The story of an expedition of the "Bugs" family

Mites, a race second only to insects, are quite large in species and numbers, and there are more than 50,000 species found at present, and the number is even more incalculable. Scabies mites, a branch of the mite family, have a close relationship with them, and like the ancient warriors, they have opened up territory, spread among a large number of people, and followed humans.

Emergency meetings

In this KTV "Matsy" is the grandfather of this scabies mite family and the king here. That night Metsy gathered several of his children, who were also important courtiers of the royal family, and held an emergency meeting.

Wang said: "Dear children, my dear people, our opportunity has come, we are going to leave this KTV for an expedition and take the wider world outside." ”

The boss asked curiously, "What's wrong, aren't we here in a good place?" Why did the Father think this? ”

Wang said: "The environment here is so bad, chaotic and fried, the princesses are coated with thick powder, and there is a strong smell of perfume, I am almost out of breath." Today came a middle-aged man with a fat head and big ears, who hugged before and after, looking like a character. He ordered Princess Qianqian to sing with him, I was on the princess at the time, I saw clearly, he seemed to like the princess, and also asked for a phone number, it is estimated that the next step he will also ask the princess, we can take the opportunity to transfer to him. ”

The second brother said, "Yeah, it's not good here, the princesses take a bath every day, and every time our brothers are washed down by the water and sacrificed, our team has not been able to grow." ”

The third elder said, "I would rather stay here, the princesses are all young girls, with fine skin and tender flesh, their skin is easy to drill into, and the blood is particularly delicious." I really don't want to go. ”

The fourth elder said: "It is still better to go out, maybe the outside world is better?" More conducive to our reproduction and growth! ”

The king said, "This is so fixed, those who are willing to go out on an expedition, find some strong warriors, these two days will be transferred to Princess Qianqian's body, follow me." Unwilling to go and some old, weak, sick and disabled, continue to stay here and hold on. ”

All the ministers promised to retire.

Great opportunity

Sure enough, on the third day, the middle-aged man called Princess Qianqian. Meet in Room 911 of the Fury Royal Hotel. The scabies mite family was also excited to the extreme, and hid them in Princess Qianqian's armpits, breasts, waist, inner thighs, and private parts, ready to land in time. Qianqian took a special car sent by a middle-aged man and arrived at the hotel. As soon as he entered the door of the room, the middle-aged man pounced on the princess in a hurry. When they were lingering, the scabies family landed on middle-aged people, but some unfortunately fell on the bed sheets of the hotel, and some of them stayed on Qianqian's body because of their slow movements. When it landed on the middle-aged man, it accounted for one-third of the entire scabies mite army.

Celebration feast

Maitsi said: "Thank you, we have a new territory, middle-aged people's flesh is very fat, the skin is loose, every day sea cucumber abalone, blood must be very delicious." Let's start partying! Eat as much as you want, and drink as much as you want. But the most important thing is that after eating and drinking enough, we must breed our offspring as soon as possible, and we have lost a lot on this expedition! ”

The boss said, "The father is really wise, the environment here is really good, the family is magnificent, and there is a beautiful wife, and a few children." When our army is sufficient, we can also spread to school through children, and our empire will grow bigger and bigger! ”

Matsy: "Haha, haha, the boss is worthy of my heir!"

Elder two: "I'm going to take someone into the middle-aged man's finger slit and make him blister a few times." ”

Old Man Three: "I don't like men, it's sour and smelly, I take my people to his crotch to breed, let my female soldiers drill under his egg skin to lay eggs, and give him a few big bumps!" Then wait for the opportunity to transfer to his beautiful wife or other beautiful women! ”

Elder Four: Then I will crawl with my subordinates! After breeding, we will settle down on the sheets, and maybe the child will sleep in his father's bed and we will go with him!

Matsy: "Well, everyone is saying very well, everything that is conducive to our territorial expansion, you can do it as much as you want!" ”

Restlessness in silence

For half a month, there has been nothing wrong with each other, but the middle-aged people are getting more and more itchy, especially at night, and the itching is unbearable, and the hands are scratching non-stop. Finally one night, itchy and unable to sleep, he touched the bed of the beautiful wife..., this Coke broke the old third and his people, after hastily arranged, some of the worms from the man's egg to the beautiful wife's secret part. It's all unconscious. The scabies troops on the men, after a short correction, also surged in number, reaching a million. One day at noon, the boy took a nap in the man's bed, and some worms had already climbed up the boy's body and multiplied there, all without a sound. Their territory was smoothly extended to the school.

He knows it from afar

More than a month later, the second and third elders suddenly met in a strange young man. Each other is both shocked and emotional.

The third elder asked in surprise, "Second brother, how did you come here?" ”

The second elder sighed and said, "Don't mention it, didn't I get to the middle-aged man's finger slit?" Who knew that this man actually had a leg with his beautiful secretary, and one day at noon, they were groping and pestering in the office, and they did not do what they should not do. I'm not going to go to the secretary. Now this man is the secretary's boyfriend, and it is also in their entanglement that I have come to him again. That's it, tell me what's going on with you? ”

The third elder said: "That night, didn't I go to the beautiful wife in the conjugal life of a middle-aged man?" I didn't expect that this man was a salesman selling insurance, this rich woman was his customer, the rich woman liked him very much, this is not to sign a big bill, the insurance officer can only make a promise, so I went to this insurance officer again. This is not where we met anymore. ”

The second elder said: "Hey, society, intricate, it's really not something that we worms can see through!" However, I found that the insurance officer also had an old father, a migrant worker, who sometimes came to stay overnight. We can march towards the group of migrant workers, who live in groups, who are easier to spread, who rarely bathe and change clothes, and who are more conducive to our reproduction. ”

The brothers hit it off and agreed. After two weeks, I successfully entered the camp of migrant workers!

More New Worlds

It is said that the fourth elder and his subordinates landed on his children through the beds of middle-aged people, the children went to school, and the classmates often played games, held hands, hugged, etc., and then infected other classmates, classmates infected classmates, classmates brought the scabies family into their own families, and then one new story after another happened...

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