Zang Hongna Gong Haochuan Liu Siwei sketch "Goodbye Friends" line script full version

Second Lieutenant: Surrender, Third Class.

Third Class: Aggressor, I will not surrender.

Second Lieutenant: There is only one way to die if you don't surrender.

Third Class Soldier: Who of us will die first is not certain.

Dwarf Winter Melon: Second Lieutenant, Third Class, can we discuss, we have been looking at this shape for twelve hours, otherwise, you two will shoot me and give me a hard time.

Second Lieutenant Third Class: Shut up.

Dwarf Winter Melon: I can't move my hand, and if I want to die, I will be a full ghost.

Second Lieutenant: Third Class, you're hungry too.

Third Class: You are purely making excuses for yourself, you are hungry.

Lieutenant: Me, aren't you hungry?

Third Class: I'm not hungry.

Dwarf winter melon: After a while of low blood sugar, you can't carry the gun.

Second Lieutenant Third Class: Makes sense.

Third Class: Oops.

Lieutenant: Don't worry, who made you hold the rifle?

Third Class: Feed me.

Second Lieutenant: No feeding.

Dwarf Winter Melon: Otherwise, let's put the gun down and eat well.

Third Class: I can't trust him.

Lieutenant: I still can't trust you.

Dwarf Winter Melon: Well, I count three two one, let's put the gun down, three two, three two one, three two.

Third Class: There is no end to it.

SECOND LIEUTENANT: Hold back.

Dwarf Winter Melon: I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I'm okay, come on, calm down, let's put the gun down, put the gun down and eat well, put it down.

Second Lieutenant: Ma'am, isn't this your pasture, how come there's no meat?

Third Class: It's a bit plain.

Dwarf winter melon: It's good to have food, before the war started, we had everything, cattle and sheep, and now there is nothing.

Second Lieutenant: What about the cattle.

Dwarf winter melon: Was pulled away and eaten.

Third Class: Sheep.

Dwarf winter melon: It was also pulled away and eaten, and later my brother was also pulled away.

Second Lieutenant Third Class: Also eaten.

Dwarf Winter Melon: Repair the trenches, hey, what did you two do before you became soldiers?

Third Class: I was a student, I loved dancing, I wanted to find a dance class to learn, and on the way there, I was taken by the Navy as a sailor.

Dwarf Winter Melon: What about you?

Second Lieutenant: I used to fly a plane on the farm to sprinkle pesticides, but then the Air Force was out of personnel, so I was transferred to the army.

Dwarf Winter Melon: Then how did you two come to our land, one in heaven and one in the water?

Third Class: That was my first time at sea.

Second Lieutenant: That was my first flight.

Third Class: We sailed at sea, trying to break through the enemy's encirclement.

(Unfinished)

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