There is a traditional cross-talk called "Geographical Map", which strings together place names from all over the world. Later, Ma Ji and Zhao Yan also said a passage of "New Geographical Map". In addition, the cross-talk works have also strung together the titles of the films, first there is Liu Baorui and Tang Jiezhong's "The Story of Liu Fort", and then there is Liu Wei and Feng Gong's "Qiao to the Film Association".
During this time, I overheard a cross-talk with the names of actors and cultural figures strung together, niu Qun and Feng Gonghe said. According to the data, it was performed at the 1991 Disaster Relief Charity Performance, and the special edition of "Crosstalk Can Be So Beautiful" gave it the name "The Collection of People's Names". I also found the video of this crosstalk, but didn't find its original name when it premiered.
In 1991, there was a serious flood disaster in East China, and I did see a disaster relief charity performance on TV that year. But I remember very clearly that the party was called "Wind and Rain in the Same Boat, Warm the World". The video of this party is not difficult to find now, but from the background of the stage, the cross-talk of Feng Gong of the cattle is not staged at the same party. In other words, more than one large-scale disaster relief event should have been held that year.
The specific source is difficult to say clearly, or mainly talk about the cross-talk program itself. Stringing people's names into crosstalk is a simple technique similar to word games, which is not so new from the perspective of crosstalk creation, and it is relatively easier to get started. This kind of temporary organization of the party, leaving little time for the creators and actors to polish, which can also be seen from the incoherent articulation of the Feng Gong part of the cattle herd.
Most of the seventy or eighty people mentioned in the work were famous in that year, some of them were senior actors who still had great influence, and some were new artists who had just become popular. However, after 30 years, watching this crosstalk again, the feeling is very different.
Some of these people have been dead for many years, some have long since faded out of show business, and most of the names are relatively unfamiliar to today's young audiences. However, they were really popular with a wide audience in those years.
In addition, this kind of ridicule under the guise of a person's name will inevitably form a small "offense" to the parties. In the early nineties, this should not be a big deal, plus it was performed at a disaster relief charity party, and no one should be more serious about it. And I believe that many actors participated in the performance with Niu Herd and Feng Gong at that time. However, if it is put to this day, the agency of some artists may be afraid that they will be difficult to arrange the cross-talk actors.
Thirty years have passed, and the world has changed.
I've sorted out the lines of this crosstalk from beginning to end, and let's take a closer look at the names that were once familiar in the text.
<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="150" > cross-talk "Gathering of Names", performers Niu Qun and Feng Gong. The herd is A and Feng Gong is B. </h1>
A: Here, on behalf of many friends and relatives of the literary and art circles that are familiar to everyone throughout the country, we extend cordial greetings to the disaster areas.
B: If you want to introduce these familiar friends, I have more names than you say, believe me?
A: No, no, no, if you want to introduce familiar friends, I am more clever than you.
B: So let's start now.
A: Let's talk about it first.
B: Oh, then I have to hold your hand this, this this... Daniel Zhang hand.
A: How do you Daniel Zhang hands?
B: This is a friend of our film industry, Daniel Zhang.
A: Oh, here it begins?
B: Okay?
A: Yes. If you hold my Daniel Zhang hand, I'll kiss you again...
B: What?
A: Buy Mai Ti (hoof) child.
B: Then I welcome you to our Song Jia (home).
A: Then I welcome you to our Chen Rujia (home).
B: We, Song Jia, live in Guanmu Village.
A: We Chen Rujia live in...
B: Where?
A: Yuan Kuocheng (Cheng).
B: There is a piece of Changgui field outside our Village.
A: Oh, then we have a Liu River in Yuan Kuocheng.
B: We often put cattle in our fields. Boom, drive!
A: Right, right, it's all cattle, and the cattle are in that grass.
B: Our house is easy to find, there are four trees in front of our house.
A: Which four?
B: One willow, one cedar (cedar), one poplar, one Nixon. Ah no, it's Sun Song.
A: Then our house is easy to find, there are four kinds of animals at the door.
B: What animal?
A: There is a Sun Feihu here, a Song Shixiong (bear) here, a Li Yang (sheep) tied under the tree, and a tree lying on the tree...
A: Guo Lanying (Eagle).
B: Well, when you come to our house, I'll ask you to eat Liang Polo (cold pineapple).
A: Then come to our house, I invite you to eat Jiang Lili (pear).
B: I would also like you to eat a piece of Wang Xiaotang (sugar).
A: Then I would also like you to eat a Wanshan Lihong, ah no, Wanshan Red.
B: Then I would like you to have a drink of Mei Baojiu (wine).
A: Then I invite you to eat a bowl of Ling Yuan.
B: Ling Yuan, I can't eat it.
A: How?
B: After eating Ling Yuan's thing, it was on the Zhongxing Fire, and the stomach became Zhao Yan.
A: I can't drink that Mei Baojiu, as soon as I drink, my face is red, and I am straight over that... Mao Amin.
B: Well, how about I ask you to eat fish?
A: Oh, I also asked you to eat fish.
B: I invite you to eat steamed Liu Changyu (fish).
A: Then I invite you to eat braised Wang Jingyu (fish).
B: I played Liu Changyu in Li Shuangjiang.
A: Then my Wang Jingyu fished in that Yuan Shihai.
B: To be my fish, you have to scrape off that Sun Daolin (scale) first.
A: Then if you eat my fish, you have to scrape off the Van Linlin (scales) first.
B: I still have to scrape off Hou Baolin (scales).
A: I still have to scrape off the laughing forest (scales).
B: After eating my fish, your belly, Yang Zaibao (full).
A: After eating my fish, your belly...
B: What's going on? Hold on to you, just hit that Tong Ange (hiccup).
A: That's what it takes you, just spit out that Zhang Shumo (foam).
B: Well, I'll still ask you to play Poker.
A: No, no, no, let's still play the next game of Hang Tianqi (chess).
B: Playing chess? Playing chess I'm sure I'm Huang Meiying (win).
A: That's not necessarily true, playing chess I absolutely I Li Guosheng (win).
B: I'll let you have a car, you all have to Fang Shu (lose), believe it?
A: I'll use a pawn, and we can both make a bow (round draw).
B: Then I will arch a step Lin Fangbing.
A: Then I'll take a step de Demar (horse).
B: I take a step comfortable (taxi).
A: I will take your Kan Lijun (army). You're done.
B: It's over, you see his big head, still there Qiong Yao (poor shaking).
A: Don't shake your Liu Wei (tail) either.
B: Everybody look into his eyes, and you find that there is none, and you are directly exposed to the light of Yin.
A: Look at how you lose the game? You see that the eyeballs are All Zheng Xulan (Blue).
B: Look at your hair, like a cow's grass.
A: Look at your hair, all Li Guangxi (thin).
B: Look at his mouth, Uncle Zhong.
A: Look at your neck, it's all up to (long).
B: If you say anything more, I will give you a Xu Huan Shan (fan) when I make a circle.
A: If you say that again, I'll pound you with a Wang Mingquan (fist).
B: Then I will stab you with a Li Xuejian (sword).
A: Then I'll hit you with a Jiang Jiajun (home gun), poof
B: Okay, we shouldn't be so old red beans (buckets).
A: By the way, we should be good for the king.
B: I was wrong, I said a Gao Yuqian (sorry) to you.
A: Oh, I was wrong, I gave you a Bow wu yi bow (bow).
B: Then I'll give you a long salute.
A: I'll make you a Li Guyi.
B: I'll give you the next floor (kneeling).
A: I'll still turn over a Li Jindou (Rib Bucket) for you.
B: Great, welcome, welcome, welcome...
A: No, I'm afraid of hiding my Zhu Fengbo (neck) by flipping Li Jindou.
B: Well, let's both still write a poem, okay?
A: Oh, this will help our Shen Junyi.
B: Listen carefully, saying that the White Emperor ... Shi Weijian (間).
A: Shi Weijian?
B: This is a teacher in our literary and artistic circles.
A: Oh, then I'll pick you up, Qianli Gangneung... Yang Yuhuan (also).
B: Tang Dynasty people, right?
A: Ah, this is the old man of our literary and artistic circles.
B: The sound of apes on both sides of the strait... Mu Tiezhu (live).
A: The light boat has passed... Zhao Benshan.
B: Before the bed... Ma Guoguang.
A: Suspected is... Off the frost.
B: Look up... Ancient Moon.
A: Bow your head... Ren Yexiang (township).
B: (Singing) A great river... Shi Fukuan...
A: (Singing) Song Dandan's blossom yo...
B: (Singing) Cheng Zhi (Zhi) Bar Cheng Zhi Bar, Cheng Zhi of the New Era (imitation Toshiba advertising song).
A: (Singing) We are Chen Chong (worm), we are Chen Chong... (Imitation of The Riflen Pesticide Advertising Song)
B: Chen Chong?
A: (Singing) Zhang Jinling (Ling) of justice, Zhang Jinling of justice, we must put Chen Chong... (Imitation of The Raffling advertising song)
B: Don't sing, like words?