At the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics, the world knew about France's freedom: the accommodation was not air-conditioned, the swimming pool was too cold, the Eiffel Tower was blackout, and the Olympic rings were not lit.
It happens to the France, it is too commonplace. And such a problem, when it appears in China, will attract all kinds of complaints.
Recently, an outstanding graduate gave an acceptance speech, kindly complaining that the school is Niuma No. 1 Middle School, which attracted the attention of netizens.
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The student used the technique of first suppressing and then promoting: "This is the No. 1 Middle School of Cattle and Horses, adhering to the elegant training of self-exertion without whipping, forming a school ......spirit of ox spirit and elegance and atmosphere."
Originally, the students spoke very well and had a high evaluation of their alma mater, but the teacher who served as the host was ashamed of the elegant evaluation, and after taking the stage, he drove the classmates off the podium: "You are not qualified to say that the school is a cow and horse school, you give me down and take back your excellent certificate!" ”
According to insiders, the student graduated first in his grade.
As a host teacher, this host's adaptability is hard to describe, and he can be described as a mess in the art of language.
A retired old principal said: The future is undecided, you and I are dark horses!
At present, the school has communicated with the students and their parents, and the students have been able to successfully graduate.
Here's a reminder to the children of the school flowers: you need to be cautious when playing with memes, especially in formal settings.
What do you think about this?