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In the rural novel "Zhizhen Said" 52| Lei Zhen peddled health care devices and was scolded for being old and immodest

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In the rural novel "Zhizhen Said" 52| Lei Zhen peddled health care devices and was scolded for being old and immodest

□ The Spring Steps

<b>Novel theme</b>

<b>The aroma of wine and the rhyme of wine are the most important elements flowing between the lines of the rural novel "Zhizhen Theory", with wine as the core, according to the two clues of home and country to carry out a grand narrative, the old concubines of the Gongye family, Gongye Xiangren, Gongye Xiangjing, Gongye Lingshu, Gongye Dehong and other generations from resisting the revolution, to sympathizing with the revolution, and then to the legendary experience of dedicating themselves to the revolution, and the revolutionaries of Zhizhen Chen Ke, Wang Lincoln, Cao Yongtao, Niu Lanzhi, Niu Erxiucai, Yang Fujun and other heroes who have forgotten their homes. Eventually integrated into the torrent of the times of rural revitalization. </b>

<b>Chapter Four: The Wind and Fire Family</b>

<b>You're not serious</b>

Teacher Lei Zhen took a sharp breath of his cigarette and continued:

"The old classmate pulled me in to take a look, huh?!" And this one! I was attracted by the colorful male and female physiological health devices, which made my heart flutter, my face was hot, and I felt like a thief, full of eyes that I could not do. Later, he took out his wallet and bought twenty health care treatment rings for middle-aged and elderly men, which men put on when they used it. Teacher Lei Zhen said, pointing to the crotch, "Look, this is it." ”

He pulled open his black leather bag and pulled out a transparent plastic bag with the physiotherapy ring in it.

"After I came back from Beijing, I took it out and showed it to my wife, who scolded me first. My wife is uncultured, and I don't blame her. Later, she didn't scold me. What made me lose face was that I went to the activity room of the old cadres of the Zhizhen Distillery to sell, originally intended to spread a new way of life, which was also an enlightened move. Now do not worry about eating and wearing, the age of the elderly is generally extended, to be psychologically happy, physiological also have to be happy. ”

The eldest lady came in to refill the tea, saw the physiotherapy ring on the kang, and asked, "What is this thing?" ”

Teacher Lei Zhen made a grimace and said, "This is a baby, the sister-in-law asked well, this is the happiness ring you use to do things with your eldest brother." Look. ”

The eldest lady did not hear clearly at first, took it over to look at it, the uncle glanced at her, she suddenly understood, scolded: "Thunder shock your dog mouth." ”

Lei Zhen laughed loudly: "You see, obviously it is a human mouth, you see it as a dog's mouth." For your own good, you don't know good. The blind donkey pulled on the trough - hey you don't know to feed you! I said to the old cadres: 'Only charge the original price, not my errands fee.' When I finished, the old cadres ignored me, playing cards as usual, rubbing mahjong and rubbing mahjong, and putting me aside. The old cadres knew my temper, and no one dared to cause trouble. On a retired old factory director said: Old is not serious. Oops, I can't stand this cold field. I said, 'You old immortals.' 'Boredom away..."

Uncle and Uncle Four both laughed. The fourth master said, "Put it away, put it away quickly, and don't let your daughter-in-law see it." ”

I quickly asked, "Teacher, you said that Xin abandoned the disease..."

"Old Xin, come, come." The name of Zhizhen was first seen in the Yuan history "Shun Emperor Benji", legend has it that during the jingyou period of Emperor Renzong of Song, lingzhi grass was found several times in Zhizhen, and the magistrate offered Rui to the imperial court, so the name 'Zhizhen', also known as 'Jingzhi Town', means to take the meaning of Lingzhi Xianrui during the Jingyou years. Xin abandoned the disease and worshipped Su Dongpo, and how much wine Su Dongpo drank in Zhizhen! Didn't he have to taste it too? ...... This physiotherapy ring, Dehong, you are still young, you don't need it. Gongye Lingshu, Gongye Lingqi, you two brothers come to one, right? I cost the price. Fifteen dollars a piece. I use it, it works. ”

Uncle Lingshu waved his hand first: "I don't need it, I can just drink." ”

"Don't need it? You drink, and the more you drink, the weaker you get. ”

The fourth master also shook his head. Teacher Lei Zhen sighed, "Alas, this is Zhizhen!" Dude, it is the second half of the twentieth century, and it is not yet civilized, even the Gongye family is so conservative! By the way, the Gongye family should be conservative. Professor Wu Ping once said in an interview that men's 'sexual happiness' is in decline, and the survey company has a statistic that Chinese averages 69 times a year..."

The fourth master interjected: "Is it related to drinking?" ”

Teacher Lei Zhen said: "It has nothing to do with it. Let's talk about wine! Inside the National Museum, there is an eggshell black pottery high-handled wine glass, which is clearly marked as unearthed in Zhizhen, Shandong. Black as lacquer, bright as a mirror, thin as paper, hard as porcelain, fluttering and flickering, knocking on the sound, how thin is the cup wall? Only one millimeter. Open, deep belly, high cup, hollow, there are several strings on it, and decorated with multiple triangular cutouts, with trumpet feet underneath, it was excavated by the provincial cultural relics and archaeology team in Zhizhen in 1957, which belongs to the cultural relics of the middle and late Dawenkou culture, which has a history of 5,000 years. Confucius and Gongye are only more than two thousand years old. I said they had drunk Shiba's wine, and everyone didn't believe it. Confucius advocated 'selling wine without eating', he felt that buying wine that has been stored for a long time was easy to corrupt, and advocated drinking home-brewed or new wine just brewed in the winery. Back in the past, Confucius came to live in his daughter's house, and his son-in-law Gongye chang threw himself into his favor and often rode a donkey to Zhizhen (not called Zhizhen at that time) to buy new wine for his father-in-law Confucius to drink. So I said, the Gongye family drinks alcohol is genetic. ”

Wine, gushing in the veins of Xin Ren disease, also surging in the veins of my Gongye family, except for my seventh grandfather Gongye Xiangshu, who does not stick to the wine.

The fourth master also loves to drink two cups, he often said, only by lowering the wine, holding the wine, the wine belongs to you, and it will fulfill the destiny and have a story. "You can have lung heat, and aristolochia can remove lung fever..." Three sentences did not leave the line, and the fourth master remembered the aristolochia sent by Xiao Jin again.

I think that because of drinking and nosy, Grandpa Gongye saved Wang Braid in the hazy moonlit night. If you don't save, there won't be that series of stories. Because of drinking, he patted his thigh and went to pinch a picture with his son, catching up with the new trend. Otherwise, I would never have seen his dignity. My grandfather, because of drinking, became close friends with Chen Ke, Niu Erxiucai, Old Man Zhili, and Wang Lincoln. Because of drinking, he can still talk to Zhang Pingqing; without wine, how can he stand in Zhizhen! My uncle, good wine, but he can't hold the wine, but he also drank a string of wine stories...

Fernis said to me, "Is your style of good wine a descendant of the Gongye family?" How many wonderful stories can you leave behind for the world? ”

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In the rural novel "Zhizhen Said" 52| Lei Zhen peddled health care devices and was scolded for being old and immodest

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