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A girl who has a crush on the same line for a long time has not had the courage to confess that it is Valentine's Day, and I want to take this opportunity to show my heart to her. That night after the self-study, I waited for her at the door of their class, saw her so nervous, all the words I thought of were forgotten, I didn't know what to say, I had to say a word, I will send you back. She said: No, I'll wait for my boyfriend. I was confused, and then I said, "Then I'll send you two back."
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Today, the car lock could not be opened, so I crouched down to study, and the brothers who did not know each other came to him with a frightened face and asked: What is it? I smiled awkwardly: the lock was broken. When he heard it, he watched me tinker without a word. Brother scolded in his heart: If you don't help, don't you care, watch from the side? The beads of gohan who looked at it all came down. After five minutes, he said: Can't drive? I bought this lock for thirty bucks! Goku suddenly froze... Turns out it wasn't my car!
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Because the cousin contacted the former, the cousin ignored him for two days. Today, the cousin took the cousin shopping with the cousin to buy a lot of things, and he never said anything about his girlfriend in advance, and the tension was eased. Back at home, my cousin began to feel sorry for money again, so my cousin comforted and said: It's okay, there is money ren... The cousin did not finish speaking, the cousin punched over: You still dare to mention that there is an ex...
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My son was in the first grade of elementary school, and when he came back from school, he looked unhappy, and I asked him: What's wrong? Was he bullied by his classmates?
Him: I'm out of love.
Me: How? People girls can't look at you?
Him: No, she said she was busy giving us homework every day and didn't have time for love.
I:...
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An old lady is illiterate, but loves to listen to the radio, and the weather forecast must be heard every day. One day at dinner, I asked my family, "I have a question I want to ask, do you know where the local area is?" It rained almost every day there. ”
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After graduation, I have been working in the field, because it is a little cold, I want my mother to send me a down jacket! But my mother did not let me buy a new one, I told my mother: "That down jacket is my favorite, it is more comfortable to wear..." Just like that, my mother sent me a down jacket! But the down jacket pocket has a few thousand dollars in it! I immediately called and asked my mother what was going on? The old mother said calmly: "I know that you have no money, my mother pays for it, you buy a new one!" ”