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U.S. Ambassadors:
Young people pay more IQ taxes
Good for your physical and mental health
Text | The fog is full of barrage
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Look at this diagram:
Can't see anything, do you?
It's just a boy, sitting on the bullet train.
Look at this one again:
Compare the difference between this one and the first one.
Still can't see it?
Look at this one again:
Look at this one again:
Several pictures, the same person.
It's all on the train.
But in the first picture, he was sitting stupidly, doing nothing, no different from any passenger.
In the last three pictures, he has a book in his hand.
The vast nine factions flow through China, and the heavy line runs through the north and south. This guy travels through the land of China, and when he goes to different places, he has different books at hand:
He went to Wuhan with the book Kissinger "On China" at hand.
When I went to Zhenjiang, the book at hand was Pearl Race's "Earth".
去上海，手拿汉斯•方德万著《战争中的中国》（Hans van de Ven：《China at War: Triumph and Tragedy in the Emergence of the New China 1937-1952》）。
去沈阳，书是《skies of thunder》（雷鸣般的天空），讲中缅印战场博弈。
To Yunnan, the book is John Fairbank's The Great Chinese Revolution: 1800-1985.
When he went to Tianjin, he took Liu Cixin's "Three-Body Problem".
He went to Wuhan -- he had already been to Wuhan, and he read Kissinger's "On China" -- and now he went to Wuhan again, this time with George H.W. Bush's "China Diary."
When I went to Xiamen, I still got "The Three-Body Problem". (The repetition of "The Three-Body Problem" indicates that this person's bookbox has bottomed out).
This goods carrying bookcases everywhere in China is called Burns.
U.S. Ambassador to China.
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Burns poses for a book.
Some netizens were angry.
Because I have some pig teammates, I asked you to give him an umbrella, all kinds of instructions and inspections, and I have never heard him read a book.
Netizens speculated that Burns's goods were a stationery box containing pens.
These netizens judged that Bursne must not have read the book he posed for. Reading is tiring and hard, and Burns is not a hard-working person at first glance!
However, netizens were wrong.
Burns was a college bully.
He is a man who has come out of college conspiracy.
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What is a college conspiracy?
Look at this:
Some people go to colleges and universities, and they have a lot to eat for a lifetime.
Some people go to college and get a lesson that they regret only to regret.
Some people use what they have learned in college to solve problems they encounter in their lifetime.
Some people spend a lifetime of hard work to solve problems that were not solved in college.
The young lady in this post actively participated in all kinds of bad things when she was in college, and when she graduated, she gained a lot, but she was empty-handed.
She finally discovered that the activities she participated in were carefully designed for her. It was to consume her time, wear out her life, ruin her studies, and cripple her life.
In college, someone laid out a trick on her.
This bureau might as well be called the Burns conspiracy.
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Burns, born in 1956.
In middle school, I attended the top high school in the United States, Wellesley High School.
In high school, he was ready to "lead the world with honor."
At the age of 18, he participated in the gubernatorial campaign of Massachusetts.
At the same time, he entered Boston University and obtained a degree in European history.
Then he was shocked to find out that he was studying liberal arts.
Liberal Arts' little stuff is not mixed up enough, and he is crushed into a dog in minutes.
So he actively joined the club and learned two earth-shattering exercises.
These two exercises can be called the sunflower treasure book that does not need to lead the knife from the palace, and the sword spectrum that does not need self-castration to ward off evil spirits, which is extremely powerful and sweeps the world, but there is no aftermath.
What are these two exercises?
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Netizens think that Burns is posing for a photo, and he must not have read the book.
This is because netizens don't read.
For those who don't read, a copy of Kissinger's "On China" will take three years to read. And I read the back, forgot the front, and at the end of the reading burst into tears, and I couldn't remember anything.
But Burns, in the college club, practiced two exercises:
One is the speed reading method;
One is the rapid mnemonics.
With profound skills, Burns got on the train, took out Kissinger's "On China" and flipped through it, then put it down and asked the cutie opposite: How old is the girl? I am the U.S. Ambassador to China, I am of high morals, and I will take you through life...... You hurriedly stopped him: Holy shit, have you finished reading the book? Is this flirtatious?
He smiles, easily recites a large paragraph, and then discusses it with you.
Wow, you guess this guy memorized it before, pretending to remember it, so you immediately took out the "China Diary" by the elder Bush: let you pretend, you memorize page 32 for me instantly.
He took it and flipped it over, and he memorized it.
Hey, could it be that Bush Sr.'s "China Diary" has also memorized it?
What is he doing with this thing?
If you test him with Liu Cixin's novel again, no matter how nervous he is, he won't be able to recite "The Three-Body Problem", right?
When he recited the three-body problem to you, you will understand:
Burns, who learned the method of rapid reading and rapid memory in college, gave him an obscure book, he picked it up, read it in an instant, and memorized it.
We go to university and need to learn a lot of knowledge.
However, being able to master the method of reading and memorizing quickly is the basic skill.
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I went back to the previous university and actively participated in the bad things.,In the end, the young lady who got nothing.。
What if the club she joined took her to practice the Rapid Reading Method and the Rapid Memorization Method?
When you first graduated, you didn't see any strengths.
But you'll get better and better over the years.
Others can't read a book in three years, but you can read a thousand books in three years.
The most terrible thing is that it only takes you half an hour to read a book and memorize it in your mind, without delaying you from watching dramas and games, and not delaying you from traveling and wrestling with your little brother. After 30 years of accumulation, you have made amazing progress, and just being an ambassador is definitely wronged by you.
If you're in college and don't have the skills to read and memorize quickly, someone is setting up a game and diverting your attention to bad things.
This practice of diverting your attention and making you waste time on bad things is the Burns conspiracy we talked about earlier.
You have to break through the Burns conspiracy to succeed in life.
If you've already been hit, come back and start over, OK?
(*The picture in this article is from the Internet)