The whole network is Wu Yifan, and I thought he had won the gold medal

Wu Yifan said: "Don't pay attention to sports to pay attention to me? "Then he started sports

A famous rapper once shouted a slogan in the diss war: "Don't pay attention to sports to pay attention to me?" ”



As a result, in the hot moment of the Tokyo Olympics, the Chinese women's volleyball team defeated italy 3-0 to win the first Olympic victory, and as a result, after the game, everyone talked about a Canadian who won the gold medal, and this hot search is definitely not bought - this time it is not.

According to SPN's famous sister Wo, "Canadian superstar Chris 5 decided to bring talent to Beijing and has reached a multi-year agreement with chaoyang police station." ”

On this night, in addition to the women's volleyball team, there are two other games in the fierce: one is the group stage life and death battle of the American men's basketball team, and the other is the F1 Hungarian Grand Prix qualifying.

Whether it's basketball or Formula Racing, there's finally a sigh of relief on this night. Because in the eyes of this fan, his strength can go to the NBA to play basketball or go to F1 to drive a car. And his single heat can completely cover the whole network.

The U.S. men's basketball team was played by the Czech Republic for a quarter and a half, and the scene was out of control at one point. Later it turned out that the opponent was not very strong, just won Canada in the qualifiers, and that Canadian team, did not enter the Olympic Games may be blamed on the lack of Jamal Murray, of course, it may be because of the lack of Chris, after all, his fans revealed: "Fan Fan went to the NBA trial, and finally because of the height is a little worse than the requirements, he failed to play in the NBA." ”

So Fan Fan Can Play the NBA at a High Point, so Fan Fan didn't participate in the Formula One World Championship because he couldn't solve the equations?

But just like you can't play in the NBA, you can't participate in F1, you can still drive a car. He went to a competition called the GT Short Course Gentlemen's Cup, which sounded short and fast, and he became the fastest person in the world without any suspense, taking the first place. But Fan Fan said that he could not brake the car when he rushed up, so he crashed into the car in front of him, and when he was punished in 5 seconds, he changed from the first to the ninth.

You see, 5 seconds of time still has a great impact on a person.

He apologized after the game and said, "This is my mistake, I apologize to Lu Wei, I accept all the penalties of the game, I hope the event can be fair and just." ”

A bit familiar isn't it? ——

In fact, the reason why the Olympics have been overshadowed is mainly because many competitions do not have much suspense - before playing the knockout rounds, all the games are not fun: the strong teams are not interesting, the strong teams are not interesting to be hacked - do not know who is black.

This is just like the brother about the sister accidentally overturned, no one cares who made the overturn, the brother overturned is the focus.

Hey Fan Fan because he can't brake the car, so he overturned?

But to see the lively is to see the liveliness, professional people do professional things. The Chaoyang District Police are responsible for arresting people, popovich is also responsible for arresting people - if there is one more finals game, his front line will not have Middleton - Chris, no.

Fortunately, the trio signed in on time and was very cooperative, not missing the next morning's running exercises.

But neither Chris, nor Holliday by Chris's side, nor Booker, the other by Chris's side, managed to save America. In the end, the U.S. men's basketball team still lacks a tall, can be diligent and earnest on the inside line, Popovich originally had such a role in his own label, but unfortunately he is Brazilian, and he retired. The best benchmark center for this U.S. team is called Thiago Splitter. Spurs fans gave him a well-remembered nickname: Tooth Floss.

Of course, Popovich, who is 72 years old and has several jobs, certainly can't do the precise time management like young people, let alone do everything in detail, and accurately take care of whether the fans are doing economy class or train tickets - the Spurs' home star may have to go, and they can only accept to mention the pants and then talk about the conditions: sign first and change later.

But did not expect that signed so much, a little after the exchange of infinity.

To say that it is not professional, the American team has a person who calls himself the first rapper of the NBA, often looking at the watch at 3 seconds, but his watch is not smart. Fan Fan's watch is much more accurate--"Baby, at 2:00, we are not seen or scattered." ”

During the Olympic Games, entertainment and sports are not a rare thing, entertainment circle man Huang Xiaoming moved out of his identity as Chen Meng's cousin to rub a wave of heat, Wang Yibo is not a rugby ambassador and insisted on publicity, and the two young Olympic champions Zhang Jiaqi and Yang Qian took off the Canadian electric eel under the supervision of fans.

And the electric eel itself? His last tweet was at the home of the Los Angeles Lakers in 2019, and perhaps he had anticipated his results at the time? Or maybe it was because he didn't have a few young kings at Aite, so no one stood up for him at this time?

Still, he said: "Don't worry, I did a championship haircut.

History is always strikingly similar – on the 8th day of the 2016 Olympic Games, Bao Qiang and Ma Rong divorced; on the 8th day of the 2021 Olympic Games, Fan Fan went to eat a big bowl of prison food. Netizens said: When the whole network discussed him together, I thought he had won a gold medal, but I didn't expect it to be a silver medal.

After going in, Wuli Fanfan may not see the Olympic Games, then it is better to wash and sleep early, after all, the next morning at seven o'clock to get up to participate in physical training, but don't complain about sports.

Abstract hip-hop terms and sports are always incompatible. And there are often antonyms. For example, the 4-year Olympics, it is difficult to explain, what is young OG, but can explain the Pikachu of 100,000 volts, Wuli Fanfan finally succeeded in turning himself into a great detective, and collected evidence, took the initiative to report J.

The result is grin...

Tell a story about playing FM!

I once had a player who elbowed the opponent in the game and received a red card, and the assistant coach asked if he wanted to complain after the game, and there was this good thing, so he quickly appealed and asked for review!

After a week of review, the referee committee, after repeatedly observing the foul, decided to suspend the game for two more games.

This is the story of a new generation of Canadian rap emperors who have traveled thousands of miles to Beijing to explore the prison food on the tip of their tongues.

Never dare to believe that a big bowl can make you happy.

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