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When I first played the glory of the king, I was scolded as a dog because of the bad technology, but fortunately, later there was a big god to take me to play with, I humbly asked for advice, learned a lot of experience, and now I am finally very different from before, others can't scold me.
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Nanqiao Gangcha drunk driving, I just finished drinking out, I already knew not to take this road, closer and closer to the traffic police, the heart suddenly jumped, the palms of my hands were full of sweat, I wanted to escape, but the front was all police, I couldn't run, it was my turn, I trembled and opened my mouth, blew a breath at the wine detector, the machine screamed madly, finished, thinking that this time I couldn't hide... The police yelled and walked along to make a fuss!! Damn it! Drank too much and forgot to drive
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When I was in high school, the math teacher's head shape was Mediterranean, once in math class, the class teacher said small actions in the class: Don't scratch your head and scratch your baldness, for a moment the class was silent, the math teacher and the class teacher looked at each other affectionately, that scene, I still remember
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Di Renjie looked at his wife in his arms and said: This world is not benevolent, why do I have the word benevolence in my name? I'm not reconciled! The wife looked at him and said, "What the hell are you trying to say?" Di Renjie looked into his wife's eyes and said softly: If I were Di Jie, would you love me?
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When I used to go to school in Guangdong, I was always bullied by a rotten boy. Rotten boy's family is to open a factory and collect rent, and my parents are only working on the assembly line, and finally one day, I was bullied by him and couldn't stand it, pointing at him and yelling: "You wait, in the future I will definitely find you to settle the account." "Since then, I have worked hard to study and became the only person in my class to be admitted to 985.
Ten years later, the Emperor did not pay off his promise, and now I am working as an accountant in his factory.