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Succulent Anthropomorphism: The Adventures of Ellen!

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Thanks to the author "Qingxuan" for sharing the original contribution

Editor's arrangement: Wikipedia Jun

Coordinates: Changzhou, Jiangsu

August 27th, this day even remembers very clearly. This year's super perverted hot days have just passed, and the weather is only slightly cooler. Early in the morning, two young ladies came to the meat shop of the Road and Bridge Market. Although the seventh of August has been established in autumn, but it is still early in autumn, so early to buy meat? The boss himself has no intention of selling meat.

There is not a handsome guy or a beautiful girl on the shop table, that is, there are few general appearances. But the little old lady did not dislike it, only to see one of the little old women pick a pot of huang li with a long neck and thin muscles, a pot of peach beauty with wrinkled faces, and a pot of wax peonies that looked like jelly. One look at this eye, even know that it is a rookie who has just entered the pit.

"Where is that wax peony jelly color, it is obviously water." Even sneered at the side.

"You're an old man, and I've got you." No, this little old lady can understand the flower language, and even quickly shut up.

"Boss, what's this pot called?" The little old lady pointed to the occasional question.

"Alan!"

"The name is quite foreign, it is ugly, you see this hand and foot are long and short, one of the tips of the finger is broken, and the skin is speckled." Boss, you see your flesh is either thin, or deflated, and ugly, cheaper. ”

"Well, the first business this morning, give you ten dollars per pot."

"Oh, it turned out to be a lord with few children in his wallet, no wonder he picked these goods." Even couldn't help but sneer again.

"My wallet is deflated, but I. ... , forget it, you don't understand it." The little old lady glanced at the puppet, paid the money, and excitedly carried the dolls back home.

As soon as she got home, the little old lady was busy on the balcony. She couldn't wait to dig out a few of the dolls from the small black square, and forgot to leave a picture for the dolls. Hmmm, even if she is guaranteed to regret this in the future. Then, after grunting the dried roots of the dolls, they planted them in a pot.

"The Great God said that after cultivating the roots, it would take a day to dry before it could be dripped into the basin." "You've all done this, hang it again?" It is almost dried into dried meat, and the watch does not know how to pretend to understand. Occasionally, he was bitten by the little old lady again.

The little old lady gave Huang Li an old pile pot

Succulent Anthropomorphism: The Adventures of Ellen!

A round porcelain pot was given to Momobi

Succulent Anthropomorphism: The Adventures of Ellen!

Even look a little red-eyed. It turned out that the skinny Huang Li, under the background of the old pile basin, immediately had a bit of fairy wind Dao bone, peach beauty and round porcelain pot a lump of harmony.

Even look forward to what kind of handsome pot the little old lady will give the couple.

"You're going to have this flat bowl."

Succulent Anthropomorphism: The Adventures of Ellen!

"What? Even so high, with it? Even if you put it inside, you can't stand steadily Wow, don't, don't! ”

"Gu Liang, the table is too high, the body is lowered, the standing is unstable, we are lying down, you think, the beautiful women on the lawn to take pictures of the broken si are not all lying ah, a lie, the curve is not all revealed Ah, on your long and short hands and feet, standing good?"

Occasionally thought about it, the beauty on the lawn to take pictures is indeed lying more, standing less, well, even lie back. The little old lady saw that the puppet wanted to understand, so she gave the occasional permission to the flat round basin, and she did not expect that the puppet was still quite graceful.

Ten days passed, and the dolls all took the pot, and the peony daffodil went, and the little old lady left a few leaves for leaf cuttings. Occasionally, under the moisture of the flat round basin, a few suns are sunburned, and they are red.

Succulent Anthropomorphism: The Adventures of Ellen!

The little old lady looked very happy and teased the puppet: "Oh yo, I didn't think the flat bowl was a good match, and now I only married it for a few days, and it has become so sexy." ”

Even shyly replied: "Say what, it is the sun these days, the ultraviolet rays in early autumn should not be too strong." ”

Half a month passed since such a comfortable day, and new shoots grew on the occasional broken finger. Every morning, the little old lady who had to go to the balcony to see the meat, as soon as she saw the new sprouts, immediately shouted at the puppet: "No, you can't hold the baby in less than a month. ”

Even the little old lady rolled her eyes: "This is not called hugging a baby, this is called going to the top advantage, and a few new shoots can grow under the really powerful broken finger." ”

The little old lady listened to the puppet's words this time without a puppet, and happily said to the puppet: "Several of you are doing well, Huang Li's youth is about to become Mr. Bodybuilder, you see how developed it is."

Succulent Anthropomorphism: The Adventures of Ellen!

Tao Meiren seems to have hit hyaluronic acid, a trace of wrinkles are gone, fat into Yang Guifei, but also the same round and rolling buds.

Succulent Anthropomorphism: The Adventures of Ellen!

You laughed at my wallet at first, now do you understand? My wallet is flat, but my brain cells are not deflated? Even hurriedly patted the horse's ass: "You are not a wallet, you are a good eye, the artistic cells in your brain are also full of drops, you are not a little old woman, you are the most prestigious and most prestigious literary and artistic youth today." " Hahahahaha..........

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