Early in the morning, I received a call from my female classmate R, saying that she was getting married and inviting her old classmates to get together. I was going to say, so soon to try marriage? Everyone who is a first-time marriage has to try for three or five years, why are you anxious? But after all, R is a second degree, it is not easy, so the words to the lips changed to: good, then congratulations.
At noon, dozens of male and female students came to the hotel holding flowers and carrying gifts, the bride and groom were full of happiness, and everyone took their places, drinking and chatting. Some classmates joked, R, people say that now women are fashionable to change husbands and lovers, you are really fashionable, so quickly keep up with the rhythm of the times. It seems that in my life, except for changing a few clothes or something, I will not think about changing again, sad.
R said, everyone's requirements are different, I like to be obedient to me men, slave men, even if other aspects are not satisfactory, it does not matter. And you, satisfied with the physiology and also satisfied the psychology, satisfied with the material and also satisfied with the spirit, too greedy, so it is difficult to start Oh.
Everyone laughed. R's new husband has no sense of unhappiness at all, and has been smiling and toasting tea and pouring wine, and it seems that he has been tuned home.
Looking at R's contented look, it felt that this man should be her wishful thinking. Anyway, after all, R is also a pioneer among her classmates, and this precedent is relatively successful, and everyone raises a glass to wish her a good husband.
R is very interested, full of red light, radiant, she seems to intentionally or unintentionally remind all the female students present: dear students, I have now figured it out, women, well, it is better to do a good job than to marry well, to find a good husband is the greatest happiness of women.
The female students all echoed and competed for emotion.
Some boys said, you women, you just can't pick, regret it, don't you? Look at these men in this room, who is not excellent, but when you were in school, who of you looked at us squarely? As the saying goes, fat water does not flow into the fields of outsiders, but you still let the fat water flow away in vain, and now, we are all good husbands of other women.
Some girls said, no, my husband is fine, I am at ease all day, wandering around, he guards the shop during the day and works hard, and obediently delivers the money to me at night.
The boy laughed and said, "Well, guard your good husband, your temper, only if your husband can bear it, we don't want to fight with him."
A classmate asked, little demon, you are both doing a good job and marrying well, it seems that we have no hope in this life.
I said, yes, who can tell if they are married well or well? All of you here, what you married, what you married, is the love of your life or the most suitable?
Everyone did not think so, I continued to speak, I do not like and do not want men to be my slaves, I imagine that men should be tall, healthy, deep, responsible, can make me admire, worship, admire, can be conquered by me, but also can conquer me.
It's a pity that you haven't met such a man, or haven't appeared yet. A boy blurted out.
But, this kind of man must have! I said without hesitation, you think, the world, so many men and women, if there is really God, he will such as education, occupation, income and other hardware and such as appearance, personality, cultivation and other software into scores, and then according to the optimization of the combination of the program will divide all men and women into ABCD category, A man with B woman, B man with C woman ... And so on, re-matching, so that they can have the opportunity to know, fall in love, and love each other, which will definitely create a lot of perfect marriages. You say, in this way, will your original marriages, which were derived from the environment and the region, still exist? Is your wife, your husband, or the one you are now?
Everyone looked at each other. I laughed and said, your wife may be in Jinan, your husband may be in Shanghai, his woman may be in Beijing, and my wife may be on the other side of the ocean.
I am inspired, you don't know it yet, let's say now, your husband in the middle of the twilight, according to the optimization combination is taking other women's children to play games, your wife is silently snuggling in the arms of other men, and the crystallization of your love, but because of the lack of collision and effective combination, is still in an ancient state of confusion. You have no chance to meet, you have no chance to meet, you have no chance to communicate. It is possible that the breath he exhales passes through eight thousand miles and clouds, and then slides over your cheeks, warm and moist, and you do not know it, and let it pass in vain.
A boy said, little demon, don't be too suspenseful, thank you to think, according to what you said, our marriage is misplaced?
I said, of course, don't say I don't know, it scares you, so I now announce that I am going to find the other half of your marriage.
Wow...... Everyone scattered.