Listening to the radio yesterday, the host said: "The uglier the writing, the more handsome the person is." I looked at myself in the mirror, and then at the words I wrote on the table, and cursed secretly, all of which were deceitful.
My wonderful classmate just wanted to experience "the light bulb can't be taken out after you put it in your mouth". So he thought of a way that he thought was very safe, put the bulb in a plastic bag and put it in, and break the bulb directly after it was stuck, so that the glass scum would not fall into his mouth. I'm now on my way to the hospital with a brain-dead man with a RT-Mart bag in his mouth...
When I was a child, there was a Chinese New Year, adults made button meat, I took advantage of their inattention to take a thermostat and put it in the pot to measure the temperature, and the thermostat exploded in the pot instantly. I knew that the mercury was poisonous, so I immediately took the pot and poured it into the ditch by the roadside, and I knew that even if I told them that there was mercury in the thermometer, they would probably be reluctant to pick it up and eat it, so I stomped on the meat and sprinkled it with soil to soak the urine. The adults didn't know what was going on, they thought I was crazy and beat me up...
When we go to school, we all go over the wall to the Internet café to stay overnight, and one day a buddy also goes out over the wall, but the Internet café is full, there is nowhere to go, so I go to the square to stroll, and I see the aunts dancing, at first I was just curious to learn, but the more I danced, the more energetic, and later, the buddies went to the square every night to lead the dance, I really don't know what the buddies think
Downstairs in the girls' dormitory, I saw several girls and a woman, wearing pajamas, holding food, rolling buckets of pure water towards the dormitory, to the dormitory, need to go up the stairs, among them there is a very masculine female picked up the bucket, yelled: play music. The girls next to them collectively sang: The man who sets the horse, you are mighty and majestic. . .
My sister recently talked to a boyfriend, but my mother disagreed, turned off the computer for me, confiscated my mobile phone, and put me under house arrest to ...... at home. Due to my loss of contact, my boyfriend was really anxious, in the middle of the night, he came downstairs to our house to learn animal barking, hoping to attract my attention, and to get in touch, as a result, upstairs and downstairs, scolding was ....... Angry, my mother pointed at my nose and counted: "Listen, listen, what are you looking for?" , everyone learns a kitten, a puppy or something, he is good, and he learns to call a donkey in the middle of the night......".
10My wife and son don't eat fatty meat, and every time I eat braised pork, I bite the fat and give it to them. Yesterday, my cousin and brother-in-law came to visit, and my wife made a big bowl, my favorite braised pork, habitually biting the fatty meat, and putting the lean meat in my wife's bowl. My cousin also said that I didn't like to eat fatty meat, and then I bit off a few pieces of fatty meat, put a few pieces of lean meat in my cousin's bowl, and looked up to see my cousin-in-law staring at the bowl of braised pork, I don't know what I was thinking? Aren't there just a few pieces of fat with tooth marks that I have bitten off? My cousin doesn't dislike my saliva... ”
Teacher: Is the cow expensive, or the chicken expensive? Xiao Ming replied: Chicken is expensive! Teacher: Why? Xiao Ming: Nine cows are only one dime, and eight chickens are eight. Teacher: Get out! In biology class, the teacher asked: "Wolves and dogs are called wolfdogs after mating, but what about tigers and lions?" Xiao Ming replied again: It's called the old lion. Teacher: Get out!? Math Teacher: Students, today we are going to review the multiplication formula. Teacher: Sanqi? Xiao Ming: Four concubines! Teacher...
I just got into the elevator when I got home. A father brought a two- or three-year-old little Lori in and pressed the 13th floor. Elevator ascent process. There was no one talking for a while, and it felt a little awkward. So I took the lead in breaking the atmosphere: this little girl's little eyes are really big! After saying that, I felt that dad froze, and I felt that I would never praise people again...
When you play games, others are staying up late and working overtime to catch up on projects; When you go to work and fish, others are desperately drinking to accompany customers; When you sleep at night, others are working without sleep or food; When you go out on a trip with your friends, someone else is working on a business plan all night, which is why someone else died suddenly at work in their twenties and you have good skin, good complexion, and good spirits.