jade pavilion pillar covered with soft green. Not a good flower embroidery, but also blowing, playing, singing, dancing, tearing down the white word, the top of the real continuum, nothing can not, nothing will not. More than a skill, no one compares: holding a crossbow, using only three short arrows, falling from the outskirts, not empty, arrows to things falling...
The official must have understood: although Yan Qing is not tall, he looks quite energetic, he is both literate and martial, a talented person, strong in martial arts, able to play and sing, smart and clever, and knows everything. Such a character happens to be the same as Master Li's interest in talking about the scriptures and the Tao, and the art garden is specialized in like-mindedness, and matches each other in the wind and moon field.
Therefore, Song Jiang took Yan Qing to Tokyo in the name of viewing the lanterns, but in fact he met with Master Li to complete a major political mission. It is not so easy for a stranger to see the first beauty of the Song Dynasty for no reason, but it is difficult for Yan Qing. He came to the door of Master Li and lied that he knew Mother Li. Mother Li ushers in the send-off every day, the surname Zhang is more, where to remember Qing? However, looking at Yan Qing's well-behaved appearance, he suddenly cried out, "Aren't you a little Zhang Xian under the Taiping Bridge?" Where did you go? Many times do not come? ”
Yan Qing also told Mother Li that she was serving a guest from Shandong, the first famous rich man in Yannan Hebei, who had come to enjoy the Lantern Festival, do business, and have a thousand taels of gold and silver to send to the house. The condition is to ask to see Master Li's side, only to drink at the same table and be satisfied.
Mother Li understood that this boy wanted to introduce a grandfather, and only asked the little girl to sit and chat with her, accompany her to eat and drink, and not play with her. Also send a thousand taels of gold and silver, can not move? So he asked Master Li to come out and meet With Yan Qing.
Yan Qing's speech and demeanor, in front of the first beauty of the Great Song Dynasty, had a very high impression. Otherwise, he couldn't let Yan Qing call Song Jiang very happily. Song Jiang saw Master Li and sent a gift, which was almost as close as the emperor arrived. Song Jiang had no choice but to leave.
After a few days, still Yan Qing opened the way, led Song Jiang to meet with Li Shishi, and after pulling the gourd in the east and pulling the scoop in the west, Song Jiang wrote a poem into a Lefu poem: "Heaven south and north, ask where Qiankun is, can tolerate crazy guests?" Borrow Shandong Yanshui Village to buy Fengcheng spring colors. Cui sleeves around the incense, silk cage snow, a smile of a thousand gold value. Immortal posture, how does Bo Xing get rid of it? Think of the reed leaf beachhead, the indigo flower ting, the hao moon sky condensed blue. Six or six geese rowed eight or nine, just waiting for the news of the golden rooster. Righteousness encompasses the heavens, loyal liver covers the ground, and no one knows the whole world. Away from the sorrow of thousands of kinds, drunken land overnight head white. He read it over and over again, but he didn't know what he meant.
Song Jiang just waited for him to ask him about his preparations, but he told him what he was doing. Unexpectedly, Li Kui thought that Song Jiang was hiding from himself to visit the kiln, and he held his stomach, plus Yang Taiwei asked, "Who are you?" Dare to be here? "He went on fire, smashed the house, burned the house, and destroyed the bridge that was hard to build."
Later, Yan Qing came to Tokyo again to meet Master Li. Master Li first took out the pipe of phoenix and blew a song, and handed it over to Yanqing to also play a song. Master Li listened and applauded. Master Li took Ruan Lai and plucked a small song. After Yan Qing listened, in order to please Master Li, he immediately opened his throat and sang, with a clear and beautiful voice and a true word. Sing and worship. Master Li held the Cup of Qing, personally sang with Yan Qing back to the wine, and let out some enchanting sounds in his mouth.
After a few cups, Master Li smiled and said, "I heard that my brother is good at tattooing, and I would like to ask for a look, how?" Yan Qing smiled, The little man is a, although there are some flower embroideries, how dare he wear a naked body in front of his wife? Master Li said, "Sons of the Jinti Society, go there and ask for the naked body!" "Three times and five times, I will definitely look at it." Yan Qing had to disarm, and Master Li looked at it and was very happy, so he put his sharp jade hand and touched him. In order to get rid of her entanglement, Yan Qing married her as a brother and sister and lived in her home.
When Emperor Huizong of Song came to see Master Li, Yan Qing was able to meet Emperor Huizong under the introduction of Master Li, and was appreciated by Emperor Huizong by blowing flutes, plucking ruan, and singing songs. He pretended to have been kidnapped by Liangshan for three years and asked the emperor to pardon him. Emperor Huizong of Song then granted a pardon and asked Liangshan for details. Yan Qing took the opportunity to inform Emperor Huizong of Tong Guan and Gao Li's conquest of the defeat of the army, and said that Song Jiang "looked forward to recruiting peace early and was willing to contribute to the country." In the end, Emperor Huizong of Song issued an edict to Zhao'an and ordered Yuanjing to go to Liangshan to proclaim the edict.
Some people may ask, does Master Li really like Yan Qing? Yes and no.
Yes, it is because although Master Li is a Qinglou Singer, he has countless readers and a high vision. Yan Qing is not tall, looks like a cream boy, but he has learned sumo wrestling with Lu Junyi, which is quite powerful. Optimus Prime Renyuan wrestled in Tai'an Prefecture, and did not encounter an opponent for two years, Yan Qing threw Ren Yuan in the ring with the skill of "pigeon spinning". However, Song Jiang wanted to promote Zhao'an through Gao Li and set up a banquet to entertain. After Gao Li got drunk, he spoke wildly and boasted that sumo wrestling was not right. Lu Junyi then let Yan Qing fight with Gao Li. Yan Qing performed the "Shou Shou Bao" stunt and flipped Gao Li to the ground as soon as he fell.
From this point of view, Yan Qing is still a tough muscle man, plus full of embroidery, people love it. Although Yan Qing was an orphan, she was a servant. However, in Lu Junyi, a large family, he was full of literary and artistic styles, pleasing beautiful women, and winning hearts. Yan Qing and Master Li, talented and beautiful, love each other and are righteous.
It is not because "bitches are ruthless and dramatized", Li Shishi is after all a wind and dust prostitute, a watery Yanghua person, who has seen Yan Qing's cousin, but has the heart to look at him. Even if Yan Qing half pushed and half became that thing, Master Li was only temporarily aroused, trying to be happy, and may not be true love to become a confidant in the future.
Moreover, Master Li especially likes literary and artistic youth, and there is also a hobby, that is, men who have slept with him must leave poetry and ink. Although Yan Qing was very literate, compared with Qin Guan and Zhou Bangyan, the great literati who were really good to Master Li, Yan Qing was just a little bit of a cripple. Master Li teased Yan Qing, but he was just a scene, and he was happy for a while.
Some people also praised Yan Qing for sitting in front of Master Li, who was full of color and art and looked like a heavenly immortal, and was a true gentleman with an upright heart. This can also be said, yes and no.
Yes, it is because after Master Li saw Yan Qing, he talked about fengyue, talked about the wind and moon several times, and also watched his tattoos, if he changed into a short-footed tiger Wang Ying, or The Double Bridge General Dong Ping, he would have been unable to hold back. But Yan Qing was still unmoved, but asked, "How much guigeng is niangzi this year?" Master Li replied, "There are seven divisions in twenty this year." Yan Qing said, "The villain is twenty-five this year, but he is two years younger." Since the mother is wrongly in love, she is willing to worship as a sister! Yan Qing then got up, pushed the Golden Mountain, poured the jade pillar, and prayed for eight times. These eight prayers are to worship the woman with a little evil heart, and also to worship her own concentration.
Saying that it is not, it is because Yan Qing sought out Master Li, the purpose is not to seduce his sister, but to recruit a grand plan. If he cheats and breaks a big thing, not only will the brothers laugh, Song Jiang will not spare him.
More importantly, Master Li is the woman of the current emperor, lying on the side of the bed, will he allow others to snore? The emperor once treated Li Shishi's old friend Zhou Bangyan with great affection and dismissed him from his post and sent him out of the capital; the martial arts officer Wailang Jia Yi had a deep friendship with Li Shishi and wrote a satirical poem satirizing the emperor. When Emperor Huizong of Song heard this, he was furious and almost killed him, and finally demoted to Qiongzhou to join the army.
How could Yan Qing not know this? It is better to say that Yan Qing is pure and noble, but it is better to say that in order to keep herself away from the scourge of lust, she does not dare to act rashly.
However, because Yan Qing and Master Li's relationship was inseparable, it achieved Yan Qing's first heroic name. There is a poem of "Seven Laws": Yan Qing's heart is as strong as iron, but her appearance is abnormal. In the flower willow song, there is a prostitute, and the king meets in the depths of the cave. Only because of the surname inscription gold list, the emperor's grace was demoted to the jade chapter. Holding the Imperial Book, the hero became loyal from then on. (Image from the Internet)