I've been cooking on the same stove with my colleague, and I'll come up to cook after he finishes cooking! Oil and salt separated! Until that day, I hurriedly ran upstairs to prepare the food, and saw my colleague quickly pick up my oil and pour it into the pot! After staring at each other for two seconds, we both seemed embarrassed......
My son likes to eat pig ears and bought them for him tonight. While eating, he suddenly asked me: Ma Ma, where did the pig ears come from? I said casually: Of course, it was cut off from the pig's head! The son asked: Isn't the little pig going to hurt a lot? Me: That's right! The son cried as soon as he cried, and said while crying: Ma Ma I will never eat pig ears again, don't let them cut the ears of the piglets, okay? Looking at his teary-eyed son, I suddenly felt the urge to quit meat......
A few days ago, some of us jumped into the river, hundreds of people watched by the river, 120 ambulances couldn't get in, but I don't know who squeezed forward, more than a dozen people fell into it at once, and the captain of the angry 119 at that time burst into foul language.
As soon as I was helping my daughter-in-law to do sit-ups, I suddenly found that she had a lot of meat on her stomach when she sat up, so I pinched the meat and asked her: Where did this come from? I remember you didn't have it before... She was very nervous when I suddenly asked, and was stunned for a few seconds and said: Outside... Stolen from outside...
Once my girlfriend accidentally rushed into the men's toilet after drinking too much, and in front of the panicked faces, this thing actually pretended to be calm and shouted loudly: "What are you afraid of!" I didn't bring a ruler~~~
I remember when I went to school, the window for putting the lunch box to eat was a window in, a window to take, I and a girl I didn't know at all in front of me was the same lunch box, but mine was newly bought, the handle was not rusty, I didn't hold it right, I turned around and waited for the girl, as soon as we met, we exchanged lunch boxes directly
Take my girlfriend to my hometown to play, grandpa said he was going to feed the pigs, my girlfriend was happy to say that she had never fed the pigs, let her go.... After a long time and she did not come back, the family went out to look for her, and in the pigsty they saw her take a small spoon and feed the pigs one bite at a time......
When I was riding the elevator, I heard two girls say, "I just went to install a memory module on my computer." "How much?" "More than a hundred." "How big?" “2G。” "Alas, it's not cost-effective for you, you might as well buy a mobile hard drive online, dozens of G's are only more than a hundred." "Ah, is it?" I was stunned when I heard it...
Husband, I'm not coming back tonight, I'm here at my mother, sleeping with my mother. The man hung up the phone and said lightly to the woman lying next to him: "In the face of such deception, I can't talk about this love anymore, bring a message to your daughter." With that, he turned around and dressed and left......
There is a student named Fang Chang in college, who has a beautiful voice and a gentle person, I fell in love with her at a glance and launched a crazy offensive against her. Finally one day she sent me a message: Senior, do you know that there is an idiom that starts with the word? …… At that time, I just didn't understand this sentence and missed the pinnacle of life...