Li Wenhan's sketch "Life Contract" line script / laughing is really beautiful

(Female): Doctor, I have been giving birth to this child for two days, why can't I give birth yet?

(Doctor): I don't know wow, he just doesn't come out, but he's quite active, and there's still a rhythm, what can he do inside.

Wang Hao: Dude, have fun.

Li Wenhan: Hi.

Wang Hao: When you're happy, go out.

Li Wenhan: No, I will have three more days and three nights.

Wang Hao: The music stopped, then I didn't move.

Li Wenhan: Oh, who are you?

Wang Hao: I played with you for two days, you don't know who I am, I am from the Life Management and Planning Office, before everyone is born, they have to sign a life contract, sign this contract, prove that you are ready to face your life, sign it, wait for you.

Li Wenhan: Okay, you send my agent to see, in the face of an unknown life, somewhat afraid.

Wang Hao: The best way to eliminate fear is to face fear and cheer up.

Li Wenhan Wang Hao: Ollie gives.

Li Wenhan: Don't argue, I just want to make some demands on my future key people.

Wang Hao: I thought you wanted me to encourage you, okay, what do you want you to say?

Li Wenhan: First of all, the father has the greatest influence on the child in a person's life, and the father I imagine should be an amiable person who is kind and polite to everyone.

Wang Hao: Amiable, polite to everyone, understand, master.

Ni Yunbo: Hard work, hard work, good luck, good luck, you talk about the trouble you all wait for me, I don't deserve it, I will give you a kowtow.

Wang Hao: Oh, ah, this is your imaginary father, say hello.

Ni Yunbo: Hello brother, I don't know who is the eldest of us.

Li Wenhan: No, you are my father, how can you call me a brother?

Ni Yunbo: That must be my eldest, brother, count me taking advantage of you.

Wang Hao: Oh, let me tell you again, you are his father.

Li Wenhan: Yes, Dad.

Ni Yunbo: Thank you, don't dare to be, don't dare to be.

Wang Hao: How's it going, not bad.

Li Wenhan: What a good one.

Wang Hao: Isn't that what you asked for, amiable, polite with everyone, look.

Li Wenhan: Then this is also too polite, he is my father, he must have majesty, otherwise how to discipline us in the future.

Wang Hao: Oh, to be majestic, yes, I will add majesty to you, but you can't get rid of it.

Li Wenhan: Ah.

Wang Hao: Go, try it, come.

(Unfinished)

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