Sharing a room with a domineering beauty, about thirty-six articles, but the inevitable embarrassment appeared

Many people live in the city, and when we don't have our own house, we have to live in the city, so it is inevitable to rent.

However, renting a house, but also consider their own economic ability, want to rent alone, then their own pockets are thick.

In order to alleviate the economic pressure, we also consider sharing a lot of times. What follows is the story of me sharing a room with a beautiful woman.

In 2014, I was sent by the company to Chengdu, Sichuan Province, to carry out business, which is considered to be a foreign assignment, in the Xindu District of Chengdu, I am ready to find a place where I can sleep.

Originally wanted to find a guest house, long-term private room, but calculated the account, or very expensive, calculated down a month, more than a thousand.

This is not very cost-effective, so I found an agent, my request is very simple, I am basically not in the room during the day, after all, to carry out business, then you must run out.

Come back at night to sleep, the general life will not be too troublesome, the requirement is that the environment is similar, the price is cheap, or can be shared.

The agency was fast, and it could be said that after I said the request, she began to rummage through the information, not to mention that she did not get it in a while.

According to the agent, the house she rented was still rented from their agent, and now she wants to find a shared house to alleviate the financial pressure.

To be honest, the rent in Chengdu's new urban area is not expensive, that is, more than eight hundred a month, two bedrooms, one living room, one bathroom and one kitchen structure.

If I share a house, I need to bear half of the rent, and half of the cost of the utility property, the agent introduced. I thought to myself, almost a month is less than five hundred yuan.

Much cheaper than chartered guest houses.

So the agent contacted the other party, at first I did not care, nor did I expect that the person sharing the apartment was a beautiful woman.

After the other party learned that I was a man, she hesitated, but the intermediary's mouth was still very strong, and finally she chose to agree.

The agent took me to see the house, the neighborhood where the house is located, very close to the agent. That's about two hundred meters.

After knocking on the door, the other party opened the door, and I looked around under the guidance of the agent, mainly the empty room, and the kitchen bathroom, and the living room.

But the girl still looked at me very warily, and the agent kept introducing, and I was satisfied.

At this time, it depends on the girl agreeing or disagreeing, it doesn't matter to me, but for the girl, there is indeed some danger.

Maybe I looked more honest, and after I said the nature of my work, the other party agreed to come down.

However, after I paid the money, it was mainly to give the agent two hundred yuan for the agency, and to give the girl more than one thousand of the three months' rent.

Including the signing of the contract between the two parties, I then went to the supermarket to buy futons and other daily necessities.

When I returned sweating profusely, before I could put my things down, I saw her sitting in the living room, crossed jiro's legs.

After looking at me, he said to me, "What's your name?" ”

"Huh! Beauty, you tell me to find it. I smiled and said.

"Well, Zhao, since we are sharing a house, you know that there is a difference between men and women!"

"That's for sure!"

"We're going to make a covenant."

"What a covenant." I asked with some puzzlement, while looking at the beautiful woman.

"So be it! You put things down first, let's discuss it, after all, there is a difference between men and women, and I am the weaker side. There is a contract to bind it. ”

I was stunned after listening to it, but then I understood that the girl still had the idea of protecting herself. Anyway, I agreed.

Besides, signing a contract, I don't have anything to lose. After I put it down, I subconsciously felt for a cigarette and smoked it.

When I spat out my eye circles and walked step by step toward the living room, I saw her like a cunning rabbit, whizzing and strung to my side.

The cigarette that was in my mouth in an instant had reached her hand, and she said to me viciously, "Smoking is not allowed here, and you can't smoke in your room." ”

"Why can't my room. I signed the lease contract. ”

"Ahem! You take a good look at the lease contract. I have the right to throw you out. ”

No way! I was a little stunned, to be honest, when signing the lease contract, I didn't look at it carefully at all, felt that the price was cheap, and signed it directly.

I quickly ran back to my room, opened it to see the lease contract, and directly changed the end of this standard contract.

Between the two parties of the opposite sex, the female protection, and the female Zhang Yanran, when she feels violated, has the right to drive Party B Zhao out of the shared house.

After the parties sign the intermediary contract, Party A proposes a shared lease treaty to bind Party B, and after the treaty is drafted.

Both parties go to the intermediary, sign a contract to jointly safeguard the treaty, and form an annex with legal effect. The annex is an additional clause in the house sharing contract.

If Party B does not agree and breaks the contract, Party A will only refund 50% of Party B's rent.

The housing rental company will not refund the rental fee of Party B.

Both parties are requested to form an annex as soon as possible, in triplicate, and one copy for each intermediary, party A and B.

When I finished reading it, I was confused, and countless birds flew in my mind. Washed away my inadequate brain.

And I signed the pledge, and the bright red handprint. It makes me feel particularly glaring.

Helplessly sitting in front of Zhang Yanran, the two of us began to draw up an unequal treaty for me. Otherwise, I would lose a lot by breaking the contract.

First, smoking in the bedroom, living room, kitchen and bathroom is not allowed.

Second, it is not allowed to come back in the middle of the night, affecting the quality of beauty sleep.

Third, the large one cannot go to the toilet for more than ten minutes, and the small one cannot exceed three minutes. (The reason is that Party B will reverie about Party A, such as Party A's clothes and pants.) I'm particularly depressed about this one.

Fourth, it is not allowed to make noise at home.

Fifth, it is not allowed to bring fox friends to rent a house.

Sixth, it is not allowed to bring the opposite sex to the rental house.

Article 7 Party B is not allowed to enter Party A's bedroom.

Article 8 Party B is not allowed to reverie and other dirty ideas about Party A.

Article 9, Party B's girlfriend comes, and it is not allowed to appear inappropriate for children.

Article 10, Party A brings her boyfriend, and Party B recuses. Or rent out a hotel.

Article 11, the home is kept clean and hygienic, and Party B needs to clean the living room every day.

Article 12 When Party B uses the bathroom to take a bath, it shall apply to Party A.

Article 13 Party B shall pay the property fee and utility fee.

Article 14 When using the kitchen, Party B needs to obtain party A's consent, and party B needs to pay for additional gas expenses, and party B is not allowed to use party A's goods.

Article 15 Party B shall not be naked at home, causing unnecessary misunderstandings.

Article 16 Party B needs to report to Party A if it does not return at night.

Article 17 Party B shall no longer keep some aggressive animals such as pets at home.

Article 18 Party B pays the rent one month in advance.

I didn't write about the back, too much, a total of thirty-six treaties, and when I read it, my face turned green in an instant.

However, the money was paid, and I had to live, and I thought to myself, after living in this quarter, I will find a new house.

Otherwise, this kind of day will not pass. Overlord clause, I didn't expect that a beautiful-looking girl would hide such a chilling demon in her body!

It's too sinister.

I signed a treaty that lost my sovereignty, and followed Zhang Yanran to the intermediary company with the treaty. Then the girl from the agency looked at me in disbelief. Then he said to me: "Mr. Zhao, after you sign this annex contract, it will have legal effects, if you feel unreasonable, you can choose not to sign, if you do not sign, you as Party B belongs to the breaching party." We will not refund the agency fee. ”

"Well, don't say it, hurry up and sign it, and I tell you, before the end of this quarter, you hurry to find me another one." I said lovelessly.

The intermediary girl giggled and looked at me at the same time and said, "Okay, surely you can find a satisfaction, but what?" I think you're fine now! ”

I didn't even bother to pay attention to her, and what she said was simply a fight. But can I do it to her? Obviously not.

The hard-pressed life of sharing began, but an unexpected embarrassing event occurred.

Since it was summer, although my room was not locked, it was also closed, but tonight the weather was particularly hot, and Chengdu was originally one of the three major furnaces in the country.

Why the door was closed, obviously the role of the treaty, I was in the room, how cool it came, but the thunder and lightning in the night, especially loud.

I was a little excited inside, this is the rhythm of the rain, at least it will be very cool.

Dull thunder, rumbling, muffled and loud, and silver snake electric dance, painted in the dark night with all sorts of sudden brightness.

A muffled thunder, with the thunder became huge. The screams of girls were faintly whispering in my ears.

I didn't think about it that much, but suddenly my door moved, and then I was held in a daze.

I felt her trembling, and at this time I was embarrassed and speechless, and said to Zhang Yanran: "You violated the law, this is my room, you can't come in." ”

"Now that the treaty has been changed, Party A can be protected when it is afraid of thunder."

"Turns out you're afraid of Thunder, haha." I couldn't help but laugh.

"What you laugh at, what you laugh at." Zhang Yanran became angry as she spoke. Start her girl's attacks.

But I couldn't move, I couldn't move. Then there was a scream .

When the door closed, Zhang Yanran ran out again, grinning and shouting, "You're a dead pervert." ”

I smiled bitterly.

But after this incident, our relationship was much more harmonious, and I was not looking for another house, so I shared a room with her.