In the sweltering summer heat, The Wei Ming Emperor Cao Rui sat in the imperial hall, his body wearing heavy clothes sweating unceasingly, and he looked at the respectful and respectful civil and military officials of His Highness, and his eyes stayed on one person.
"He Yan!"
"Subject!" A handsome man with a jade-like face appeared.
"He Aiqing is worried about state affairs, and he is very unwilling to go. Come on, give He Aiqing a bowl of hot soup noodles! I want to watch you finish eating. Cao Rui revealed a sly smile.
Soon, a bowl of steaming soup noodles was brought to He Yan, and his eyes showed a puzzled look, but the holy will was difficult to violate, and He Yan had to eat noodles in the hall in full view of everyone.
The rising heat in the bowl constantly hit He Yan's face door, and fine beads of sweat began to appear on that white and delicate face. Cao Rui stared dead at the jade-carved face, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, as if expecting something.
The beads of sweat on He Yan's face formed the size of soybeans and couldn't stop falling, he put down the bowl slightly, covered his sleeves to wipe his face, the sweat was dried, and his face was still white.
"Hiss..." Cao Rui let out an unbelievable sigh, but his gaze never moved away from He Yan's face.
After a long time, the bowl of noodles was eaten, and the sleeves that He Yan used to wipe sweat were already covered with water marks, and he bent down to salute Cao Rui: "Your Majesty! ”
Cao Rui was stunned for a moment, as if he had woken up from a dream: "Oh oh, good, good, He Aiqing will retire for the time being, you Aiqing have something to play, nothing to retreat." ”
He was surprised to find that He Yan's face seemed to be whiter!
It turned out that Cao Rui had always thought that He Yan's little white face was because people had rubbed the powder, and today I tried it, and this speculation was self-defeating. "The New Language of the World" wrote down this story, so that He Yan also left a beautiful legend of "Fu Fan He Lang".
But if your impression of He Yan is only stuck in Bai and Shuai, then it is a little underestimated, he is a handsome man, a celebrity, a fashion godfather who opened the Wei and Jin dynasty, and also a "little white face" who tends to be inflamed and pursues fame and profit, and many contradictions are concentrated in one person, making his life full of drama.
He Yan was the grandson of the great general He Jin at the end of the Han Dynasty, and in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, the "Ten Constant Attendants" rebelled, He Jin was killed, and then Dong Zhuo entered the capital, and the chaos began. During this period, He Yan's father died tragically, and yin Shi, a widowed wife who had lost his dependence, had to take his young He Yandong into hiding. Just when the mother and son were living a hard life, the appearance of a person turned their fate around.
This person's surname is Cao Mingcao character Mengde, he saw that Yin's young and beautiful, he had a non-divided thought, and then inquired, amazing, Yin is a widow! Cao Cao was overjoyed, and immediately married into the house, and He Yan successfully harvested a piece from his father.
Generally speaking, the stepfather's love for the son who is not his own is worse, but He Yan has been handsome and intelligent since he was a child, and Cao Cao is very fond of the newly acquired son, so much so that he wants He Yan to change his surname to Cao, when they are Cao family.
However, He Yan had no feeling for this stepfather, and for Cao Cao's request to change his surname, the seven-year-old He Yanren spoke softly, expecting that it would be difficult for him to move Cao Cao from the front, so he drew a box in the Cao family courtyard and stayed inside. The other person thought it was strange and asked him, "What are you doing with a box?" ”
He Yan replied, "This is not a box, this is my He family's house." ”
When Cao Cao heard about this, he did not force him to change his surname.
Although He Yan was astute, he did not know how to restrain himself under the fence, and he was very inflated. He did not want to be a member of the Cao family, but he had to eat and wear and act like Cao Cao's own son, which caused Cao Pi's dissatisfaction: You are not a member of the Cao family, so why enjoy the treatment of the Cao family?
Cao Pi's dislike for He Yan can be described as extreme, seeing that He Yan never called his name or word, but called him "fake son", which means that He Yan is my father's fake son, arrogant!
What made Cao Pi even more angry was that He Yan then married Cao Cao's daughter Princess Jinxiang, but he was not good to the princess, and the golden branches and jade leaves in the family could not satisfy the lustful He Yan, and he was out all day messing with wild women.
Cao Cao died, Cao Pi abolished han and stood on his own, and the relatives of the Cao family were rewarded one by one, but He Yan was very depressed, people rose step by step, but he sat on a cold bench, and during the entire period of Cao Pi's reign, He Yan did not fish for anything and has been idle at home.
Endless bitterness has nowhere to go, he has to focus on other things, He Yan has three major hobbies: talking, beauty, and taking drugs.
He Yan was intoxicated with metaphysics, so as to talk to people about the mysteries, exquisite debates and dashing manners caused countless people to worship, everyone imitated, many fans, which also gave him a title of "celebrity". The fashion of The Wei and Jin people's clean talk was led by He Yan.
But He Yan looked dignified on the surface, but behind his back, he was a sex demon. He is so beautiful, with an excellent appearance, I don't know how many ignorant girls have been seduced, but He Yan is a white-faced student, and his physical strength is always unable to keep up when doing things, so he wrote a recipe by himself, composed of stone stalactite, purple quartz, white quartz, stone sulfur, and red stone fat. Taking this medicine can enhance the ability of men in that aspect, and He Yan can cross the love field.
The Treatise on Cold Food says: "The Cold Eater ... In the recent life, Shang Shu He Yan, who was lustful, began to take this medicine. The heart is cheerful, and the physical strength is stronger. Kyoshi was stunned, and passed on to teach... After Yan died, the devotees were overwhelmed and did not quit at the time. ”
Because Wushishan would be hot and his skin would become fragile when he ate it, He Yan wore a wide robe all day and "walked away" between the green mountains and green valleys. He Yan, who seemed to be immortal, once again became the object of everyone's imitation, and the "Five Stones Scatter" suddenly became a best-seller, and the wind of drug use at the beginning of He Yan has been blowing throughout the Wei and Jin Dynasties, and even until the Tang Dynasty is still popular.
These hobbies of He Yan directly influenced many later scholars, becoming the fashion of the whole society during the Wei and Jin dynasties, and he can really be described as the fashion godfather who opened the Wei and Jin dynasties.
However, even though He Yan's reputation was getting bigger and bigger, he still had no improvement in his career, and Cao Pi pushed him to death. It was not easy to survive the death of Cao Pi, the Wei Ming Emperor Cao Rui took the throne, he thought that this time could always come to run, so he actively asked for an official. Cao Rui was worthy of the title of "Ming", and he did not attach much importance to He Yan, who could only talk about nothing, he was only interested in whether He Yan's white face was powdered, and as for the official position, he casually threw him a casual errand.
He Yan was not dead-hearted, he wanted to make friends with fu fu, a real celebrity at that time, so that he could raise his own value, but several times he asked to see, Fu Gao closed the door to thank guests, he said to Xun Yue, who was looking for he Yan to love: "He Yan looks talented, in fact, he only learned a fur, and he can only play tricks, and his so-called 'sage' seems to me to be just a little person who lacks morality, I can't hide from him, and I also make a hammer!" ”
In the first month of the third year of the Jing Dynasty (239 AD), Cao Rui died, and He Yan finally waited for the opportunity to turn over. The great general Cao Shuang was in power, He Yan had always been good friends with him, and Cao Shuang also gave him preferential treatment as a confidant, and within a few years, He Yan was promoted several levels, and he had always achieved the official Shangshu and was also given the title of Marquis. As the salted fish turned over, he immediately began to retaliate, and Fu Gao, who was reluctant to befriend him before, was casually excused by him and dismissed from his official position.
On December 28, the ninth year of the first year (248 AD), when He Yan was extremely inflated, he found the Divine Arithmetic Guan And asked him: "In recent days, I have been able to dream that flies have fallen on my nose, and I can't drive them away. ”
Guan Ru replied: "Nose, referring to a high position, the fly falling on it is probably not a good omen, the higher you stand, the more miserable you fall, you must now consider the principle that things must be reversed, do more good deeds and accumulate virtue, so that maybe you can rank in the third gong, and the flies can be driven away." ”
He Yan listened and brushed his sleeves away.
Guan Ren's uncle blamed him for speaking too straight, and Guan Ren dismissed him: "Talking to a dead man, there is nothing to be afraid of." ”
He Yan was able to become prominent by relying on the general Cao Shuang, but Cao Shuang's position was not particularly stable, and he had a terrible competitor: Sima Yi.
In the first ten years (249 AD), The Cao Shuang brothers accompanied emperor Cao Fang to Gaopingling to worship their ancestors, and Sima Yi took the opportunity to launch a coup d'état to force Cao Shuang to hand over power and monopolize the government, known in history as the "Change of Gaopingling".
Cao Shuang lost power, where will He Yan go? He immediately defected to Sima Yi and expressed his willingness to help him cut off Cao Shuang's rebellion, and Sima Yi smiled slightly and agreed.
In order to curry favor with the new leader, He Yan worked very hard, and he quickly listed Cao Shuang's party and presented it to Sima Yi: "Ding, Deng and other seven surnames should be exterminated. ”
Sima Yi looked at the roster: "No, I remember there should be eight surnames." ”
He Yan replied, "I have carefully checked it, and it is the seventh surname." ”
Sima Yi put away the roster and stared at him deadly, his eyes showing a fierce light.
He Yan's small face became whiter, more miserable, and he said tremblingly, "The eighth surname, is it me?" ”
"Yes!"
In October of the same year, He Yan, Cao Shuang and others were accused of plotting treason and exterminating the three tribes.
The most famous "little white face" in Chinese history ended his sad and lamentable life.