Liu Yajinweiya Fat Dragon Sketch "Marriage Promotion Live Room" Line Script / 2021 Anhui Spring Festival Gala

Fat Dragon: Actually, I'll be honest, I've been able to put up with you for so long, really.

Via: We can't be together.

Fat Dragon: If you can't be together, then you can't share.

Via: Divide, divide.

Fat Dragon: Okay, whoever leaves is not the same.

Via: Husband, you come over and give us a review.

Zhang Weiwei: Can you two quarrel not to take me, you said that you two are partners in the live broadcast room, one is my daughter-in-law and the other is my brother, every time you two quarrel, let me kill relatives in dayi and heavy color and light friends, uncertain, swaying left and right, I am very passive.

Via: Today the live broadcast room is selling eggs, and I know why they are not selling well.

Zhang Weiwei: Ah.

Via: It's not because of him, others say that the fat man doesn't eat at all.

Zhang Weiwei: Everyone blames him.

Fat Dragon: No, how do I call incense, sister, before I was one hundred and two, now I am two hundred and one, you tell me how to call incense.

Via: How to call incense, the live broadcast room allows you to eat eggs for free, which is called welfare.

Zhang Weiwei: Welfare benefits.

Fat Dragon: I'm fat like this, which is called a work injury.

Zhang Weiwei: Yes yes yes.

Via: Okay, the injury is it, next time I don't need you to eat, I eat it myself.

Fat Dragon: Eat.

Zhang Weiwei: Oh, daughter-in-law, you said, don't you know him yet, you see him, his IQ, emotional intelligence together are not as high as his blood pressure, what do you do with him.

Via: Okay, shut up, don't say, don't say.

Zhang Weiwei: Hey.

Fat Dragon: Hey, what do you mean by your buddy?

Zhang Weiwei: Don't you know her, her heart and vision are not as wide as her brain, what do you do with her?

Fat Dragon: How do you say that about your daughter-in-law?

Zhang Weiwei: I'm very passive, hey, otherwise, I'll talk to that Du Zong and transfer you to the live broadcast room of the slimming tea.

Fat Dragon: You shut up.

Du Qinyi: The next live broadcast is about to start, what are you two doing here?

Fat Dragon: Du Zong, look at her like that.

Zhang Weiwei: If I develop one day, I will definitely fire her.

Fat Dragon: If I develop one day, I will definitely marry her.

Zhang Weiwei: What do you really like about her, you tell me.

Fat Dragon: Some people can't say what's good, but no one can replace it.

Zhang Weiwei: Go, confess, go now, you tell her, go, go, confess.

Fat Dragon: Don't do it, no.

Zhang Weiwei: Instigation.

Du Qinyi: Still pestle.

Fat Dragon: Gone, Mr. Du.

Zhang Weiwei: Gone.

Du Qinyi: Wei Wei, you stand still, I have a task to hand over to you.

(Unfinished)

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