Today is the darkest moment of my life!!! [Crying]
November 1, 2021, at about 12:00 noon. See a newly opened snail powder snack bar in the county snack street! In our small northern towns, this thing is still a new thing, and most people have only seen it online, not eaten it. But because of the spread of the internet, it is already a big name. In my mind, snail powder = stinky tofu, smells bad, tastes good.
In fact, I am very dismissive of the smell of snail powder, dark cuisine, who has not eaten, durian, stinky tofu, hairy eggs, edamame tofu, live beads, bad fish, stinky shrimp, there is no strange smell that we can't stop. As for such exaggeration? Impatient with curiosity, I walked into the store. My life was over at that moment.
As soon as I entered the door, a foul smell came over me. It smells just like the open-air toilets of the past, making me feel as if I have suddenly returned to 20 years ago. I forced my stomach to endure the stomach discomfort, feeling that as soon as I relaxed, I would vomit out, and I reluctantly squeezed out a bleak smile to the boss, and my speech was a bit incoherent: Boss, what do you have to eat? The owner said: there is screw powder! Then she looked at me with an almost pleading look, as if to say, eat something at me, please. I had a soft heart and asked for a raw snail powder. Fifteen dollars. The price is really expensive, and the large bowl of rice noodles on our side is generally around 6 to 9 yuan. The price is very discouraged.
Anyway, there are no other customers in the store, casually find a seat to sit down, at that moment, time seems to be static, the degree of seconds like a year, waiting for a minute, really can't stand the stench floating in the air, want to grab the door out, but the money has been paid, the boss's eyes also make me can't be bothered. I asked for another bottle of Coke, thinking of using Coke to suppress the nausea. What followed was a long wait, and when I was about to collapse, finally, the snail powder came up. Oh, it's just rice noodles, weird rice noodles. Toilet rice noodles!!!!! Snail powder turned out to be rice noodles.
I suppressed the nausea, suppressed my inner urge to run, ate a bite, [spit] [spit] [spit] [spit] [spit] [spit], I am extremely sure that there must be stool in the snail powder, no one said it was useless, the net content of stool was at least 30 percent [wear a mask].
I calmed down, slowed my breathing, secretly transported the internal force, and barely ate a few bites, the snail powder was simply a trinity all-round biochemical weapon. It's like, like, in a pit, eating. The nose smells, the mouth eats, the mind thinks, it's all.
At this time, two more beautiful women came, presumably driven by curiosity, slightly covering their noses with their hands, full of dignity, and asking for two pieces of snail powder. At the beginning, I said dine-in, but I may not be able to stand it, so I changed it to packaging.
Then the two beauties looked at me eating there, maybe they also had the picture of eating poop in their hearts [tears], I drank a Coke, the carbon dioxide top hit a burp, a foul smell, from the stomach down the esophagus to the throat eye, the taste of the pit went straight to the Tianling cover, I really couldn't help it, grabbed a trash can and spit up [spit] [spit]! The two beauties also broke through the defense in an instant, covered their mouths and ran out. I looked apologetically at the helpless boss, said sorry, and ran away.
When I got home, my wife looked around me round and round, and then she looked at me with a different kind of look, some puzzled, some pity, some mockery, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, and the smile was very obscene. I said what's wrong? She said: Are you pulling up your pants, smelly, hurry up and wash it. Vomit, [spit] there's a picture in my head again.
Now 7 hours have passed, the clothes have been washed, the bath has been washed, but from the living room to the bedroom, the smell of the dung pit is everywhere, and the daughter-in-law can't stand it anymore and takes the child back to her mother's house for the night. I wanted to drive them, but I was flatly refused.
How can there be such a thing as snail powder in the world,。。 Vomiting, and feeling [spit] [spit] [spit] [spit] [spit] [spit]
I wanted to call the police.