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Three Kingdoms Killing: A few illustrations of martial generals, a tragic story in Zou's house where the suspects end three hours ago, an hour ago, four hours ago

author:Xiao Zhi joked

In the past few days, looking up the map on the Internet, I found that some of the illustrations in the Three Kingdoms Killing were very interesting, and even a period of history could be connected. Some of these illustrations are in the mobile version of the Three Kingdoms Kill, some are in the tenth anniversary, and some are computer Three Kingdoms Kill. So it may not be all the friends who play a game alone, but Xiao Zhi will mark the character's name. (Pure spoof, if you feel unwell, please triple a bit, thanks)

<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="2" > suspected thing in Zou's house</h1>

Three Kingdoms Killing: A few illustrations of martial generals, a tragic story in Zou's house where the suspects end three hours ago, an hour ago, four hours ago

I don't know which one is inside this skin, but I immediately thought of this story after seeing this picture. That was a long, long time ago, when there were no watermelons in China. On a dark and windy night in a month, Cao Cao wanted to be close to Zhang Xiu and wanted to be Zhang Xiu's uncle. But his behavior makes Zhang Xiu very un "uncle", which is also the beginning of this story.

This woman is The widow of Zhang Xiu's original uncle, Zou Shi, and the "big sword" and helmet on this illustration do not seem to be Zhang Ji's.

Zhang Xiu: Is this your hat and sword?

Zhang Ji: It's mine.

Zhang Xiu: Is it?

Zhang Ji: Yes, I was still very handsome at that time.

Zhang Xiu: This is not yours.

Zhang Ji: You say it's not mine?

Zhang Xiu: No.

Zhang Ji: I said it wasn't mine either, and this TM wasn't mine at all.

Zhang Xiu: What the hell is going on.

Cao Cao: This is obviously mine! I'm your uncle!"

Three Kingdoms Killing: A few illustrations of martial generals, a tragic story in Zou's house where the suspects end three hours ago, an hour ago, four hours ago

<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="17" > three hours ago</h1>

Cao Cao: Dianwei, you go to the bar, there is nothing for you to do here.

Zhang Xiu: Hu Che'er, entertain Good Dianwei (crazy to make eyes).

Dianwei: Received.

Hu Che'er: Received.

<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="22" > an hour ago</h1>

Three Kingdoms Killing: A few illustrations of martial generals, a tragic story in Zou's house where the suspects end three hours ago, an hour ago, four hours ago

Hu Che'er: Brother Dian, Brother Dian, oh, Brother Dian can't drink enough, get up and fight with me for three hundred rounds? It seems that I am really asleep, and the lord wants me to take away Dianwei's weapon, or take away my clothes, which looks quite expensive.

Dianwei: NakedzzzzzzZZZZ...

<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="26" > four hours ago</h1>

Three Kingdoms Killing: A few illustrations of martial generals, a tragic story in Zou's house where the suspects end three hours ago, an hour ago, four hours ago

Zhang Xiu: Military master, Cao Cao wants to be my uncle, which makes me very uncomfortable. But Cao Cao also knew that I was not an uncle and did not want to make him comfortable, so he wanted to kill me, what should I do. The items in Zou's house had been confirmed to be Cao Cao's, and the timing was already serious.

Jia Xu: The clan is tolerable, the uncle is intolerable (this matter Zou clan can tolerate, your uncle must be intolerable). Rather, this way...

Zhang Xiu: Well, Hu Che'er, for a moment you will do this and this, and then that and that.

Hu Che'er: Oh.

<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="32" > present</h1>

Three Kingdoms Killing: A few illustrations of martial generals, a tragic story in Zou's house where the suspects end three hours ago, an hour ago, four hours ago

Dianwei: Where did my clothes go, they must have been stolen by the thief of Hu Che'er, so I said that he had persuaded me to drink, but he didn't drink it himself!

Cao Ang: Father go quickly, by my temple.

Three Kingdoms Killing: A few illustrations of martial generals, a tragic story in Zou's house where the suspects end three hours ago, an hour ago, four hours ago

Zhang Xiu: Military Master, what should we do next?

Jia Xu: Or we will surrender again.

<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="39" > end</h1>

Historically, Cao Cao marched south, the troops reached Shuishui, and Zhang Xiu led the crowd to surrender. Cao Cao took Zhang Ji's widow, Lady Zou, and Zhang Xiu hated Cao Cao for it. Cao Cao heard that Zhang Xiu was not happy, so he secretly prepared to kill Zhang Xiu. As a result, the plan leaked, Zhang Xiu secretly attacked Cao Cao, Cao Cao was defeated, the eldest son Cao Ang, nephew Cao Anmin were killed, and the fierce general Dianwei was killed.

Zhang Xiu led his troops in pursuit and was repulsed by Cao Cao, so Zhang Xiu retreated to defend Yongcheng and once again allied with Liu Biao. Later, Zhang Xiu followed Jia Xu's advice and surrendered to Cao Cao again. After Zhang Xiu arrived, Cao Cao took Zhang Xiu's hand and attended the banquet together, marrying Zhang Xiu's daughter for his son Cao Jun, and making Zhang Xiu a general of Yang Wu. Unfortunately, Cao Ang could never come back.

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